Sdrive: Hmmm, I have more time on my hands and so I guess that I'll just do this. YAY!
Disclaimer: Here to do the discailmer is Fai D. Flowright from Tsubasa
Fai D. Flowright: Hello everyone.
Mokona Modoki: Mokona here too!
Fai: Yes you are. Are you ready Mokona?
Mokona: Mokona ready!
Fai Mokona: Sdrive doesn't own it.
Kurogane: Come on, we have to get going. I want to get out of here so that I can get back to Japan.
Fai: Ok Kuro-tan.
Kurogane: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
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Sdrive and Yamato were running down the street when they came up to a weird tent in the middle of the area. "What the hell is a tent doing out here?" Sdrive asked.
"The only way to find out is to go in," Yamato said. They went inside and suddenly found themselves on a large stage. It was pretty dark but soon a spot light shown in the middle of the stage and allowed them to see a man hanging upside down in a straight jacket. "Hold on, we'll get you out," Yamato said but Sdrive held up his hand.
"I know you know A LOT of common sense stuff and that's why I'm surprised to see you acting this way," Sdrive said sitting down on the stage. Yamato looked over there surroundings again and then getting the image that Sdrive was trying to show him also sat down. The figure in the straight Jacket squirmed around for a while until freeing his arm and then enableing him to undo the straight jacket. He flipped in the air quickly landing on his feet, his back to them. Sdrive and Yamato clapped ever though they could both do the exact same thing without squirming.
"Thank you," the mysterious magician said.
"Who are you?" Sdrive asked.
"I'm Pandora, and I challenge you to a duel!" The magician turned around and it was indeed Pandora.
"I've heard of you." Sdrive said. "Your that Magician that went psycho and didn't respect his cards. You're a disgrace to the Magicians AND to your self!"
"All that has changed!" Pandora said. "After my loss to Yugi I realized that Malik wasn't going to bring me and Katherine back together I went off to search for myself. I took Yugi's advice and started to trust more in my deck. I soon went on to be undefeated by any duelist. Nobody could beat me or my Black Magicians. I not only made a stronger deck but I also got stronger myself. I learned to respect the cards."
"And now you came to the Masters Tournament in hopes to face off against Yugi again, right?" Yamato asked.
"Actually I came here for a duel against Sdrive. So if you accept get ready." Suddenly two glass boxes rose up from the stage and sealed Sdrive and Pandora inside.
"Oh hell no!" Yamato said taking his Ribbon and slashed at the boxes with it. However A blast of Shadow Magic from the box stopped the Ribbon from connecting to it. Pandora started laughing.
"No mystical talisman will break the box. You will just have to accept the consequences."
"I thought you had changed!" Sdrive said.
"I have no choice. Sayora has Katherine captive. I saw her. Sayora said that I had to duel you in this trap in order to earn the right to face her for Katherine back. Now, notice that there are holes in your box. Now watch what happens when I press the button on this remote." Pandora pressed the button and two large tubes appeared from the ceiling. They inserted themselves inside the holes and latched themselves in. "Notice, that the top of the box is sealed and there is no other way out. Also notice the life points on the different lines on your box. As you lose life points your box will fill up with water. When you lose all 8000 the box will be completely filled with water. The winners box will automatically open releasing them, while the loser drowns."
Sdrive looked on in shock. 'I need to find some way to get out of this,' he thought.
"In order to escape like a magician you must use the magicians!" Pandora's duel disk unfolded. "He inserted his deck and his life points rose to 8000. "Ready?"
Sdrive inserted his deck and his disk unfolded. "I'm ready."
"Then let's duel! I'll let you have first turn honors."
"Very well," Sdrive looked at his hand and considered his opening play. "I'll set two cards under the table," Sdrive said placing them on the disk watching as the two cards appeared. "And then, I'll lay a monster face down on guard." The card appeared horizontally on the field. "That ends my turn."
"Very well, let's begin." He looked at the card he drew to start his turn and smiled. It was the Black Magic Curtain. "I activate Black Magic Curtain! I'm sure a Magician User knows what it does. But, I'm going to stop half of its ability by activating this, Refuse Pay."
"What does that do?" Sdrive asked.
