Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Jessica Black, Haylah Owlstar, Tanya Gingerstone, Oliver Trap, Jane B and Gina Vaxmutta.
Lame girl-fight turns serious
It looks like a normal day at Hollywood Arts High, but it is so very much not.
Jade West and Tori Vega are very mad at each other.
Both girls crush so much on the Italian male exchange-student named Victor DeMarco, a very handsome guy.
Usually Tori and Jade doesn't have the same taste in men, but this one time they do.
Of course Jade used to date Beck, but she broke up with him after seeing Victor for the first time.
"He's mine!" says Jade, all badass and pissed off.
"No, I saw him first, Jade." says Tori.
"Fucking wrong. I deserve him way more than you do, so back the shit off." says Jade.
"I'll do nothing like that, Jade!" says Tori in anger.
"Fuck that, woman!" scream Jade as she snap into wild-mode, jump forward and tries to grab Tori by the throat.
Tori manage to avoid the attack.
"Fuck!" says a very angry Jade.
It is rare for Jade to lose control like this, but she is so nagry that she cannot stay calm and clear.
Jade is wild like a crazy old bull.
She look as if she could kill Tori here and now with only her bare hands.
"Tori, Victor's my man!" says Jade, all pissed off.
"What happened to Beck?" says Tori confused.
Jade ignore the question.
"Calm down..." says Tori.
Jade seems to not hear Tori at all.
"Damn!" says Jade as she push Tori against the wall.
Tori feel fear.
Jade look 100 % pissed off as she stare into Tori's eyes.
"You're annoying." says Jade.
Too angry to fully know what she's doing here, Jade grab Tori by the throat and hold so hard that Tori cannot breath.
Jade doesn't seem to care when Tori get all weak and dizzy.
Suddenly Tori die.
"What...?" says Beck as he, Cat, Robbie, Trina and André enter the room.
"Like fucking opss..." says Jade as she suddenly starts to notice what she has done.
"That's all you can say? Tori is dead." says Beck.
"Is she?" says Jade.
Beck check Tori and she is indeed unfortunately very dead.
"Yes." says Beck.
"It was an accident..." says Jade.
"What happened...?" says Beck.
"Not sure..." says Jade.
"How could you? Tori was never bad." says Cat.
"Cat, I didn't intend to kill her." says Jade.
Beck pull out his phone and calls the police.
Jade actually cry a bit.
"I didn't think you were able to cry." says André.
"C'mon, André. I'm human, of course I can cry, damn it." says Jade through her tears.
"Well, yeah, but I've never seen you cry before." says André.
"That's 'cause I usually cry only in private." says Jade.
45 minutes later.
Two masculine lesbian police officers show up.
One of them handcuffs Jade, while the other says "Miss West, you're hereby under arrest. You've the right to stay silent. Anything ya say might be used against ya in a court of law."
Jade doesn't even say a peep.
She doesn't cry, instead she simply keep her mouth shut and allow the two policewomen to take her with them.
Usually she'd fight back with all her power, but Jade is too sad to punch people now.
Beck look sad.
He was the one who called the police because he cannot let Jade go unpunished, since she killed a person, but he still like Jade and wish she didn't have to be guilty.
Cat cry, since she think of Jade as a friend.
Trina cry, since her sister is dead.
"My...sister!" says Trina.
Beck is surprised that Trina actually care, since Trina usually seem sassy and not to care for Tori at all.
In the policecar on the way to the police-station, the two female officers are surprsed by how calm Jade is.
Jade simply sit there, silnet and her eyes closed.
They expected her to try to escape or something.
"Are you okay?" says one of the officers.
Jade simply nod slightly.
2 weeks later.
Jade sit in a prison cell.
She is very sad.
"I hate this..." says Jade and she doesn't sound nearly as badass as we are used to.
She instead sound very sad, weak and tired.
After she killed Tori, Jade lost all her hardcore personality.
She is now a shadow of her former self.
"Miss West, two people are here to see ya." says a female guard as she open the door to the cell.
Beck and Cat enter.
"Oh my gosh! Yes! Here to pay for my release...?" says Jade.
"Unfortunately not. That option's not available, since you killed Tori." says Beck.
"Why are you guys here then?" says Jade.
