Meet Akito
Everyone was sitting around drinking tea. Kuro's foot was on a pillow with ice on it. They had met Hatori who bandaged her foot and is sitting next to Shigure.
"Where are Shorty McAfroboy and blondee?" asked Kuro.
"We dropped them off." said Ketsueki.
"Ed (fma) was worried about Al, and you know how Hiei (yyh) is," said KJ.
"Then why do I have to give my half back when you, without me, dropped the midgets off back home?" asked Kuro confused.
"Uh… SHUT UP!" yelled Ketsueki and she flopped her head down on the table.
"Is she okay?" asked Tohru.
"This is nothing," said Kuro.
"So are you two demons/vampires too?" asked Kyo.
"No, I'm a shadow demon," stated KJ.
"Raccoon demon," said Ketsueki bring her head up.
"Hatchi," said Kuro under her breath.
"I'm gunna kill you!" yelled Ketsueki as she clenched her fists.
"No you're not," said Kuro not moving.
"Yes I am," said Ketsueki standing up.
"Sit down you are not going to kill me."
"Yes I am."
"Oh really?"
"Yes."
"Well your mind says otherwise." stated Kuro with a smirk.
"ARGH!" yelled Ketsueki as she sat down.
Haru then leaned over to Yuki and whispered to him, "What just happened?"
"Don't know," said Yuki with a confused face.
"So where will you be staying tonight?" asked Shigure with a huge grin.
"Uh…" said Kuro, KJ, Baku, and Ketsu as they looked at each other.
"I get the van!" yelled Baku as he ran out and everyone just stared out after him.
"…rooky…" said KJ.
"Shigure you know Akito wouldn't allow it," said Hatori.
"Aww come on it's just one night. Plus we already know their secret," said Shigure with a puppy-dog face (A/N: that's ironic good song)
"And I know yours," said Kuro.
'You do?" asked everyone.
"Yes," said Kuro.
"Oh, Kuro, I thought you knew better then to read stranger's minds," said KJ with a 'tisk'.
"Yea…so what's there secret?" asked Ketsueki.
"How do you know?" asked Yuki.
"I read your mind," said Kuro.
"This girl just keeps getting freakier and freakier," said Haru.
"Yep," said Kyo.
"That's cool!" said Momiji.
"What an invasion of personal privacy," said Tohru (A/N: she actually said some long words! shocked)
"What a handful, how do you control her?" asked Hatori.
"If you think she's bad just be thankful you haven't met the idiots we live with," said KJ.
"I can only imagine," said Kyo.
"Anyway…so can they stay here the night?" asked Shigure to Hatori.
"I don't know you have to ask Akito," said Hatori.
"Ugh fine," said Shigure as he stood up and walked out of the room.
Everyone waited for him to come back. After about half a minute of waiting silently KJ, Kuro, and Ketsueki all start 'singing' the Jeopardy theme song. When they saw everyone looking at them like they had ten arms, they stopped with a gomen. They continued waiting silently until Shigure came back.
"He wants to meet them, now," said Shigure.
"There isn't enough room in my car," said Hatori.
"We can take our van," said Kuro as she stood up.
"Oh can I wake Baku up?" asked Ketsueki.
"Sure…" said KJ.
"Can we come?" asked Tohru as she and Momiji stood up.
"To help wake up Baku or to go see the head Sohma?" asked Kuro.
"Both," said Momiji.
"All…right," said KJ and Tohru and Momiji ran out with Ketsueki in the lead.
"They're gunna kill out van," said KJ as she followed after them.
"I don't trust them around my car," said Hatori as he walked out too.
"Have fun!" said Shigure.
"I'm not going," said Kyo as he stood up and went into the living room.
"You going?" Haru asked Yuki.
"Yea, if Tohru is then I will," said Yuki as he and Haru stood up.
"Ugh, meeting people," said Kuro as she walked out with Yuki and Haru. When they got outside they saw Momiji and Tohru high-fiving each other, a grumpy Baku (A/N: bigger shock) being hugged by Ketsueki, and KJ and Hatori standing by his car 'protecting' it.
"Who's going in which card?" asked Hatori.
