No spoilers, just a nice example of Mustang being a smart-ass. I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.
# 5 – Girlfriend

"Colonel, we heard you have a new girlfriend," Havoc inquired as his superior walked into the office. Breda, Farman and Fuery looked interested, but Hawkeye sighed and continued with her work.

"Oh, yes," Mustang smirked, "And may I just say this one's quite a catch. Tall, blonde, blue eyes... anything wrong, Lieutenant Havoc?"

"No, Boss," he replied, chuckling.

"Good. Now, where was I? Ah, yes... she has nice breasts too."

Havoc looked like he was somewhere between laughing and freezing in horror at the description. Roy smirked again.

"Yes, quite the catch. Too bad she's sensitive; so easy to tease."