A collection of Wacky little fics by KonohaTratiorSasuke

Summary: Story 1) Beastboy is on a revenge spree! But what exactly is the revenge?

I do not own the Teen Titans even no matter how much I wish i do!

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It was a typical day for the citizens of Jump city. However for the cities protectors-The Teen Titans-The day was far from normal.

" Hey! Don't you dare!-Get that away from me! BB NOOO!" Cyborg's shouts echoed past Robin and Starfire.

" hmmm Beastboy is getting a bit out of control with this." Robin stated worried.

Just as he'd said that The changling sprinted past them.

" Yes, not only did he get us but now friend Cyborg seems to have lost against Beastboy's animal frenzy."

Robin eyed the floor as the tin man came up the stairs.

" But if he got us then he must be going for..." The trio's faces crshed to the floor.

" RAVEN!"

Beastboy morphed into a ferret. Slinking and scurrying into the living room, seeing his target. Without a sound he reverted back into his human form.

Time for revenge!

Raven sat reading a murder novel, usually she'd want to read something a little more depressing but today she wanted violence.

Pausing Raven surveyed the entire room, the un-touched gamestation, Silkie's clean bib...It was quiet...too quiet.

Beastboy almost had a heart attack when the magic weilding titan turned around. He barely had the reflex to turn into an ant before she saw.

Beastboy stood up, in human form,his breathing tensed as he slowly crept up behind the dark girl.

Suddenly he was behind the couch, close enough to smell the smell of her hair, but crouched enough to be out of sight.

Robin, Cyborg and Starfire scoured the tower for Raven.

" Did you find her?" Star shook her head.

" No sign of Beastboy either."

" Dude it's 2 o'clock normally Raven is..."

" In the living room!" They rapidly rushed towards the main room of the tower.

BB hovered behind her unaware. He was surprised that she hadn't sensed him yet but it was probably because she was so immersed in her book.

He carefully peered at a sentence.

The Rogue slashed repeatedly at her body. The screams of her helpless companion was music to his ears.

Gar shuddered. Urg Gore. But now for revenge.

His head centered behind her stalkingly, a meanacing grin appeared on his face as he stared into her purple locks, an animal urge welling inside him.

He prepared to strike anddd...

"RAVEN LOOK OUT!" Her hair flicked around towards Beastboy at the exact moment he was ready to pounce and perform the same punishment he'd given to the other titans.

He'd curse them for the rest of his life.

Raven turned at her leaders words, she suddenly sensed everyone in the room and noticed that Beastboy was right behind her.

But it was too late...

Robin, Starfire and Cyborg gaped at the scene before them. They watched breathless as Raven whirled around, as Beastboy bent to jump...as...they...kissed! The room froze. Random cups smashed into oblivion and several windows cracked like bullets had been shot through them.

Robin spoke up.

" All he did was lick me..." BB and Raven hadn't moved.

" Dude...he licked everyone." Dispite the tension he was smiling.

" So...does this mean Raven has a special place in Beastboy, and Beastboy has a special place in Raven because they are currently sharing the ritual on earth known as...' making out' " The TV exploded and Cyborg stared heartbroken at Robin.

" What have you been teaching her!" He demanded. As the friends bickered they failed to notice Beastboy and Raven escape, a smile playing on both their faces.

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The End?

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