(A/N:I have finished this at last. I am warning you. This story gets stupid. REALLY REALLY stupid. If possible, stupider than Zim ever gets stupid. I like Invader Zim, but this story gets stupider, in a bad way. Or in a good way. HELL, I JUST DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!)

Chapter 5

Dib sprinted out of the skool, running as fast as he could. He looked backward, seeing a single kid pointing at him. His eyes widened, and his jacket flowed with the wind in a nifty sort of way.

He glanced around, to check if any cars were coming, then ran across the street, dodging a Ford Corolla.

"Hey…" the driver muttered. "That kid has a big head."

Dib dashed across the streets of the city, passing a donut shop. Little did he know that someone happened to be occupying that donut shop. One of his worst nemiseseses…nemeses…whatever.

He ran forward, and then spotted Zim. He was walking forward, with an evil look in his eyes.

"Hello, Dib. What do you think of my plan? Is it not ingenious?"

"You haven't even told me your plan!"

"Oh…you'll know my plan! My plan is so planny…so full of planness…so…ah, whatever." Zim leaped onto Dib, whipped out an Irken taser and knocked him out.

Out of nowhere, a psychic-formed raven appeared. Walking out of it was…

"Hey! You're that freaky psychic girl!" Zim pointed out.

"Did you just knock out Dib?" Raven asked, her voice annoyed.

"Uh no. Maybe. Let me think…"

WHAM

Raven was smacked in the neck with the taser…

Dib opened his eyes. He was in a dark sewer-like place, shackled to the wall. And, posted to the wall, was the big skool emblem thingy.

"I knew there were secret passages under the school! And they didn't believe me!"

"HI!"

"…GIR?" Dib said quietly.

"Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah?"

"Where's Raven?"

"She's in the big evil thangy! Right there!" GIR said, pointing out the door to the left.

"Could you let me go?" Dib said. The shackles were tightening.

"Um…what would Master do?"

"Uh…" That he couldn't answer.

"If you can reach this DONUT!" he said, pulling out a donut.

Dib stretched his arm forward, as far as he could. He missed. He tried again…once again, failing to grab the glazed snack of deliciousness…

Raven woke up tied to the wall, upside-down. Not usually your idea of comfort. She looked around quickly, noticing a group of the creepy, crazy kids staring at her.

"Spawn of Trigon!" Melvin said. "We are honored to have you here!"

"What are you doing? Where's Dib?"

"Dib? Are you talking about the child with the enormous head?" asked Melvin.

"His head's not that big!" Raven admitted.

"It matters not. All we need is the moon in the right alignment, and we shall project a beam of moonlight onto your head. Once it reaches it, (which will be painfully slow like a secret agent movie), Trigon will be unleashed upon the earth!"

Raven struggled, then remembered her powers. She tried to break the chains, but to no avail.

"Haha! You fool! We gave you some magic potion thingy to negate your powers!" Melvin shouted. "You are doomed!"

Dib stood at the corner of the wall, GIR standing next to him.

"GIR…what are you doing here?"

"Waaaatchin' you." he said. He stuck his tongue out.

Dib just stared for several seconds. "Yeah…whatever." He took a bite out of his donut. "Now, I want you to cause a distraction. Can you do that for me?"

"Give me five buucks!"

Dib searched his pockets, and found a quarter, a long-dead Tomagotchi, and a piece of lint.

"Here," he said, holding them out. "Will this work?"

"HERE'S THE RANCID TUNA YOU WANTED!" he shouted, dumping tuna on Dib's head.

"What was that sound?" a voice shouted.

"Uh…thanks?" Dib said, unsure. The moment the cult member came in, he socked him in the face, and he collapsed.

"Well…that wasn't too hard," Dib muttered.

"I'm…still awake…" gasped the kid.

"Oh…sorry."

WHAM.

Dib walked into the ceremony chamber, wearing the kid's robes. He walked forward, glancing around. Zim was there, as well as Melvin and—Raven! The moonlight was getting closer and closer to her head.

He started to run, then the run turned to a sprint, then he jumped in front of the Raven blocking the moonlight with his enormous head. Dib grinned.

"HAH! You thought you could take over the world? Well guess what, Zim! At last, I win! And you lose! Hahahhahahaaaa!"

Dib didn't even notice the large portal of DOOM forming from his head.

"So, Zim? What do you have to say for yourself?" Dib asked, staring at him. "Are you angry? Scared? I pity you! I...wait a second."

The portal opened fully, and a demonic voice filled the room.

"SUFFER THE WRATH OF TRIGON!" it screeched.

"Yay! I like wrath!" GIR shouted.

TO BE CONTINUED!