"Because I would normally have to sacrifice half of my total Life Points in order to activate it, Refuse Pay allows me to activate it without having to give up those life points."
"Oh no."
"Now! Come forth my Black Magician!" The skeleton threw back its curtain and the Red version of the Black Magician was on the field. "Now I just know you are going to love this move. I activate Thousand Knives! This allows me to destroy one of your monsters now that my Black Magician is on the field." The Black Magician magically produced knives and shot them at the face down monster. The card blew up and Pandora laughed. "Now, prepare to lose 2500 life points. Black Magician, attack Sdrive Directly!" The magician went towards Sdrive glowing a bright red. It began to raise its staff.
"Not so fast! I activate the Trap Card Dark Mirror Force!"
"What does that do?" Pandora asked worried.
"This Trap is similar to the Mirror Force card but in reality is very different."
"What does it do?"
"When a monster declares an attack this card will wipe out all monsters on your side of the field that are on guard and they will be removed from play!"
"But I have no monsters on guard. I think the original was better." The magician fired a blast of magic. As it was coming to Sdrive the black mirror appeared reflecting the attack. "What's going on? You said nothing about that card negating anything!"
"True. However, the mirror spotted a monster on guard on your side of the field, so it went in to destroy it for good!"
"But I have no monsters on my side of the field on guard."
"Take a closer look at your Black Magician Pandora!"
Pandora looked at it and noticed that his monster was in a defensive stance. "How did this happen?"
"I chained my Dark Mirror Force with the Trap Card Zero Gravity. Zero Gravity switches the battle positions of all face up monsters. Seeing as how your Mage called an attack I could activate Dark Mirror Force. And then, since I am allowed to chain my own trap I chained it with Zero Gravity. Due to the fact that Zero Gravity is the card that is chaining, its effect activates first! So your mage goes to defense, but since it still called out an attack the Dark Mirror Force still activates, blasting all monsters on your side of the field from play, meaning that your Black Magician is now gone!"
The mage got hit by his own attack and blew to pieces. "NOOO!!"
"It took me a while to figure out how to chain that correctly, and when I got it, it became a combo that turned into one of my favorites."
"You shall pay for that! I'll set one card under the table and end my turn." The card appeared on the field and Sdrive began his turn.
"And now I begin!" Sdrive said. He looked at his card and smiled. "I summon the Skilled Black Magician!" A mage in black robes with long silver staff appeared on the field. "My skilled Black Magician gains a spell counter for each spell card I activate. So I activate Mystic Plasma Zone!" Sdrive placed the Field Card on the disk. The dark clouds appeared and his mage grew to a 2400. It also started glowing. "Once my Mage gets 3 Spell Counters I can offer it to summon my Black Magician. But for now, go my Skilled Black Mage, attack the player!"
"I think not!" Pandora said. "I activate Shadow Balance!"
"What does that do?" Sdrive asked.
"That is a powerful Trap Card if used in the right way." Yamato called out.
"This Trap makes the number of monsters you have equal to the number I have. And since I have no monsters, that means you don't either." The Skilled Black Magician appeared on the balance. The balance tipped and the scale chopped the Mage in half.
"No," Sdrive said.
"You have no monsters, so now I have a chance to attack you! It's my turn!" Pandora drew his card and smiled. I activate Pot of Greed! Greed is good!" Pandora drew his two cards and smiled. "I put a monster on guard and end my turn"
"And now it's my turn!" Sdrive drew his card and smiled. "Alright, my Skilled Black Magician failed me, but now I summon Skilled White Magician"
"What does that do?" Pandora asked.
"It has the same effect as my Skilled White but this will bring out a Buster Blader!" A Mage that looked like the Skilled Black appeared but he was wearing white robes. His stats appeared as 1700/1900. "Go Skilled White Magician! Attack the defender!" The mage brought his staff down and released a powerful white energy. An evil looking clown appeared and then got blasted away. "What was that?"
"That," Pandora said while placing the card in his graveyard, "Was my Peten the Dark Clown." The card then slid out of the graveyard and another Peten appeared on the field. It's stats appeared 500/1200. "Whenever Peten is attacked and sent to the graveyard I can remove it from play in order to summon another one."
