. I'm... mesmerized in playing .Hack/Infection ... you may not see me a lot, I may be glued to my tv screen playin that game... Wouldn't it be just so cool if they had real versions of that game where there really was an online server and all that? ... o.o is there? Well whatever.

And I'm so torn! T.T nobody has read or reviewed any of my newest Death Bite installments! I put up the last chapter! It's finished now! Finally! And no one cares! IT SUCKS! Why, Ra, why?

Jou: Disclaimer- -yawns- Mel-dono does not own YuGiOh or .Hack/Infection or any of the other games - or, well, she owns a copy of the game to play - but she doesn't own the production or anything like that. I think the only thing that Mel owns that is of any importance is her weird ideas... oh and her body.

WHAT ABOUT MY MIND?

Jou: That's of no importance.

-twitch- ... well... while I beat up Jounouchi... here is the next chapter.

Jou: -nod; nod- -blink- wait, what?

Story Seven: Vile Germs

The pack of Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards lay on the counter. He stared at them for a moment, but then picked one up and went to the counter with his choice. "I'd like to buy this pack of booster cards, please." he smiled at the cashier, who nodded, scanning the card pack and then handing it to the blonde. Jounouchi handed over some bills and coins, and the cashier smiled.

"Thank you, please come again." the man said, and Jounouchi gave a small nod as he exited with his booster pack in hand.

The blonde entered the mansion with a happy whistle and called, "I'm home!" upon his entry he noticed Seto exiting from the kitchen that was just a few steps away, drinking something from a glass. He was sporting some thin-rimmed glasses and had a dictionary open in his left hand. "Doing homework, Seto?" Jounouchi blinked.

Seto turned with a vein showing itself on his forehead, and muttered, "So what if I-" Jounouchi began to cut him off as he continued, saying, "HEY, WAIT A MIN-"

"I got Duel Monster Cards!" Jounouchi chimed. He whipped them out and began to open then and quickly flip through to the rare card that is 'guaranteed in every pack'. He grinned wide and jumped up excitedly, flailing his arms, announcing, "I GOT VILE GERMS!" Realizing his statement, he blinked.

Needless to say, Seto spewed his drink and began to hunch over and bawl in laughter. Jounouchi blinked for a moment, getting a fair look of realization and muttered,

"Oh, wait..."