This is the weirdest/mm chapter I've done so far PLEASE REVIEW!
I do not own Harry Potter
FRED BECOMES TROLL
It was tenamand Harry was still lying in his bed thinking about Hogwarts. When he just remembered they were leaving the Delacours. He quickly jumped out of bed and threw his jeans and his dirty but suitable shirt on. He ran down stairs to find Mr and Mrs Weasley Fred, George, Ginny, Ron and Hermione waiting for him.
" Sorry slept in," said Harry apologetic. "Quite ok dear" said Mrs Weasley combing his hair. Very slowly Veronique floated down the stairs. " Thank you for having us" said Mrs Weasley." Oh my pleazure" said Véronique in a snobby tone of voice." Yes thanks for the grub' winked George."Pardon"said Véronique looking as though he had told her that her nose was the size of three heads."Grub"repeated George looking shocked."How dare you say such a word In my house hold, zat is for some low lifelike yourself!" screamed Véronique clutching her heart."Ah what did you just call my son?"Asked Mrs Weasley stepping forward." Low Life "whispered Véronique turning her head."How dare you say that about my son!" yelled Mr Weasley looking very angry." He iz a low life and he actually thinkz he iz zmart!" laughed Véronique."If you ever say that about my boy again then you will be tuned into grub," said Mrs Weasley pointing a chubby finger at Véronique."Hah! What can you do chubby!" laughed Véronique."What did you just call her!"Screamed Harry feeling his temper rise." I called her chubby" said laughed Véronique smiling." I can handle this Harry"whispered George so that only Harry could hear. Suddenly George with drew out of his pocket a very small green ball, Harry looked at it up close and realised it was a shrunken Troll's head." What is zat? Your dinner…. I zuppoze you have to zave it…you muzt only get at leazt one meal a month!" hissed Veronique. " Actually it's your worst night-mere. Something that will make you even more ugly than you are" said George proudly." Lookz like ze baby is tiring to uze big wordz" laughed." At least he can actually pronounce it correctly" said Hemione smiling phycastically." Yez muggle one, or shall I saw bushy one" hissed Véronique." You can say what ever you want but you have to say it properly" laughed Fred."GET OUT OF MY HOUZE YOU RATS TAKE YOUR FILTY POOR SHELVES ELSE WHERE!" screamed Veronique." That's it".Yelled George as he suddenly threw the small green ball in his hand at Véronique.Then it happened so quickly: Véronique grabbed the small ball then threw it at George. Her suddenly turned a dark pink, then a dark purple and then he turned a very dark green and there stood the biggest Troll Harry had ever seen it stood there staring into space. It was at least ten times bigger than the one he saw in his first year. Everyone stood there for seven minutes staring at the beast that was once meant to be George." Why did you do that for?" yelled Ginny." Because he, just like you are a L – O – W L – I – F – E " hissed Véronique looking insane." Harry you take the rest of them including the George/Troll and go to the fire place then return home do you hear me?" asked Mr Weasley now an inch from Harry's nose." Yes" muttered Harry shocked that Véronique would say that and do that. Mr and Mrs Weasley suddenly moved forward. "Come on everyone Mr Weasley said we have to get back to the Burrow" whispered Harry to the rest of the group. Harry and the rest of the group hurried over to the fireplace." Grab George" said Harry to Ginny. Ginny went over to the Troll grabbed his enormous hand and brought him over to the fireplace. There was a diamond cup near the fireplace. Harry looked inside it and he saw a silver powder. "I found it" said Harry to the group. "Ok Ginny you first" said Harry feeling embarrsed. Ginny turned a bright red then grabbed a hand full of silver powder. Then shouted. "Burrow" she then suddenly was burst on fire flames of bright purple. "Oh um Troll," said Harry feeling like the boss. Harry brought the Troll over by his hand and pushed him into the fireplace (which was very hard for Harry). "Ok eh Troll/George grab the flu powder and say "Burrow"said Harry clearly. "Ger" muttered the Troll very slowly. Though it was like he had heard Harry he stepped into the fireplace grabbed some powder (more like five fists full) and then shouted." Burrow" and purple flames swallowed the beast's body whole