Sdrive gave a small growl but ended his turn. "Excellent. And now, I will attack you with the card that Yugi defeated me with." I sacrifice my Peten the Dark Clown for the Black Magician Girl!" The dark clown gave out a sinister laugh and disappeared in a flash of light. The female form of the Black Magician appeared in her famous pose smiling at Sdrive and pointing her wand at him. "This was the card that Yugi defeated me with. Since then I have tried my best to get my hands on it. And finally I have succeeded. This card is the Queen of my deck. And my Dark Magician is my King." I have spent a lot of money to find this precious Diamond in the Rough, and I have learned the rules of ALL my cards. You have no way of winning."
"I doubt that, I have a very nice play that I can perform, but whether or not I get it in time, that is the problem."
"Well, let me help you find out. Black Magician Girl, attack his Skilled White Magician!" The mage girl brought forth pink energy and released it and destroyed the Skilled White Mage. "And you know what happens, you lose 700 hundred life points so you now your tank fills up a bit!"
Sdrive's life points dropped to 7300 and his tank filled up with water a bit. "That isn't enough to drown my spirits Pandora!"
"Perhaps not yet, but soon you will be swimming more than you will be dueling!"
"I don't think so!" Sdrive said pulling his card. "You played this cad, so I will too! I activate Pot of Greed." Sdrive looked at his cards and thought 'part one of my strategy is complete.' "I end my turn."
"It looks as if you are not going to be defending your life points anytime soon, very well." Pandora drew his card and thought 'Soon, I will release this furry upon him, he will be unable to defeat me.' "I will summon my Sangan!" The small three eyed creature appeared. "Go Sangan attack the Player!" Sangan went forward and slashed Sdrive across the chest. His life points dropped down to 5800 and then his box started to fill up with water again. It was now just above his feet. "Go Black Magician Girl, attack the player!" The magician girl went towards him and released her magic.
Sdrive took a card from his hand and placed it in the graveyard. A Kuriboh appeared in front of Sdrive and got destroyed. "I sent my Cinnamon from my hand to the Graveyard to negate the battle damage."
Yamato looked a little bit frightened, "You named your Kuriboh Cinnamon?"
"Actually that was Fuuten that did that."
"That explains it."
"Well, it looks as if you have saved yourself for this turn. But you know have two monsters to go up against. A 1500 and a 2500, all because of your Spell card. I end my turn.
'He's right, I have to pull a card that can keep me safe.' Sdrive pulled his card and looked at it.
-Play it,- Shi said in the back of his mind. -If this fool is as stupid as I think he is he will attack with the Sangan first.-
-I don't need help from you to tell me how to duel.- Sdrive thought back at him. 'However, he is right. Pandora probably is greedy enough to want to get a large life point lead.' "I lay a monster on guard and end my turn."
"And now, I draw my card and then attack with my Sangan!"
"I counted on you doing that!" Sdrive shouted. A man holding a large golden harp appeared on the field wearing yellow clothes. "You attacked the Spirit of the Harp with an attack of 800 but a Defense of 2000!"
Sangan went towards the spirit but the harp glowed and he was repelled back. Pandora's life points dropped to 7500 and some water went into his tank. "No matter, Black Magician Girl, attack his monster!" The Magician Girl went towards the spirit and blasted it away with her magic. Sdrive's life points remained safe but not for long. "Soon you shall fail and I will win. I end my turn by laying a card under the table.
'I have to trust my deck,' Sdrive thought. "DRAW!" Sdrive looked at his card and smiled. "I activate the Sealing Swords of Light!" 6 magical Swords rained down from the sky and paralyzed Pandora's monsters. "This will stop you for now. I end my turn."
"You don't stand a chance!" DRAW! Excellent, I activate the Black Magic Ritual. I sacrifice two cards in my hand in order to bring forth the Magician of Black Chaos!" You have no way of stopping me, go!"
"Oh yes I do!" Sdrive pulled his card and thought about his move. "I have to pass for this turn."
Pandora drew his card and showed it to Sdrive. "I have pulled my second Black Magician. Soon I will sacrifice for it! But for now I end my turn."
'Come on, Sdrive thought.' He pulled his card and smiled. "Almost, Just one more card, I pass."
