I do not at all support the eating of household pets. I also don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
# 4 – Dog

"You know what, Jean?"

"Mm?"

"Recently, I've been thinking of adopting a puppy."

"I'm more of a cat lover."

"Why is that? Dogs are friendlier. They're more playful, and not to mention they are absolutely loyal to the commands of their masters."

"You still haven't convinced me."

"Care to explain yourself?"

"Cat meat is tougher on the tongue, Sir. It's a lot harder to bring out the full flavour of cat in a stir fry."

It was at that exact moment that Roy Mustang decided that he would never buy a pet as long as he and Jean were together.