Wow! Chapter 9 ALREADY! It seems like just yesterday that I got the idea to right this story! I'm so proud of myself! pats self on shoulder And all my loyal reviewers get a pat too pats them on shoulder Well, here's the next chappie:

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Teen Titans…

(And this goes for my WHOLE story; I just keep forgetting to write disclaimers!)

Chapter 9:

As Beast Boy and Robin stared at the curtain, they were scared for life at what they saw walk out from behind it.

From out behind the curtain came Cyborg, except that he was wearing lipstick, a feather boa and shoe attachments for his gigantic feet in the form of high-heeled stilettos. He wore a vicious look on his face, and his cheeks were sucked in, and his lips were puckered out. As if that wasn't bad enough, he was graciously moving his hips from side to side with the beat of the song, so good that he could have passed as a woman. Except for the fact that he looked like a drag queen.

Robin looked at Starfire's face, which was full of amazement. Apparently, nothing at all was wrong with what she was seeing. Finally, Cyborg reached the end of the "runway". He stopped with his hands on waist, and popped out one of his hips. He then turned to the side, and put his hands on his thighs, and stuck his butt out. Then he did the unthinkable. He licked a finger, than put it on his butt and made a "sssssssss…hot" remark.

Beast Boy and Robin were about to gag, but Starfire clapped her hands in delight.

"Friend Cyborg! You are most amazing at the modeling!" Starfire exclaimed.

"Awww…thanks Star, it means a lot." Cyborg gushed, as he turned red. Robin and Beast Boy looked at each other, and exchanged horrified looks.

"Now you try!" Cyborg said to Starfire.

Robin's head perked up as he watched Starfire make her way to the curtain, then disappear behind it. Cyborg started the song again. And waited for the beat. When the right time came, he began to count: 5…6…5,6,7,8!

And right on cue, Starfire appeared from behind the curtain. She too was wearing a fierce look, except hers actually looked model-like, not like she was constipated. Beast Boy and Robin alike were amazed at what a pro she was. She graced the runway with her presence, as if she walked it everyday. She was a natural. Everything was going perfect, until her legs got tangled, and she tripped over her heels.

It was 8:30 at night. The billiard match had gotten intense. It was Marrni's turn next. She put one leg up onto the table, and shot her stick perfectly to hit the ball. After they both had a couple more turns, Raven finally bet Marrni.

"That's alright!" Marrni said, "I could only get better!"

Raven nodded. She was proud at Marrni's optimism.

"Ok," Raven said, "Your parents will be home in about 3 hours. What do you wanna do till then?"

"Oh! Lets watch a movie! We just bought Fantastic 4! Wanna see it?"

"Ya, ok." Raven remarked. She thought it would be funny to see a pretty girl actress try to be a super hero. They made their way down the stairs, and into the family room. Raven popped a bag of popcorn while Marrni got the movie.

Back at Titans Tower, Robin couldn't hold himself back. The second Starfire hit the floor, he ran out from behind the door to help her.

"Robin? What are you doing here?" Starfire said, red with embarrassment.

"Oh, me? Well I was just coming to train, and um…I guess I'm not gonna be training today…" Robin rambled on.

"I am sorry you had to see me fall. I was trying my hardest, but I will never be as good as Cyborg while walking in these 'stilettos'." Unfortunately, Starfire didn't see Cyborg frantically waving his arms as if telling her to stop talking, and Robin burst out laughing. Just then, Beast Boy came out from behind the door, clutching his sides from how hard he was laughing.

"Ya Cyborg…" Beast Boy said while still laughing, "She'll…she'll…she'll…" Beast Boy stammered, unable to get the words out right due to his excessive laughing. "She'll never be as good as you!" Beast Boy finished as he just burst out laughing, and Robin soon joined him.

Cyborg however, was not laughing. Lets just say, if looks could kill, Starfire and Raven would already be shopping for black dresses to wear to their funeral. His look was deadly indeed.

"This…is…not…funny." Cyborg said.

"Oh but you see, it really is." Robin said with a foolish grin on his face.

"Robin, stop the laughing at Cyborg. At least he cares enough to help me prepare for my very first audition." Starfire said with a hint of attitude in her voice.

Robin shut up immediately.