"I Summon my La Jin! That ends my turn! But next turn, my Mighty Black Magician will come forth, and destroy you!"
"We'll see about that! I trust in my deck." Sdrive drew his card like Yugi would, turned his eye to see what it was and grinned a victory grin. "I activate Change of Heart, I take your Magician of Black Chaos and sacrifice it to summon my Black Magician Girl!" The Magician girl came forward and gave a twirl. "Now I Activate the Spell Card Sages Stone!"
"Geez, how many new magician cards did you get?" Yamato asked from the sidelines.
"As long as my Black Magician Girl is face up on the field I can automatically summon a Black Magician from my hand or deck! Now come forth Black Magician!" The black Magician came out and looked at Pandora sinisterly. "This now allows me to play this card from my hand! Knight's Title!"
"What does that do?" Pandora asked at the same time Yamato thought it.
"This card can only be activated when Black Magician is on my field. Now I offer my Black Magician in order to summon my Black Magician Knight!" The Black Magician Knight came forward plad in purple armor with a large glowing sword. Its stats showed that it was a 3000/1700.
"Why did you do that? It is the exact same as the Black Magician."
"Obviously it isn't if he had to use a special Spell Card to summon it," Yamato said.
"He is correct, for once the Black Magician Knight is summoned through the powers of Knight's Title it can automatically destroy ANY card on the field."
"WHAT?!" Pandora asked surprised.
"And I choose your Black Magician Girl!" The Knight's Sword glowed a bright light and the Black Magician Knight went towards it and slashed the mage girl. She blew to pieces.
"And let's not forget something, that was an effect so I can still attack! And because I had to offer my Black Magician in order to summon the Black Magician Knight my Black Magician Girl gains 300 attack points bringing it up to a 2800. So now my Black Magician Knight, attack his La Jin!" The Knight went towards the La Jin and was about to strike when Pandora cried out.
"You're going to have to do a lot better than that you fool! I activate the Trap Card, Magical Cylinder!" The trap card flipped up and the Black Magician Knight went through one of the Cylinders and went towards Sdrive. It slashed him across Sdrive's chest and he lost a 3000 life points. Sdrive's life points now stood at 2300. The water started filling up in Sdrive's box. It got deeper and deeper and soon it went past his chest.
"This waters cold!" Sdrive exclaimed.
"Yes, and you barely have enough room to move around without getting your Duel Disk wet. Although the water won't break the disk your cards will get soaked."
"They really need to invent the disk that allows cards to stay in their cases," Sdrive said. "But there is no time to worry about that now, I send the Black Magician Girl to attack Sangan!" The Black Magician Girl went towards the three eyed creature and blasted it away.
"That allows me to take a monster with 1500 attack from my deck and put it in my hand."
"But first you lose life points," Sdrive pointed out. "1300 to be exact."
Pandora's life points dropped to 6200. His tank filled up with water but it didn't go too far. "Now, I take the Old Vindictive Magician from my deck and place it in my hand. This card will bring about your destruction."
"I know exactly what it does. I have to be careful." Sdrive said. "I end my turn."
And now I draw a card. I switch La Jin on guard and I set a monster on the field face down on guard. And that ends my turn."
'I'll bet that's the Old Mage.' Sdrive thought. He pulled his next card from his deck and smiled greatly. "I lay a card under the table and then I send my Black Magician Knight to attack your Genie!" The Knight jumped into the air and slashed the Genie. It blew to pieces and the Knight went back to Sdrive's side of the field. 'I need to decide, do I attack that face down monster?' Sdrive thought. 'Or do I let him use it.' "I'll end my turn."
"I knew you would. And now, I draw." Pandora drew his card and smiled. "I lay a card under the table and then I reverse summon the Old Vindictive Magician! And I use its effect to destroy your Black Magician Knight." The Old Vindictive let out a blast of magic and it destroyed the Knight. "I end my turn."