"Cat and I had to see how you're doing in here." says Beck.
"Life here is 100 % crap." says Jade.
"That's sort of expected. Life in prison is not fun for anybody." says Beck.
"Damn true, man." says Jade.
Jade now discover that she love Beck and that her feelings for Victor were never real.
"We got you this...an extra-spicy jumbo cheeseburger and a jumbo black coffee." says Cat.
"Awww. Thanks, kitten-girl." says Jade.
"No problem, Jade." says Cat.
"Sweet." says Jade.
"Yay!" says Cat.
"Don't forget me. When I finally get out from this butthole of a place we can celebrate." says Jade.
"Uh...how long do they plan to keep you here?" says Cat.
"9 years." says Jade.
"OMG...that's almost like forever!" says Cat.
"Not really." says Jade.
"I hope you'll survive." says Cat, all sad.
"Jade is tough, she can deal with it." says Beck, trying to comfort Cat.
"Do I look very tough now? No, not at all. I'm very weak." says Jade.
"Maybe so, but I still think you can make it." says Beck.
"Thanks. I hope you're right." says Jade.
"Okay." says Beck.
"Visit's over like crap!" says the guard.
Beck and Cat leave.
Jade eat the burger and drink the coffee.
"Yum." says Jade.
She think it taste good.
Almost a year later.
Jade is still in prison.
She is sad nearly all the time.
"Don't be sad, my friend. I hold no feelings of hate towards you for the fact that you murdered me. I know you didn't mean to do so, Jade." says Tori as she appear in spirit form.
"Really? If the roles were reversed I'd be pissed." says Jade.
"Yes and yes, but I'm sweet so I forgive and forget." says Tori.
"That sure is sweet of you, but I'm still stuck in here." says Jade.
"I wish I could help." says Tori.
"Nice." says Jade.
"I'm glad you show regret for killing me." says Tori.
"Trust me, Tori. I am very sorry for what I did. I lost control. To murder you was not what I wanted." says Jade.
"Good." says Tori.
11 years later, Jade get to finally leave prison.
She was able to graduate both high school and college in prison and now has a degree in Ancient History.
Jade is happy to be back in the free world.
When she exit the prison she is surprised to find Cat waiting for her.
"Hi, Jade." says Cat, all sweet, as always.
"Hi, girl. What are you doing here?" says Jade.
"When I realized you'd be released today I drove the 9 miles out here to meet you. I wouldn't miss this for anything." says Cat.
"That's very sweet of you, Cat." says Jade.
"Yeah. The others are back at my place. C'mon, let's head there now." says Cat.
"Others?" says Jade confused.
"Beck, Robbie, Trina and André, of course." says Cat.
"Uh...nice. I didn't think I still had friends." says Jade.
"All of us have waited." says Cat.
2 hours later, in Cat's house.
"Welcome to freedom, Jade!" says Beck, Robbie, Trina and André when Cat and Jade show up.
It turns out that Jade's friends has a party for her to celebrate her release from prison.
On the table there's wine, cake and tacos.
"Thanks, guys. I didn't think you all would still be my friends after so long." says Jade.
"You'll always be one of us, we never leave anyone behind." says Robbie.
"Alright. Fucking cute." says Jade.
Being free again, Jade has her true personality back.
She's also in good shape, having gone to the prison-gym on a regular basis for the last 4 years.
She look so healthy that it's hard to believe she's spent years in California Ladies' Prison.
"Nice that around 8 years in CLP didn't break your spirit." says Beck.
"Well, they nearly did. I hung on by the edge of the crap." says Jade.
"Then you were lucky, after all. Many people goes totally whonkers after such a long time in prison." says Robbie.
"Indeed. That's what happened to the evil bitch in the cell next door. One night she went fucking mad and cut off her own head." says Jade.
"Congrats on being free once more, as well as on your degree. I understand you were able to graduate in prison." says Beck.
"Thank and yes, I did graduate both high school and college." says Jade.
"Okay. That's very good." says Beck.
"Yeah, guess so..." says Jade.
"It is good. Since you have a degree you'll be able to find a job." says Beck.
"True." says Jade.
Everyone get surprised when Jade takes off her jacket and they can see, through her open back t-shirt, a big back-tattoo.
