(Let the stupidity begin…)
Chapter 6
Dib was shocked at the enormous portal of evil projecting from his head.
"Well…that was surprising," he admitted.
"We're doomed," Raven said. "With Trigon coming to this dimension, the earth has no hope remaining."
"You never had any hope, earth-human!" Zim cried. "As you can see, I will soon control the universe!"
"Zim, the events you've triggered are going to end the universe!" Dib shouted over the increasing evil noise of dimensionalness coming from the portal.
"Eh, same difference. Now, BOW TO YOUR NEW RULER!"
"Dag nabbit! They just don't make these things like they used to!" Trigon shouted, trying to get through the portal.
"You jerk!" Dib shouted back. "If you destroy everything, there won't be anything left to destroy!"
"What about nothing?" Zim asked.
"You can't destroy nothing! IT DOESN'T EXIST!" Dib virtually screamed.
Zim's eyes widened. "But I was the one who always wanted to rule the universe! It's been my dream ever since I was a squirming mass of goo!"
"Then how do we stop it?"
"He'll never tell you!" Melvin yelled. "Because he's on our side!" Some of the cult members nodded their heads evilly.
At that point, the portal sucked Melvin into Hell, where he, like Ms. Bitters predicted, turned into nothing!
"I'll tell you," Zim said quickly. "We need the rotting flesh of some…sacred…fish thingy."
"Great. Where are we going to find some rotting fish?" Raven muttered.
GIR grinned widely, his tongue sticking out. A putrid smell filled the room.
"GIR, what do you have?"
"Nooooooothing."
"Show me!"
"RANCID TUNA!" he shouted, and his head started to spin violently, the fish flying from his head all over the room, coating the inhabitants. And entering the portal.
There was an unearthly scream.
NO! I JUST CLEANED THIS JACKET!
The portal closed in a nifty explosion of energy, and there was silence.
Of course, until the obligatory CIA ninjas came in.
They leaped through the windows, sweeping up the tuna with Ninja skill, taking photos, and, finally, mopping the floor.
"You saw nothing."
"Wait a second! You're just going to cover this up?"
"It's happened in twelve states. We do this all the time, kid."
"What about the alien? Do you notice that kid with the GREEN SKIN? Huh? Huh? HUH?"
"Skin condition," Zim said.
"Just because he has a skin condition doesn't mean you can persecute him!" one Ninja shouted.
"Yeah! I've read up on you! You're crazy, you crazy big-headed child! Why, when I was a boy, no one had a head that big! In fact--"
Dib unchained Raven, ignoring the Ninja.
"You alright?"
"I'll be fine," Quoth the Raven.
The two teleported away to Dib's house…
To be finished and stuff.
(EXPLANATION: The reason I haven't updated for so long can be described with two words: writer's block. Oh how I loathe it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that chapter which I found insanely stupid. Oh well. FEEDBACK APPRECIATED:D )