'He wouldn't have done that, unless that hidden card is a way to stop me." Sdrive drew his card and pondered what he should do. 'The Reload card; if I use this then I might be able to stop his face down card. But then I might just lose the one card I need to pull my ultimate strategy. I have to risk it.' "I activate Reload. This allows me to reshuffle my hand and draw the same number of cards." Sdrive placed the card on the disk and then shuffled his hand back into his deck. He then drew his two new cards. "Hmm, that's not what I originally needed, but it may still help for later. Until then I can't risk summoning it.' "Black Magician Girl, Att..." Before Sdrive could finish his move Pandora cried out.
"I activate my Trap Card! Dark Renewal!"
"Dark Renewal!" Yamato and Sdrive cried out at the same time.
"This card allows me to sacrifice a monster on your side of the field as well as one on my side." The red coffin appeared on the field. It opened up and shot out a blast of red energy at the Black Magician Girl and the Old Vindictive Magician. The two monsters turned into white orbs and entered the coffin. "Now I may bring back a Spellcaster from my Graveyard. And I choose my Black Magician Girl!" The Coffin reopened and the Black Magician Girl appeared on the field. "And as you know it's a 2800.
"And as you know it's still my turn. So now I activate this Spell Card, Premature Burial! This card allows me to sacrifice 800 life points in order to bring back a monster from my graveyard. And now I choose my Black Magician Girl!" Sdrive's Life Points dropped to 1500 and his tank filled up again.
'What is he thinking?' Yamato asked himself. 'The smarter move would be to bring back his Black Magician. Why did he bring back his Magician Girl?'
"You're a fool," Pandora said. "You should have brought back your Black Magician. But instead you brought back your Magician Girl."
"I have my reasons. Now, Its your move."
"Very well!" Pandora drew his card and smiled, "I play the Shallow Grave, this allows us both to bring back a monster from our Graveyard in defense mode." Sdrive pulled a card from his Graveyard and placed it face down on the disk. 'hmm, his Black Magician Girl's Attack didn't lower. So it isn't the Black Magician. No matter, I will still beat him, HAHA' I now Sacrifice my Black Magician Girl and my new monster in order to summon my BLACK MAGICIAN!" Pandora cried as he placed the card on the Disk. The red Mage came forward and his attack points rose. "You have no way to stop me, go Black Magician, Black Magic Wave!"
The Magician blasted his magic, it was about to strike the Magician Girl when Sdrive called out, "You've triggered my Trap!"
"What?!" Pandora asked frightened.
"It's time to reveal why I brought back my Black Magician Girl instead of my Black Magician. Activate Magical Boxes!"
"Magical Boxes!" Pandora and Yamato both said in unision. "Ever since my last duel with Yugi I took the liberty to find out EVERY Magician card EVER made and there is no such card as Magical Boxes!"
"Then I guess you don't stay in tuned to the news," Sdrive said.
"I have to agree with him for once, there is no such card as Magical Boxes," Yamato said.
"And some might say that on first contact with you that cards like Shift in Reality and 5 Seal Barrier aren't real cards either."
"Their different, I created those when I won a tournament, The Asian Tournament to be exact."
Sdrive only gave him a sly smile and a look on his face that said, 'think about what you just said.' "Anyway, there is a card called Magical Boxes. And here is how it works, I first needed my Black Magician Girl out in order to make this work. I take two other cards from my deck and put them in the boxes, and then you have to figure out which box holds my Black Magician Girl. If you guess correctly then all the cards I chose along with my Magician Girl are destroyed, and I take the full damage of the attacking monster. If you guess wrong, the attack is neutralized and I get to keep the cards that I chose, and If I choose I can automatically activate them."
"That's quiet a handy card for you, but if I guess correctly, then you lose the duel and you die."
"That's if you guess correctly," Sdrive said. He took out his deck and selected two cards, he then took the Black Magician Girl off the disk and shuffled them together in a pile, he then set the cards down and three pink boxes appeared on the field. "Choose a box for your monster to attack."
"It attacks the middle box, right where the Black Magician Girl was on the picture of the card." The Black Magician let out a blast of energy at the box. The Box began to open and when the attack hit, a barrier was set up against the attack. The box opened to reveal a Red haired woman with a purple robe and a red robe underneath. In it's hand it held a staff with a Crescent Moon on it.
"You attacked the box that had the Magician of Faith. That means that your attack is blocked. And in case you were wondering, the Black Magician Girl was in the box on the right, and the other card, was Riryoku. I set it face down and I place the Magician of Faith face down on guard."
