Banjo decided to have sex with all the Fire Emblem females of proper age while Kazooie decided to fight against the many males who were more than willing to take on the challenge of fighting her; after all if there was a point to this story then it certainly wouldn't be here since the worlds of Askr and the Isle O' Hags had more bare action going on that 1 would peck about like a smart mouthed bird would attempt to do. Really this is just a shitty lame attempt to have a funny fanfiction poking fun at the nature of what people actually think the concept of writing a fanfic is lol

"This feels weird." Banjo commented.

Kazooie rolled her eyes. "Are you genuinely surprised by this? Seriously?"

"He's right you know." Anna commented after having sex and her clothes back on since she decided to be ripping ass on the grounds of having been paid. "This thing really paid off more than I thought!"

"All right; how are we gonna clickbait the viewers?" Master Hand asked upon floating in front of the stupid idiots populating that damn mansion.

"How the hell should we know?" Kazooie squawked angrily upon pecking at her talons.

Female Corrin had a look of concern upon her face. "Why are we doing this again?"

"Were you clowns not listening to what I was saying?" Master Hand angrily pointed out. "I swear it's like being around children."

"But we kinda are kids." Ness pointed out upon sharting so much he shit his pants.

Fem Byleth was going through 1 of the text books. "You really haven't thought this thing all the way through have you?"

"I don't think he has." Alex pointed out upon deciding to sniff her stinky feet after taking off her boots.

It was going to be another 1 of those days. Granted there were several who weren't [resent due to them either being dead, banned, or smart enough to stay away given the context as to what the story was leading into but something stupendously retarded was gonna happen damn it!

"How do you like them?" Princess Zelda stated because she managed to get a blue padded diaper onto Lucina.

Lucina farted upon which she sighed, folding her arms together since she was embarrassed and uncomfortable. "It sucks. I wish it was more... puffy." She then wet herself as her eyes widened, blushing. "...and now I think I need a diaper change."

"DON'T WORRY SWEETY, DADDY IS HERE!" Chrom exclaimed as he dashed into The Room, only to drop the fish sticks that he was munching on, tripping as he fell flat on his face and broke his spine, causing Lucina to cry as she pooped her diaper while Zelda blinked in disbelief.

"What are we doing here?" Toadsworth asked Professor Elvin Gadd since the elderly beings were going through the woods surrounding the scientist's lab.

"We're doing an experiment of course!" Prof. E. Gadd happily answered upon going through a box of his various inventions. "It's never too late to be curious as to what life could bring us!"

Toadsworth had a puzzled look on his face. "But must we really go on with something that will backfire-

E Gadd: Yes! Otherwise we wouldn't know if it would actually work!

"...I dread to remember why I decided to travel alongside you..."

Alas the old men continued on for they kept on babbling about: wondering if there was a point to this stupid story. Alas there was a trapped treasure chest with sexy material in it but the geezers simply ignored it since they were too busy with each other.

But somewhere else within the same relative universe as them since there wasn't exactly a canon to beholden to, Captain Olimar really loved olives. So much that he went out of his way to find them throughout the Pikmin infested planet for which he was on. He spotted a couple of yellow Pikmin carrying 'big' jars of olives, prompting the big nosed alien to dash to them as he jumped onto the jar, trying to get it open as he used the bunch of Pikmin behind it. Getting the jar open, he jumped into the sea of olives, only to drown in them.

Space Ghost, who was just there because he wanted to study what Pikmin were, munched on a salad full of olives, shrugging as he was wondering if he should help Olimar or not. He didn't bother. What a jackass.

"I heard that." Space Ghost muttered.

Olimar shook his head. "You know what we do when we break the fourth wall..."