The Juunishi
(A/N: Just so you know I am not going to add all of the kuns and samas and whatnot)
Kuro had been flying for a day and a night straight. She then passed out and fell down through the roof of a house and into a bedroom. She laid there unconscious on top of roofing material and a table. Around her were four boys, when she fell through the roof a man, if you can call him such, burst into the room.
"KYO WHAT DID YOU BRAKE NOW?" shouted the 'man'.
"IT WASN'T ME! WHY DID YOU IMMEDIATELY THINK IT WAS ME!" shouted the guy with bright orange hair.
The others three boys looked at each other, sighed, and then walked over to where Kuro was, while the other two continued their bickering. The one with the monochromatic hair picked her up and followed the grey headed one. They laid her down in a bed downstairs and walked back to the other bedroom. When they walked in they saw the blond picking up the roof and the 'man' yelling at Kyo to help. The 'man' then walked out and Kyo turned around with his arms crossed.
"That was weird," said blond.
"Yep," said monochromatic.
"I wonder who she is, and how she fell through our roof. It is really hard to come in from the side because of all the trees," said grey head.
"Hey Kyo why don't you help?" asked blond.
"Yea, after all it is Tohru's room," said grey head.
"Grr… I don't want you telling me what to do, you stupid rat!" yelled Kyo, but he helped anyway.
A couple hours had gone by and the roof and table materials had been picked up, a patch was on the roof, and Kuro slowly awoke. She sat up and looked around. It was a simple room really, so she didn't linger. She got up and walked to the door. When she opened it she saw a girl walking by.
"Oh hello, I'm Tohru Honda, are you a Sohma too?" asked the girl.
"Um… no," said Kuro as she walked out into the hall and closed the door.
"Then why were you in Yuki's room? Are you part of the Prince fan club?"
"Err… no"
"Oh well then who are you and what are you doing here, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Kuro Raikou, dunno, and yes I do."
"OH I'm sorry," and she bowed to you.
"Do that again and I'll brake your back."
"Yes," and she stood up. "Would you like something to eat or drink?"
"Uh…sure"
Kuro followed Tohru into the kitchen. There sat monochromatic, blond, grey head, Kyo, and 'man' just lying around drinking tea.
"Oh you're awake," said blond.
"No, I am sleep walking," said Kuro sarcastically.
"Who are you and how did you fall through our roof?" asked Kyo getting to the point.
"Kuro Raikou and it's a long story." said Kuro.
"Have a seat; I'll make some more tea. What would you like to eat?" asked Tohru as she walked over to the refrigerator.
"Food," said Kuro sitting down next to monochromatic and blond.
"Easy enough," said Tohru as she got to work.
"You don't have to be so sarcastic, you know (A/N: Had too. Just for you KJ)" said Kyo.
"Sorry but that is just who I am," said Kuro glaring at him.
"Well then change."
"You can't change who you are on the inside, plus I like who I am."
"Tea's ready," said Tohru as she placed the tea on the table.
"Arigato," said Kuro as she took a sip of her tea. "Oh, um….do you want me to fix the roof?"
"Oh that was you?" asked Tohru as she came back with some udon.
"Yea, I sort of fell," said Kuro taking another sip of tea.
"Either you will or Kyo will," said the 'man'.
"Who?" asked Kuro.
"Oh how rude we forgot to introduce our selves. I'm Shigure Sohma," said the 'man'.
"Yuki Sohma," said grey head.
"Haru Sohma," said monochromatic.
"Momiji Sohma," said blond.
"Kyo Sohma," said…Kyo.
"Oh so you all are related and live here. Where does she come in, is she like your maid?" asked Kuro.
"No," said Yuki.
"…no what?" asked Kuro.
"Yes we're related, no we don't live together, and no Tohru is not our maid," explained Yuki.
"Okay," said Kuro, "anyway…"
"So explain how you fell through my roof," asked Shigure.
"Well to make a long story short, I was being chased by four midgets in a van," said Kuro.
"Why were they chasing you?" asked Momiji.
"Sold them to our friend Ketsueki who owns a midget farm," said Kuro eating some udon.
"Oh how mean," said Tohru.
"It was a joke. We get so bored all the time," said Kuro.
"Don't you have school, work, sports?" asked Kyo.
"We have all went to school already, even collage, work is pointless, and sports… well let's just say we can't for our own reasons," said Kuro eating more noodles.
"Oh…so how did you fall through our roof?" asked Yuki taking a sip of his tea.
"Classified," said Kuro finishing her noodles, "well I'll get to work on your roof," She then stood up, walked to the door and paused.
"What's wrong?" asked Momiji.
"I don't know which room it is," said Kuro with a small 'heh heh'.
"Oh I'll show you," said Shigure standing up.
"Why don't we all go," said Yuki standing up clearly not trusting Shigure.
"…okay," said Kuro and she followed them upstairs. They walked into Tohru's room and looked up at the ceiling.
"I've had worse," said Kuro looking around the hole edges.
"You mean this isn't the first time you fell through a roof?" asked Haru.
"Hell no, and it won't be the last," said Kuro. She jumped up onto the roof and looked around. "All right just leave it to me, I'll fix it no problem," and Kuro jumped back into the room. "Now where do you keep your tools?"