"I end my turn," Pandora said growling.
"And now it's my turn," Sdrive said as he pulled his card. 'Perfect,' he thought. "I reverse Summon my Magician of Faith to bring back Pot of Greed." Now I activate Pot of Greed and I draw two cards again." Sdrive drew his cards and smiled happily. Now I lay two cards under the table. Now I sacrifice my Magician of Faith and my Apprentice Magician."
"But that's the card you brought back through the Shallow Grave, and I never sent it to the Graveyard."
"Oh but you did, It was the first card you sent to the Graveyard."
"I never once saw that card!" Pandora exclaimed.
"You sent it to the Graveyard when you used your Thousand Knives!"
Pandora flashbacked to the beginning of the duel when he activated the Thousand Knives and destroyed the face down monster. "AHH!" He screamed.
"So, Now I sacrifice them to bring back one of my strongest Magicians in my deck, I summon the Black Magician of Chaos!" Sdrive played the card on the Duel Disk and it came out in a blast of energy. It looked exactly like the Magician of Black Magic. Its stats appeared as 3300/2200 due to the Mystic Plasma Zone. "This is a very important monster to my deck. When it is summoned I get to bring back a Spell Card from my graveyard. And I choose Pot of Greed and replay it!" Sdrive again drew two cards. 'Excellent,' he thought. Now, whenever my Black Magician of Chaos attacks a monster on your side of the field, when it's destroyed it gets removed from the field instead of going to the Graveyard. This will be the second time I have removed one of your Black Magicians from play.
"NO!" Pandora cried.
"But that's not all! I activate my down card, Riryoku. This allows me to drain half of a monsters attack points and add it to one of my monsters. And I choose your Black Magician. That means that you will basically losing your monster and taking a direct attack from my Black Magician of Chaos. Now attack my Black Magician of Chaos, wipe out his Black Magician!" The Black Magician of Chaos rose it's wand and it went to do battle with the Black Magician. Their magical energies both erupted out of their bodies but the Black Magician was ultimately beaten. Pandora's Life Points dropped to 2900 and his tank filled up past his chest.
"AHHHHHH!!!!" Pandora screamed.
"Now Black Magician Girl, attack the player!" The black Magician girl went towards Pandora and attacked him. Pandora's Life Points dropped all the way down to 100. The tank filled up rapidly. "You should give up, I can set you free if you give up. Otherwise your are going to drown!"
Pandora just pulled out something from his magician's outfit and put it in his mouth. "HAHAHAHA, this allows me to breath underwater. I don't have try to stay above the water, so let the duel continue."
"I end my turn," Sdrive said.
"I can still win this duel!" Pandora said. He pulled a card from his deck and smiled. Now I set a monster on guard."
"It won't matter," Sdrive said. I can still win this duel, all I have to do is attack your monster with one of my mages and then attack you directly with the other."
"Not so!" Pandora said.
"And what do you mean by that?" Sdrive asked.
"Do you remember what I sacrificed to summon my Black Magician Girl?"
"Does it matter?" Sdrive asked.
"It does. It was my second Peten the Dark Clown. And if you remember his effect then I say that I just disproved your original theory of how you were going to defeat me."
"What do you mean?"
"I get it!" Yamato said. "He's going to remove that Peten from the game in order to summon the third from his deck. That way you can't get to his life points!"
"You're a smart boy," Pandora said. The Duel Disk removed Peten from the Graveyard and Slid out the last one from his deck. Pandora took it and placed it horizontal on the disk. The card appeared and Peten appeared on the field, laughing sinisterly. "Now you can't hit my life points. I end my turn!"
"I'll find a way to get past your pitiful defense," Sdrive said as he drew his card. "I'll summon a monster on guard and lay a card under the table." Sdrive said. "And then I have my Black Magician Girl attack your Peten." The mage girl went towards Peten and blasted him with a wave of magic. "And now I send my Black Magician of Chaos to attack your other monster."