The tattoo is a black electric guitar with a gothic sword being stuck in it and under that is a flaming scroll that says 'Fuck me senseless, my lord." on it.
"Oh, got that one from my only friend in that anus of a prison." says Jade with a casual smile when she notice what her friends stare at.
"Friend...?" says Beck.
"Just during the two last years. Her name's Kendra Wolfenstein. Unfortunately she's less lucky than me. Next month she'll be given the death penalty." says Jade.
"What was her crime?" says Robbie.
"Multiple murders, including her own younger sister. I think she killed arouund 7 people, but to me she was always very sweet. She gave me this sexy tattoo. Her brother's a tattoo-artist and he had taught her." says Jade.
"She must be good. That tattoo could only be done by someone who's awesome." says Trina.
"Kendra is indeed skilled. If she was allowed to live she'd be able to open her own tattoo-shop." says Jade.
"It's a bit strange that woman in prison for multiple murders was very nice to you." says Robbie.
"Not sure why she and I became friends, but maybe she considered me a soul similar to herself." says Jade.
"Or she was trying to trick you?" says Cat.
"She didn't trick me, Cat. Kendra was truly nice." says Jade.
"Perhaps she felt like you and her had something in common so she wanted to make up for her crimes a little by being sweet to you before she was going to recieve the death penalty." says Beck.
"Sounds logical." says Jade.
"We're all happy that you're okay and free." says Cat.
"Thanks, Cat." says Jade.
Cat gives Jade a sweet hug.
"Yay!" says a happy Cat, still being as sweet and childish and cute as Jade remember her.
"Awww!" says Jade, being happy too.
"It's awesome that you're free again. I missed you so much." says Cat.
"Thanks, girl." says Jade.
"Jade, you are soooo awesome!" says Cat.
"I was awesome before I killed Tori." says Jade.
"You've served your time. All of us have forgiven you a long time ago." says Beck.
"Do you agree to that statement, Trina?" says Jade.
"Yes. After you killed Tori, people finally started to accept me. I know it sounds wrong and all, but I could almost thank you. Once my sister was no longer around I could shine like a star." says Trina.
"Good for you." says Jade.
"True." says Trina.
"Not that it matter to me, but did the rest of the Vega family forgive me for what I did...?" says Jade.
"Mom and dad still hate you for killing what they consider the best sister. Everyone else know it was a mistake." says Trina.
"Alright. This bitch won't cave over the fact that a couple elderly people hate my shit." says Jade.
"Same tough Jade as always, it seems." says Beck.
"I'm starting to get my true self back now that I'm free." says Jade.
"Okay. All of us are glad that's happening." says Beck.
"Thanks, guys." says a happy Jade.
"You're welcome, Jade Sharonna West." says Beck.
"Hot that you still remember my middle-name." says Jade.
"I'll never forget." says Beck.
"Sexy." says Jade.
"Yeah." says Trina.
"Okay." says Jade.
Beck pour a glass of wine for Jade.
"Thanks." says Jade.
"Sure." says Beck.
"How's life in prison been?" says Trina.
"Mostly so damn crappy." says Jade.
"Tell us, please." says Trina.
"Well...the food taste like it came from someone's ass and they give us no alcohol. You're not allowed a phone or computer and there are no good people to have sex with." says Jade.
"Sounds very sad. You're much stronger than me. I'd not survive a week." says Trina.
"It was indeed sad in there." says Jade.
"How did you meet Kendra?" says Beck.
"She and I had to share a cell when she first arrived. After a few days we became friends. Eventually she got a cell of her own, but we stayed friends, talking in the gym." says Jade.
"Does it feel sweet to be free?" says Cat.
"Yeah." says Jade.
"Cute." says Cat.
"Okay, Cat." says Jade.
"I'm soooo happy that you're free now, Jade." says Cat.
"Thanks." says Jade.
"No problem." says Cat.
"Me got you this as a Release from Prison gift." says cat as she give Jade a violet gift-bag.
"Nice." says Jade.
She open the bag and inside she finds bottle of her favorite vodka and a black plush bear that wear a leather t-shirt and red sunglasses.
"Awww. Thanks." says a happy Jade.
"Cute that you're not upset about getting a plushie." says Cat.
