Why Is Christmas So Hard?

A/N: This is my adaptation of a Christmas in the world of GC. (AU) World where no Apocalypse Virus happened, and everyone is friends. Well, until Mana and her twin Inori try to beat the other.

Oh, and the husbands get dragged along for the ride, a very uncomfortable drive by the way.

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Chapter 3

Mana Alexander (26)/Kira Alexnder (29)
Inori Ouma (26)/Shu Ouma (28)

(AU)

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"C-Can we stop, please?" A male voice asked, his brown hair obscuring his eyes as he sat upon a bench sweat dripping from his forehead as he breathed heavily.

"My legs can't go anymore!" The second, a raven-haired man yelled, ignoring the various odd looks from people around them.

"Get up, Kira! We have to go and get that honey-roasted ham before stick legs over here." Mana, his wife yelled at him directing the last part to the girl standing beside her.

"Who you calling stick legs, pudgy?" The woman, Inori, Kira's sister-in-law asked.

They both turned towards each other as Kira and Shu swear to God that lightning started to shoot between their foreheads.

"I told you I'm pregnant!"

"You know I like to exercise with Haruka!"

"Hey... anyone else seeing these fairies?" Shu asks from beside Kira,

"What?" Don't tell me you're so tired you're hallucinating?" Kira asked, ignoring his wife and her twin as they started to call each other names.

"Hey! I can't help I'm not as fit as the rest of you." Shu said rummaging through one of the various shopping bags for the can of soda he bought. He found it apparently... until Inori swiped it out of his hand and began to drink from the can.

"Thanks honey, how did you know I was thirsty?" Inori said, smiling sweetly as she completely missed the shocked look on Shu's face, his hand weakly pointed at the soda can.

"Where's mine, Kira?" Mana stated hands on her hips as she looked down at him with a glare.

"W-Well, you said you didn't want to drink any fizzy things due to the baby," Kira said, expecting Mana to recede, she didn't.

"When did I say that?" Mana asked aloud, annoyed look on her face as she glared daggers at Kira.

"You said it the first few mo-!" He was stopped mid-sentence when she shoved Yen into his open hand.

"Go buy me a drink, preferably something bigger than what Inori's drinking," Mana said sweetly as she points to a vending machine located in the corner.

"Um... we did buy a drink-!" Kira once again interrupted when his wife glares at him. He gulps in fear then quickly gets up and dashes to the vending machine.

'I bet Gai doesn't deal with this!"

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Elsewhere, at the same mall, Gai is seated on a bench as Ayase tugs him here and there, pointing out things she wants him to buy here for Christmas. Behind him, Argo and Tsugumi look at the scene with morbid curiosity.

Behind Tsugumi in the shadows stands a blonde-haired guy with sunglasses and a fake black mustache. And opposite him on the other wall stands an entire entourage of girls as they swoon after Argo who is by all intents and purposes the lead singer of a band.

The scene with Gai and Ayase gets doubly funny when Gai gets dragged into an "Adult Store" as he screams in despair while Ayase ignores him completely.

"NOOOOOOO!"

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A/N: Actually, what I think they all would act if the Creation Rock and Da'ath never happened. That Ayase "Adult store" thing was actually brought forth by a friend, as he knows someone that likes such stuff.

Thank for reading! More on the way.

-Darcest_Light-