The Black Magician of Chaos attacked the card with a giant wave of magical energy. A mask appeared on the field and then was blown to pieces. "You attacked the Mask of Darkness. So now I get a Trap Card back. And I choose the Magical Cylinder." Pandora's Duel Disk slid out the Trap Card and he put it back in his hand. "And now that you have attacked with both of your monsters, you can't attack this turn, which means that I get to set my Trap and lock you into a no win situation."
"We'll see. I end my turn"
"I draw!" Pandora said. He drew his card and laughed. "You have no way of winning. I lay a monster on guard and then I set my Magical Cylinder face down. Make your move."
"DRAW!" Sdrive cried out. "Now my Black Magician of Chaos, attack the face down monster!"
Pandora looked hesitant, 'Why is he attacking, he must have something to stop it. No, it's a bluff,' "I activate Magical Cylinder! Prepare to lose it all!"
"There is something good about drawing a lot of cards, you get the cards you need a lot easier. I activate my Seven Tools of the Bandit!"
"AHHH!! NOOO!!!!"
"YES! Now I sacrifice 1000 life points taking me down to 500. Not that it matters, since I am about to win!
"AHHHH!!!!!!"
The Black Magician of Chaos attacked the monster and it blew to pieces. "Now Black Magician Girl!" Sdrive called as the faint music of a Duel Monsters Victory could be heard in the background. "ATTACK THE PLAYER DIRRECTLY!!!!" The Magician Girl went towards Pandora, winked at him, and blasted his life points to zero. Sdrive's tank emptied itself and the door opened. Sdrive went over to the tank that Pandora was in. Suddenly Pandora pulled out a remote and pressed the button on it. His tank emptied and the door opened.
"You were never in any danger!" Yamato exclaimed.
"Of course not, a magician always has a way out," Pandora said.
Suddenly Yamato and Sdrive felt a wave of Shadow Energy. "The Shadow Realm" they said together.
"What?!" Pandora exclaimed. "No! Sayora, you-you wouldn't send me to that place for losing would you?" he cried out in the air. His eyes glazed over and he dropped to the ground and the Shadow Energy that Yamato and Sdrive had felt dissipated.
"I'd like to see him escape from that." Yamato said.
"Yeah," Sdrive said looking down at the once famous magician. He poked through Pandora's Duel Disk until he found the Black Magician and the other rare cards. "Let's go take him to the hospital. It's the least we can do."
"Agreed, and then I think we should talk."
Sdrive put on his sly smile again, "We'll see." He then started laughing for some reason and then when he saw Yamato's confused expression he simply said, "An inside joke."
Yamato nodded and he picked up Pandora. "Put him on my shoulders," Sdrive said.
"You almost drowned, I'm thinking no." Yamato put Pandora on his shoulders and they began their walk back to the hospital.
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Sdrive: Phew, that is finally done. You would not believe HOW many times I have gone through that duel in my head. At one point it was going to have me have 4 mages out, then it turned to 5, then it was down to just my best 3, then it was I was going to bring out another surprise card, and finally I just took out my deck and drew the actual cards and actually played the rest of the duel out.
Kyoshen: Should we explain the inside joke?
Sdrive: Don't see why not, it's rather quite simple to understand though. In my house, my mother and I always joke around whenever I want or need something. She'll say "we'll see" and those words basically translate into "no". So the joke I was playing on Yamato was he said "and then I think we should talk" and I played a joke on him by saying "we'll see." So I was basically saying no, no we won't. A little support out there? Well "I" thought it was funny and "I'm" the author, not you so HA!
Audience: -boos-
Sdrive: Yeah whatever. Seeing as how ya'll are out there, and I know you are by listening to you boo,
Audience: -thinking- damn, should of kept our mouths shut.
Sdrive: I would like to thank some of ya.
I Memory: All I have to say, is good sweet lord Evan, that's ALL I have to say.
Silver Dragon Iron Claws: Thank you, I try to keep grammar mistakes down to a minimum. School, yek.
Peace Writer: Thank you. That means a lot to me. Tired, meh.
Zenryo: You didn't review last chapter but I know you told me what you thought seeing as how we were IMing while you were reading it.
Sdrive: Not many lengthy reviews at all. And Otaku didn't review, that was surprising to me. Hmmm, oh well, I'll talk to you all later, gonna go duel Yamato now.
Power to the Hikari's
