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Warning: As has been established before, swearing, minor violence, swearing, all those issues that come with gender-bending(Thank you, whoever it was that used that term! D) fics, more swearing.

A/N: Lol, who can find the mini-scene that I took from one of the books?

"speaking, quotes"

'thoughts'

dragon's cue cards

::n::

Cesia hurried across the gardens, a heated argument between three female voices growing steadily louder.

Shoving her way through a tangle of low hanging branches and bramble, she managed to push into a small clearing at the bottom of a half hidden hill, a large oak tree in it's midst.

There were three arguing figures at the base of the hill, about six feet away from the resident castle fortuneteller.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

No blood had been spilled... Yet...

However, as she watched, the shortest of the three took a step back and managed to retrieve a sword from somewhere in her baggy clothing.

"Oh, sh--" Cesia's expletive was cut off by the sudden materialization of a small red dragon and a cue card, expertly thrown, hitting the armed girl in the center of her forehead.

YOU'RE NOT MY MASTER!!

::n::

Rath felt the surprisingly sharp corner of a piece of poster board hit him directly between the eyes.

Snatching the paper from where it had fallen on to the ground with a limp thud, he ripped it into small shreds, yelling at the crimson lizard staring at him with wide eyes.

"Yes, I am! I'm..." he paused, suddenly confused as to what the right word was to describe his current situation.

"...In drag!"

Thats turned around from where he was screaming a long winded lecture at Rune in a twisted role reversal situation.

"Gee, Rath, those are some mighty convincing fake breasts," he said, sarcasm dripping off every word, but falling in gushing torrents off the last two in particular.

Rath growled, a vein above his eye twitching.

"You aren't helping!" he spat, taking his turn at subconsciously mimicking the blonde elf, something Rune would have found damn funny, if it weren't so exceedingly scary.

Spinning around, Rath caught sight of Fire attempting to sneak back into the sword; the dragon apparently figuring that whatever was going on, he just didn't want to know.

"Fire!"

...Yes...? the little dragon scrawled uncertainly.

"A little help, here?"

Fire craned his short neck to peer at the Water Knight sitting on the ground, regaining his senses after the barrage of accusations and insults thrown his way by the other two. He looked at his Dragon Knight, then back to the elf. He raised one delicate black eyebrow at the demon-child he referred to as Master.

I'm not going to set him on fire for you.

Rath sweatdropped, opening his mouth for a smart reply, when he heard the sound he currently dreaded most, the one sound he had hoped not to hear anytime soon.

A sound that made his blood run cold with apprehension and fear.

A sound that made him want to vanish from the face of Dusis.

A sound that made him wish Nadil would appear and curse him dead.

"What the... Rath?!"

The voice of his friend, the Yokai soothsayer.

::n::

Cesia walked forward as the three girls seemed to be temporarily distracted by the appearance of the dragon.

How those three had gotten their hands on Rath's sword without being brutally maimed and fed to the Darnias(1), she would never know.

Actually...

Now that she got closer to the three, she started to get confused. They were very familiar looking, except she couldn't quite put her finger on where she had seen them before. They didn't remind her of any of the maids, and she was certain she hadn't seen them in the town.

But where...

A light breeze blew the pieces of the little dragon's first message towards her, bumping into her black skirts and falling to the ground, face up.

Bending down to pick them up, Cesia glanced at the shards, managing to piece together the message.

"You're not my Master," she read out loud, feeling something start to click in the back of her mind.

Suddenly she jerked her gaze to the black haired girl, the one standing closest to her.

"What the... Rath?!"

::n::

The girl's exclamation caused all three Dragon Knights to freeze in their positions, then painfully slowly let their eyes trace across the gardens and on to the unbelieving face of the fortuneteller.

"Oh..." Thats started, his green eyes unnaturally wide. He dropped his hold on the blonde's shirt collar, wondering vaguely what would happen if he caused the earth to quite literally swallow him up.

"Lord..." Rune exhaled, feeling his heart beating in his throat. His eyes seemed glued to the dark haired figure, staring at them in shock.

Rath didn't say anything. He simply wondered what the most painful way would be to kill Fire. The small dragon was lying on it's back, gasping for air, and twitching erratically from laughing too hard.

Cesia took a few steps towards the "girls", looking carefully at Rath.

"Rath. It is you. ...Right?" she asked, understandably confused.

When the other did not deny it, instead crossing their arms and sending off an intense glare, she suddenly realized she must be correct.

"Oh, God. Rath," she fought to stifle a sadistic snicker, "What the hell happened to you?" her eyes passed briefly over the other two figures, and an errant giggle leaked out.

"Don't tell me...." she glanced again at the knights of earth and water, "Thats and Rune, right?"

Rath nodded, glaring ferociously at Rune.

"I..." Cesia brought her hand to her mouth, where she bit down on it fiercely, "I can't..."

Rath flushed and turned to the knight of water as the girl with long raven hair burst out in a fit of laughing.

"When we turn back into guys," he ground out, "Remind me to kick you in the balls."

::n::

Elfin Kagome: DEMON GOLDFISH!! ::cracking up:: I am SO remembering that one! XDD

Minea: Ok, I will update when I can. Which will not be that often, as I have other stories that need to be updated more(They were last updated a month or so ago... ;), and I have school. Ack! Tests!::runs around frantically::

Kichel: Lol, a Rune and a Kitchel...::laughs::

Black Angel of Destruction: Hm. Rather cheery fic for an angel of destruction, no? Or maybe you just like the sadistic quality to this story. Or maybe I'm just being weird.

insaneoveranime: I'm glad you found it so funny. n-n This is my first attempt to write humor in... Man, a really long time! o.O;

Rath Illuer-012: And now a Rath!? Oo;; Cool...? Well, that was the next chapter!

Cesia: Ack!! And now Cesia!! All... The DK characters... Lol about Rune, btw. I think he looks more manly in the later books... nn; ::is trying to stick up for Rune::

Kat: Hell, yeah, you are the official labeler! ::laughs about Rune's feet:: I wonder if they are that small normally... ::sniggers and has a large book thrown at her by mind-Rune::

ShadowDown: :) She did. Oh, like a motherclucker she did...

Sapphire Angel: You review keeps making me laugh... I don't know why, I just find it so darn funny...

Eikou: Um. Pg-13. Yes. Definitely pg-13. I mean, thirteen year olds know that word, right? . .

Charna: ::shrugs:: We(By we, I mean me and all the Dragon Knights and Gundam Wing girls. And Sabel. n-n;) were playing "Ask Cesia", and... When Dorothy Catalonia wants to know, dorothy Catalonia gets her answers. ::edges away from scary cool girl::

Lady Kilgorin: ...Why, yes... You are reviewing... This had better not be a one time thing...::suspicious::

Yavie Aelinel: LOL!! Well, I guess not. nn;; ::suddenly thinks of something:: ...Nohiro would be SO happy to get in on this story...::evil mind gears turning::

Capella: Glad you found it entertaining. Thanks for reviewing my other stuff, too! Yeah, Rune was bound to snap one day. I'm just surprised it wasn't sooner.

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Ack, sorry. That was going to be longer, but then I realized this would be the perfect place to stop. nn; The next chapter, however, is gonna be about three times as long, and will cover many questions I'm sure a lot of people out there have.

(1)Darnia food Spam. ::nods::

R is for the way you wROTE to me...

E is for EVERY lil' mistake you see...

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