Kikyo-Hater-Forever: Hey! I have very good news! I am about to start a new story! But...I don't know what it should be based on. Can you guyz please vote?

a) A Princess and a Prince

b) A pirate story

c) A story where Kagome is a singer (and so is Inuyasha)

d) A story where Inu and Kag are asassins

Please vote and choose one, Thanks!

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Kagome sighed and walked down the hall. She had a hard day at school. She had a pile of homework waiting to be done. 'Fuck it', she thought. While she was heading out the doors, she bumped into the one and only asshole. She sighed and waited for the yell. "Watch where the fuck you're going wench!", he yelled. Kagome just ignored him and walked out.

That made Inuyasha get really pissed off.

He followed her outside.

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It was raining. Kagome ran to her car and quickly got in. She started her car and almost ran over Inuyasha. It was her turn to yell.

"You think I should watch where I'm going! You're the one who is stupid enough to be standing behind my car when I'm trying to reverse it!".

Inuyasha was pissed.

"I need a fucking ride!", he yelled.

Kagome stuck her tongue out at him.

"No fucking way loser! Get your own ride asshole!", she said as she tried to reverse it again. Inuyasha just stood there. Kagome sighed.

There was no way she could reverse it if he stood in the way.

"Fine, I'll give you 5 seconds to get in".

One

Inuyasha accidently fell into a puddle.

Two

When he tried to get up, he slipped and fell again.

Three

He tried to get mud off his face, but he accidently put more on his face.

Four

He screamed really loud in frustration.

Five

He finally managed to get his ass in Kagome's car.

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"Father, why the fuck isn't Inuyasha home yet?", Sesshomaru yelled.

"Sesshomaru, watch the language", his father said as he went down the stairs.

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. "You didn't answer my que-".

There was a loud bang, and then a loud scream.

"FUCK!".

Sesshomaru chortled in amusement.

"Dad...watch the language!", Sesshomaru said as he laughed his ass off all the way to his room.

Then...

"FUCK!".

"Sesshomaru, watch the language!".

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"Inuyasha, you got mud all over my baby!", Kagome yelled angrily. Kagome loved her car. She always called it baby. Inuyasha rolled his eyes.

"Who gives a fuck!", he yelled.

Kagome growled.

"I do!", she said as she angrily moved her face next to his.

"Who cares! It's just a fucking car!", he yelled moving his face closer to hers.

That very second, Kagome had the most evil look on her face.

"What did you say about my baby?", she asked through gritted teeth.

"D-did I s-stutter? I said it's just a fucking car!", he said the first part sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.

Inuyasha had no idea what saying that would cost him.

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The bell rang at Inuyasha's house. Sesshomaru ran towards the door.

"I'll get it!", he yelled.

When he opened the door, their was a soaking wet Kagome and Inuyasha.

Kagome smiled innocently.

"Does this belong to you?", she said as she held up a poor, unconcious Inuyasha with swirly eyes and a million bruises.

Sesshomaru was trying to hold in his laughter.

"No, try next door", he said between laughs.

Kagome smirked like a mad woman.

"Okay", she said as she walked to the next house.

Sesshomaru closed the door and started rolling on the ground, laughing like a clown.

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Kagome put (or threw) Inuyasha in front of the front door. She rung the door bell and ran as fast as she could to her car. She got in, and went home.

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Inuyasha opened his eyes. Where was he? This isn't his house...

Then his eyes went from surprised to angry.

"That fucking bitch! Where is she? But most importantly...WHERE AM I!", he said to himself.

He had a wet cloth on his head and he was in somebody bed.

The house was decorated with lot's of artifacts and the house smelled really good...

Then an old lady walked in. "You must be so hungry my little poochie!", she said as she stuffed his face with cookies.

Inuyasha spit them all out.

"WHAT THE FUCK!".

End Chappie

Kikyo-Hater-Forever: Awwww. Poor Inu! But that's what you get for dissing Kag's car. lol. Please read and review!