"Usually I don't like plushies, but in this case it's very sweet. After years in a dark stinky cell some cuteness is pretty welcome." says Jade.
"Yay!" says a happy Cat.
"Jade, are you okay?" says Robbie when he notice a scar across the back of Jade's neck.
"Sure, no problem." says Jade.
"I saw your scar." says Robbie.
"That's only a scar from a light cut. I got into a knife-fight a few years ago." says Jade.
"Good that it was just a light cut. Your throat could've been cut off, which would sure kill you." says Beck.
"Yeah." says Jade.
"Indeed." says Beck.
"Sexy." says Jade.
Jade is happy.
It feels wonderful for her to be free.
She has promised herself to not kill someone again.
"I hope you'll never murder another person." says Beck.
"No worry, man. My therapist in prison told me that I've become nice enough to never kill, but still be able to be me at the same time." says Jade.
"Okay. That's good." says Beck.
"Yeah." says Jade.
"Please, play a song for us." says Cat as she grab her Martin 000 42 acoustic guitar and hands it to Jade.
Jade takes a seat on the pink couch and play an old 1970s song.
"Yay!" says a happy Cat with a very cute smile.
This happens to be a song that Cat like a lot.
Jade know that and that's why she play it.
"Very nice." says Beck.
"Thanks." says Jade.
"Hi, Jade." says Tori as she appear in her spirit form.
"Uh...Tori..." says Jade.
"I'm glad you've been released from the prison." says Tori.
"Thanks, Tori." says Jade.
"Sweet to see that you made it out alive." says Tori.
"I honestly was so damn close to going crazy in there." says Jade.
"Oh..." says Tori.
"Yeah. As a matter of fact, I was like less than an inch from mental breakdown." says Jade.
"What saved you?" says Tori.
"Finding a friend, as well as getting therapy." says Jade.
"Nice." says Tori.
"Indeed. If it weren't for those things I'd be dead crap by now." says Jade.
"The afterlife's not bad, actually. I get to spend time with grandma up in Heaven." says Tori.
"Good for you. I assume that whenever I'll die a spot is waiting for me in a place way further down, if you know what I mean." says Jade.
"Do you believe you'll end up in Hell...?" says Tori.
"Yes. I'm the bitch, remember? I killed you. I feel quite certain a spot in Hell waits for me when my time to die arrives." says Jade.
"Jade, you're super-sweet. You'll go to Heaven." says Cat.
"No, Cat. Sorry, but I'm too raw and sexual for that. Hell is sure where I'll be going." says Jade.
"Oh, no!" says Cat.
"Listen, Cat. I don't wanna shatter your cute dream about me, though we gotta face facts. I'm not good enough for Heaven. And I accept this, so you need to accept it as well." says Jade.
"I don't think I can. You've always been so nice to me." says Cat.
"Because you are my friend. Even so, I am a bitch and as such Hell is where I'm most likely to end up after my mortal life." says Jade.
"Jade, I have to agree with Cat on this. You've shown regret for what you did and served time as a good girl in prison for it too. Heaven will have a spot for you, when the time comes for you to die." says Tori.
"That'd be nice, but the chances for that are tiny at best." says Jade.
"You can be much more sweet than you think." says Tori.
"I'm a good person, yes. Though I'm not a cutie. I'm oversexual and hardcore." says Jade.
"We all know that, but you have a strong sense of what's right and wrong. And you stand up for your friends...us." says Beck.
"Guess that's true..." says Jade.
"I believe I speak for us all when I say that you have always been our loyal friend, aside from the moment when you lost control and killed Tori." says Beck.
Trina, Robbie, Cat, André and Tori agree.
"Thanks, guys." says Jade.
"Bye, guys. And Jade, when you die I'll be standing there when the Gates of Heaven opens for you and welcome you to paradise." says Tori and then disappear.
"Unfortunately that's not where I shall ever go." says Jade.
"Yes, you will, Jade." says Cat.
"Please, that is so unlikely. I do wish I ould get my spot in Heaven, but I feel certain that Hell is where I'm gonna be after death." says Jade.
"Sorry. I still hope you can reach Heaven and meet Tori there." says Cat.
Many many years later, Jade is 87 years old.
Lucky for her she get to die in piece in her own bed at home.