"Sane people in Hatori's car, the rest in the van," said Kuro.
"All right Haru, Yuki, Hatori, me, and Kuro in Hatori's car, everyone else…let's just hope Baku isn't drunk." said KJ.
"Whee!" yelled Momiji as he jumped into the can. Baku started it up and Tohru and Ketsueki got in and slid the door shut. Hatori got in his car and started the engine.
"Shot gun," said KJ.
"Midgets go in the middle seat in the back," said Kuro as she shoved past KJ.
"Aw…come on please," said KJ pleadingly.
"FINE!" yelled Kuro and she went in the back and sat between Haru and Yuki (A/N: COOTIES!). They pulled out and the van followed them. Around 9:30 they arrived at the main house (A/N: Not that it matters). Hatori left to tell Akito they had arrived.
"So what is this dude like?" asked Kuro leaning on a post outside.
"Well…" said Momiji with an awkward glance at the others.
(KJ: Momiji and his awkward glances and stuff…)(A/N: no more magic cookies for her)
"Oh, gomen for bringing it up," said Kuro.
"What? Tell me?" said KJ.
"No, you'll find out by them," said Kuro indicating the Sohmas. About five minutes later Hatori came back.
"He will see you now," said Hatori. The four walked down the hallway and went into a room and sat down.
"I heard one of you fell through Shigure's roof," said Akito form the other side of the room.
"Yea, that would be me," said Kuro.
"How?" asked Akito.
"Err…" she took the moment to read his mind to fully understand the question, "oh I was flying and passed out above his roof. No fret though, I fixed it."
"Flying?" asked Akito looking straight at Kuro.
"Yes flying," said Kuro and she hovered.
This shocked Akito but he managed to say, "What are you? And you three don't look human either."
"I am half lightning demon, half vampire," said Kuro.
"Shadow demon," said KJ.
"Raccoon demon," said Ketsueki.
"(A/N: Yea I don't know what he is some demon dragon thingy)" said Baku.
"Why do you wish to stay at Shigure's house?" (A/N: Akito is the only one asking questions unless said otherwise)
"He offered," shrugged KJ.
"Do you know about us?"
"I know there is something up," said Ketsu.
"I know all," said Kuro.
"How do you know and not them?"
"Read minds," said Kuro with a shrug.
"Do any of you like toe hug?"
They all looked at Ketsu and scooted away.
"She does," said Baku.
"I glomp not hug!" whined Ketsu.
"She can 'glomp' the ditz," said Kuro including the quote marks with the hands on glomp.
"The ditz?"
"Yea Tohru, she is very clumsy and happy-go-lucky," said Kuro with a disgusted face.
"You don't like her?"
"Hell no!" said Kuro.
"Then yes you may stay with Shigure, but only you," said Akito.
"I get the van!" shouted Baku and he ran out.
"So if we hate the freak we get to stay?" asked Ketsueki.
"You get to stay if you make a deal with me," said Akito with a smirk.
"Sure," said KJ.
"Help me get rid on Tohru. She's trying to break the others free from my grasp," said Akito with a face of pure loath.
"It would be my pleasure. So what shall it be, live mummification? Chinese water torture? Or perhaps I can drain her blood," said Kuro with a hopeful look on her face.
"Okay will go now," said KJ dragging Kuro away before she got started. They caught up with the others in the driveway.
"So…?" asked Tohru.
"We get to stay," said Ketsueki.
"YAY!" yelled Momiji.
"I thought for sure you wouldn't be able too." said Haru.
"I have great persuasion skills," said Kuro.
"Yea right," scoffed KJ.
"You wish," said Ketsueki.
"Uhh… where's Baku and the van?" asked Kuro as she noticed both gone.
"He drove off with it," said Yuki.
"He is dead," said Ketsueki.
"Literally with his driving," said KJ.
"Well we better go back to Shigure's house. Haru, Momiji you staying here?" asked Hatori.
"We'll go back," yelled Momiji.
"I can fly back," said Kuro as she took off.
"I'll go through shadow," said KJ and she started to disappear into the darkness when Ketsueki hugged her and they were gone.
"…okay, well get in the car," said Hatori and they all got in and drove back to Shigure's house.