In the comics that I drew, that last chapter was the funniest. Everyone thought that was the best...

I've come to the conclusion that I looks a lot better drawn U oh well. You win some you lose some.

Jou: Disclaimer- -sigh- Melony does not own YuGiOh... I don't know why she's putting all these disclaimers... she doesn't normally do this in her other stories... normally she only renews them every five chapters or so...

There's always SOMETHING funny in the disclaimer, though.

Jou: Ah. Oh well.

Oh well? That's it?

Jou: ... yup.

-sigh- -.- Here's your chapter. I know I haven't asked this yet, but would you PLEASE review? It lets me know that there are actually people reading my story and gets me less discouraged... if I don't get many reviews, I feel that I must quit the story and work on my other ones because this one isn't getting any recognition and is useless... so, if you want this story to continue flourishing, please review!

Story Four: Winter Break?

Jou was ecstatic, hopping around excitedly. "YEAH! No school for two weeks! Booyah!" he chortled. His imagination sprung, as he muttered, "Let's see... I'll be able to..."

Sleep in...

Jounouchi sat on a bed, totally out cold. He snored, and turned over, muttering stuff quietly in his slumber. Otogi walked by the bedroom door, and turned his head, noticing the slumbering blonde. A large smirk grew on his lips, and he pulled out a permanent marker...

Stay up late watching TV...

The blonde sat in front of the TV, his eyes a shadeless white, staring directly at the screen, which was also the only source of light in the room, for all the other lights were off.

'Bi tihs nu cleenr! U wont regret it!' the TV played, a picture of a man holding up some sort of box with some sort of liquid in it.

Yugi walked down the stairs, scratching his stomach with one hand and rubbing sleepiness from his eyes with the other. He then blinked, noticing the blonde and his position that was a LITTLE too close too the TV.

"Uhh, Jounouchi-kun..."

"Must bi cleenr..."

Pig out on candy...

Jou walked through the front door with two big grocery bags in his hands. He whistled a little tune as he walked into the kitchen and placed the bags on the counter. "Okay, here it is! My rations of candy for the next two weeks!" he pulled out three boxes of Reese's, two boxes of lollipops, four boxes of truffles, forty bars of chocolate...

He pulled one of the chocolate bars out, and, his mouth watering, he slowly folded down the wrapper. The smell made his drool become thicker, and his brain and body demanded for the sweet delight. He brought the bar to his mouth, and just as he was about to take a bite...

Mokuba reached up and snatched the bar. "Oooh, candy! Thanks, Jou! I'll go tell the others that you're sharing!" he wandered out into the lounge. Jou turned his head.

"Wha... wha... wha?"

Open LOTSA pressies!...

Jounouchi tore the wrapping from the brown box and tossed it aside. He opened the box quickly and was discouraged when he pulled out a large, brown, turtle-neck sweatshirt instead of a new CD or iPod. He looked at Seto expectantly.

"This isn't my ONLY present from you, right?" he narrowed his eyes. Seto rolled his eyes back.

"What? Were you expecting something flashy?"

"Well a rare card wouldn't hurt..."

"Yes, it would. Not that it would be possible for you to defeat me with just ONE rare card, but it would make you stronger, and I don't need that."

"Grr..."

"Here, Jou! Open mine! You'll like it!" Otogi handed forward a box wrapped with dark green paper, Jou's favorite color. Jou's eyes sparkled.

"Why... why, thanks, Ryuuji! That's so thoughtful of you!" the blonde grinned gladly, and then immediately started ripping off the paper. He went to take off the lid...

BAM! Just like a jack-in-the-box, something popped out on a spring. But this object was a large, extremely hard rock-shaped piece of metal. It jabbed Jou right in the face, and the blonde fell over, unconscious. Otogi grinned.

"That'll teach him to expect presents from me..."

Drink EGGNOG!

Jou tiredly dug through the refrigerator, looking for something to eat. His eyes sparkled as they laid upon the carton that read on its green side label, 'Eggnog'. The blonde grabbed the carton up and immediately started to drink right from it, just like any other guy would. After he'd had a good taste, he brought it over and got a cup.

Minutes later, he was staggering around and went up to Seto, putting an arm around the now annoyed brunette. "Kaiba... ya... ya gotta taste dis... ... milk... stuff... EGGNOG! Eggnog, ya gotta try da eggnog..." he hiccuped and grinned stupidly as the CEO peeled the blonde's arm from his shoulder with distaste.

"OTOGI! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT ADDING RUM TO THE EGGNOG?"

Randomly climb on the back of the couch...

Jou sat on the couch's back, arms spread down on both sides-

"But Christmas Break isn't for another two weeks." Mokuba's voice interrupted Jou's story. Jou fell over off of the couch, creating a sort of 'whump!' noise.

Jou climbed to his feet and threw his arms up, a stream of tears on his cheeks.

"Wahhhh!"