Red Vs Blue
The Blood Gulch Chronicles
Episode 40½: Dr. Phil
Hey there I'm Doctor Phil and this is my show, and today's topic is doctors being
unwillingly controlled by evil AIs. Here with us today from the popular net series
Red Vs Blue is Doc/O'Malley.
Now as I understand it you seem to have a problem with violence is this right O'Malley?
"Yes that's right, but I must say that it is hard having to cope with such a stupid host. I will kill you all!"
"I'm really sorry but I need to show you this clip Dr. Phil, this shows how violent he is."
Doc: You know, I really think that we should use a non-violent approach to this.
AI: I agree! Except, replace the word non with extremely, and after the word
violent include the phrase, blood explosion extraordinaire! Hahahahahaha!
Donut: Hey! What's going on in there?
Doc: We can't do this! They're going to find out! They'll find out about us! The
machine, everything!
Donut: What the? Those voices sound suspicious!
AI: I will rip out their guts and feast on their entrails!
Doc: But I'm a vegetarian!
AI: Hahahahahaha!
Donut: Oh it's that guy whose name I forget! But where's the guy he's talkin' to?
Doc: Look, we can't just sabotage their equipment, that's rude!
Donut: Sabotage! That doesn't sound too good...
AI: I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls!
Donut: That sounds even worse!
AI: They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull...which is
DISGUSTING!
Donut: Whoa
AI: All will perish!
Donut: All? Wait! That includes me! Ah man, I gotta go tell the guys!
Doc: Hello? Who's there! I'm scared of myself!
"Now as you can see here I plan to rule the world and now that you fools have
brought me here I can get the one thing I need to kill everyone! D batteries!
Hahahahahaha! Now you all will perish! But first… I need to say one thing, how
stupid are you people, "No I can't let go of my gun, halo two isn't out yet." How
stupid can you be? You will pay for your ignorance! O'Malley proceeds to kill the
audience all staff, and Dr. Phil.