Negima t.o.d! Chapter 3!

Sorry I'm late I was busy with … bow chica bow-wow! Jk Taylor Saxon and Rick!

Negima doesn't belong to me that is ken akamatsu; not the one on but the real one.

Last time: "Negi is that you?" asks one boy in the front. "Man it's been forever since we seen you its been like two and a half years."

Now time:

"HUN! I thought Negi went to a British school." asked a tall blonde girl. "Yeah it's a funny story; well our school in America had blown up due to a freak accident, so we went to England and Negi here was 3 or 5 years younger than us, I always forget."

Negi says "5, you guys are 15, I'm 10 remember." "Oh yeah I remember. But Negi when we told you to get a girl or 50 we didn't mean it literally." Says the inuking.

"So now that that's over with, lets play truth or dare!" "Yeah" some of the girls were all sitting in the back of the group, happy to be surrounded by a bunch of hot guys.

"Negi, aren't you going to introduce us to your caravan of beautiful young Japaneese beauties?"

The girls were blushing at that statement. "Ok class of 2000 meet class 2-A!"

"Negi will you have the honor of starting this please." "Sure, uuuugggghhhh, Asuna truth or dare?" Negi-bozu why are you picking me? Fine I pick truth." The guys in the back were muttering "BITCH!" "WUSS!" "HOT PIECE OF A..." you get the point.

"Guys she's new to this." Negi explains. "Ok is it true that," getting evil glances by the horde of guys, "you … ugg… lick yourself?"

The guys stared at Negi for what seemed like three fourths of a millisecond, and died of laughter. "HHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHH HEHEHEHEHHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MOOO! LOL! ROFL! LMAO!"

The girls looked questionably at their once respectable teacher. While asuna still hadn't realized what he said.

Negi jumped up and said "NO that's not what I meant-they-did-this-to-me-last-time-and-said-that-this-is-a-little-joke-and…" "Yes, how did you know?"

Quiet. Very quiet.

The guys were staring at her as if (because she wasn't) she was naked, on fire, screaming "FCK THE LIVING OUT OF ME!" ( I edited just to be safe and rating wouldn't go up)

Then the girl in the center of the room stared laughing as she yelled, "SIKE! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES!"

She then wiped her eyes due to the laughing fit she just had. And the guys, and the girls for that matter were sweat dropped, as asuna said "fine then, truth or dare Yue."

The guys were like "Who?" she then repeated "Yue" "WHO?" "YUE!" Negi quickly broke it up and said "Yue is a girl in my class, that is who asuna picked.

"O" the guys were the staring around looking for this Yue but she was studding them each and figured out their names and faces and criminal record. "How did you do that?" asked Nodoka.

Yue said "because I found this lying on the floor": it was a whole list of the guys' names faces and criminal records.

Well any way truth or dare?" asuna said. "Dare" knowing she wouldn't make her do anything too bad. "I dare you to… "She looked at the list of guys, "sit on Tyxer McNabb's lap."

Yue's mouth was hanging wide open. "What? THE HENTAI?" "You heard me this is payback when you pushed me into Negi-sensei" "Yue said" I said I was sorry, now you're going to make me sit on his lap? You don't know were it's been!"

Tyxer was just staring at the two fine looking girls almost fight, and finally said I'm not that big of a perv…" "Yes you are look at your file, you were arrested for grabbing a woman in her 'area'" "that was an accident, and the charges were dropped."

Negi finally jumped in and said "look just do it your turn will be next and you can do what ever you want then, okay?"

Yue said "Then there's the time he flipped of a girls skirt, she was 6 years old. How do you explain that? Hun, hun?

"She threw that at me, just sit on my lap I won't do any thing I swear." "Oh just like you sweared to that other girl last month (this is still on the chart) neighbors complained that they heard loud banging noises an a girl screaming cusses and moaning? And I'm not sitting on your lap."

" one, that first one you got me, me and my girlfriend were getting a little freaky; two you have to do the dare or you take conscience," the guys shudder " what are they?" Yue asked.

The guys just looked at her with the deepest amount of pity they could muster.

CLIFFY

So what did you guys think?

Except you Eden this is not the perfect English society of America.

Beside him I hope you like it and don't ban me for going all rated 't' on you I was tired of all that silly stuff going on and I could go any way with it now sorry if I go off topic a little I have ADHD so I don't stay on topic, and that is why it takes forever to get next one out

I m out iiiiiiiinuking

( gggggggunit)