Attack of the Kiwibirds 2
HELLO READERS! Welcome to Attack of the Kiwibirds...2! Dun dun duuuu! Who is the kiwibirds' next victim? Time for a flashback! The kiwibird snuck out of its hiding place, "Now for my next target, Scar! ...Uh, I mean, um, kiwibird noise?" and the bird disappeared in a puff of smoke. End flashback! Scar! YAY! There's total OOCness...and for some reason, jello. This is a partially a sidestory for Alchemy and magic don't mix.
It's time for HAVOC! No, not Jean.
Scar was standing there, in an alley, a State Alchemist in his right hand, "Die!" he snarled, but just as the explosiveness (explosiveness is a real word! My computer has spell check- it did not have a red squiggle line!) was about to occur, the State Alchemist turned into...a KIWIBIRD! It was too late; Scar could not stop his arm.
BOOM!
The kiwibird asploded into a million tiny, microscopic pieces of...JELLO! (I bet you can't guess the flavor-if you guessed kiwi-you're correct)
"What in the-" Scar gasped as the jello pieces began to form into a million jello kiwibirds- a million jello kiwibirds that grew a million times their size! (remember, they were microscopic...now they're regular size)
"KIWIBIRD NOISE!" they screeched. Scar backed away slowly only to squash a jello kiwibird, creating a million more kiwibird.
The birds started flapping their flightless kiwi-flavored jello wings, poised for attack.
Of course, you know what happens next-
"U keeled oure bretherenn/cough cough/ I meen- Kiwibird noise! Attack!" So the kiwibirds attacked.
Scar walked right through them, unfazed, until one flew in his mouth, "YUM! Kiwi fla-Aaaaack! IT"S SPLENDA! ARTIFICIAL SUGAR...DESTROYING BRAIN! CAN NO LONGER TALK...IN COMPLETE SENTEN-/gurglegurgle/" dead...poor Scar-san.
The next day...
"It's true! I just found him laying here dead!" Ed exclaimed.
"Hmmmmm. Try to find the cause of his death...there is a powerful force at work here." Colonel Mustang declared.
"Colonel Mustang, sir," saluted an officer, "we found this near Scar's...mouth." He held up a piece of jello.
"...Jello?" Ed grabbed the evidence, and licked it. "Gaaaah! Splenda! No wonder Scar died, eh Mustang?" Ed looked at the colonel, who wasn't paying attention. "Hey! Pay attention!"
"L-l-look F-F-Fullmetal." Mustang pointed to a nearby wall. Inscribed in jello were the words 'We will come back for you Roy and Ed -shorty heh heh /smack/ why did you write 'smack?' just stop it Kiwer! Grrrr...we'll be back!'
Roy and Ed looked at each other, "THE KIWIBIRDS!" they screamed, running off into the distance like little scared animals, never to return. The kiwibirds were joking though, they weren't really coming back; it was Saturday.
"That my dear, is how the nation was rid of the serial killer Scar, and how Ed and Roy disappeared."
"Wow Granny Winry that is an awesome story. But maybe the kiwibirds weren't joking."
"I doubt it, Edwina."
"Oh okay," Winry left the room, leaving Edwina alone. A malicious grin crept upon the girl's face, "But I'm sure they were not...kiwibird noise!" Edwina reached for a zipper in her "skin". She pulled it down to reveal...A KIWIBIRD!"
How did ya like it? I know it was short, but hey! I might make another sequel, depending on you reviewers. Anything you don't understand, I will explain if you ask. Ciao!