It turns out that Tori and Cat was right and Jade herself was wrong.
Her soul is not sent down to Hell, instead it get to travel up to Heaven.
Jade stand there for a few minutes, even though it feels like hours.
Suddenly the Gates of Heaven open and Tori stand there as she promised to.
"Welcome, old friend. I knew you'd make it up here." says Tori.
"I can't believe I avoided Hell." says Jade.
"But you did it. Welcome, so sweet to see you." says Tori.
Jade can see the sweet sunshine from Heaven and hear the crystal-clear nagelic music from there as well.
She follow Tori into Heaven.
"Let's go over here, Jade. I know someone who wish to see you." says Tori.
"And who'd be interested in seeing me?" says Jade.
"Jaylah, don't tell me you forgot the man who taught you so much." says Jade's grandpa Roger as he step out from a white building.
"Sorry...almost did forget." says Jade.
"Forgiven. And welcome. I'm glad to see you again." says Roger.
Jade smile.
Roger is not the old weak man he was last time Jade saw him.
Instead he now look very handsome, manly and strong.
"Why does he call you Jaylah? I'm pretty sure Jade is your actual name." says Tori.
"I am named Jade. Jaylah is what my family used to call me when I was little." says Jade.
"That's pretty cute." says Tori.
"Sure...guess so." says Jade.
Jade gies Roger a hug.
She is happy to see him again.
When Roger died, Jade was only 8 years old.
"Grandpa, you look so different." says Jade.
"This is what I looked like in my prime, before you were even born." says Roger.
"Nice. very sexy." says Jade.
"Okay. Thanks, girl." says Roger.
"Anytime. You're a huge part in why I am who I am." says Jade.
"I'm glad I was able to teach you a thing or two." says Roger.
"You did so much more than that. You taught me all the stuff mom and dad never did." says Jade.
"Alright." says Roger.
"Jade, see you later. I'm gonna give you two some privacy." says Tori and then walks away.
"Grandpa, it's because of you that I became a tough babe and not a weak cutie who depend on others for nearly everything. You showed me how to be a fucking badass who stand up for herself, taking no shit from anyone. Thanks for that." says Jade.
"You're welcome. I saw that your parents wouldn't provide you the skills you needed so I decided to step in and give you the mental and emotional strength to survive in a world where a lot of people can double-cross you. I wanted you to have an advantage on the path of life, just like I had, Jaylah." says Roger.
"Awesome. That was damn nice of you." says Jade.
"Yeah. I'm proud of the woman you gre up into." says Roger.
"Have you seen my entire life?" says Jade.
"Everything...aside from private moments, of course." says Roger.
"Okay. Nice." says Jade.
Jade look at herself in a mirror and now she notice that she look 25 years old again.
This is because in Heaven pople can have the appearance of the age they want.
And since Jade always wanted to be 25 forever, she now is, but still has all the knowledge she had upon her death at age 87.
"My parents, are they here in Heaven too?" says Jade.
"Honestly I don't know if they're here. I've not seen either of them." says Roger.
"Not even mom? She's your daughter." says Jade.
"Yes, she is, but she's also a disappointment. She never became the woman I wanted her to be, but you did." says Roger.
"Thanks. So I outshined my mom?" says Jade.
"In almost every possible way. You are what I wished your mother would have been." says Roger.
"Okay. Sexy." says Jade.
"Jade, you've become a wonderful woman." says Roger.
"Nice." says Jade.
"Indeed." says Roger.
"How's grandma doing?" says Jade.
"That I cannot say. She's down in Hell." says Roger.
"Why? She was never bad, right?" says Jade.
"Correct, she was a good person, but she still wasn't allowed into Heaven. The reason isn't clear. I never understood it." says Roger.
"At least I got to meet you again. You're awesome." says Jade.
"So are you, Jade." says Roger.
"Thanks." says Jade.
"You're welcome, Jaylah." says Roger.
"Sexy. I'm glad I can meet your standards and not bring shame to the family name." says Jade.
"Don't worry. I'm extremely proud of you for all you've made managed to become." says Roger.
"Awesome. Thanks." says a happy Jade.
Roger is happy too.
Jade and Roger drink some wine and continue to talk for a few hours.
The End.