You guys actually MAKE me want to update! I love getting reviews! Yayayay! Thankis so much, guys! Here's Pt 2 of "Look At All The SixPakcs", just for you! The title'll make sense eventually...

Chapter 2, Pt 2

Look At All The SixPacks...

"This is our school," Yuffie informed an impressed Kairi as they stood at the front gate. A large sign just outside the gate proudly announced "Destiny Central- est. 1901." (4). Large oak trees shaded a plain grey path that led straight to a squat, homey building- "Admin," Yuffie had told her, "that's where all the supplies are kept, teachers have their offices, and the sick bay is."- and several other similar buildings stood in the distance. The grounds were large and well kept, with play equipment just peeping around the corner. Kairi had to keep reminding herself that there would be both junior and senior students here- she'd only ever been to a school with just one or the other. Yuffie told her that there was a large concrete area and several courts around the back of the school, as well as an oval for larger sports and functions. The hall was right at the back of the other buildings, too, and Yuffie had led Kairi around the front of the school from the car park to the side of Admin- as a senior, Cloud was permitted to park his car in the reserved parking- just so she could see the whole place.

"It's huge! My old school was only half the size of this place, and we had about three times as many kids!"

"Well, we can do just about anything in these grounds," Yuffie pointed out, briskly striding down the path. The younger girl ran to catch up.

"Riku!" The ninja suddenly shouted, sounding incredibly annoyed. She took off down the path to where a silver-haired- Kairi blinked; silver hair?- youth had just stripped his shirt off and was in the process off wrapping another person's head up mummy-like. Kairi watched, fascinated, as the tough black-haired girl yanked the black shirt off the other person and quickly made it into bonds for the guy's wrists. "Now, whaddya think you're doing?" She asked, sounding oh-so-sweet and innocent.

The guy grunted. "Cloud, get this off me," he told the silent observer. Cloud smirked and backed away with Aerith- his hair was still wet from rinsing it of the confetti Yuffie had slid in between his sunshade and the roof. Yuffie gave her cousin a satisfied look- the glitter mixed in would still be in there months later. Riku muttered something under his breath, so low that Kairi missed it. Curious, she moved forward. A slow smile spread over Riku's face as he looked around and spotted her. He swaggered over, smile growing cockier by the second. "Hey there," he said to her. "The name's Riku, and you would be…?" Kairi blushed and stepped back a little. A six pack… oh, nice.

"Riku, you dirty creature! You can't hit on a girl when your hands are tied behind your back with your own shirt, moron," Yuffie yelled. Riku's face scrunched up in pain as he felt her hand over the back of his silver head. "Now, Riku, as I was saying," she continued- Kairi giggled: they looked so strange!- "What do you think you were doing to him?"

"What? You actually care about Tidus?" Riku smirked, winking at Kairi. (5)

"Riku, you don't just go hitting on anybody," Yuffie told him firmly. "Especially when you have a girlfriend. I don't know why Namine's still going out with you, seriously."

"It's 'coz I'm hot," he told her, with another smirk.

Yuffie kneed him- gently, Kairi hoped, wincing for him- in the groin.

"Aaarghhhh!" he screamed. He didn't look quite as attractive down there, writhing in pain. "Yuffie, you insane bitch! Has anyone told you you should be in an insane asylum?"

"I'm not crazy enough to go, and they're not crazy enough to try."

"I make that a six-pointer," Cloud murmured in Kairi's ear. She jumped, not realizing he'd come with Aerith to stand beside her. "It's a game," he explained softly. "We grade insults a lot. One like that is worth six points, a good round of swearing is usually worth two each, and so on. If Riku'd managed to keep Tidus' head wrapped up, he woulda got four points, and another two if someone had to pull it off for him. Yuffie scored that, because Riku didn't have a comeback, and she's rubbing his face in the dirt."

"Okay…" Kairi trailed off uncertainly. She glanced over her shoulder and saw that Yuffie was doing just that. "Um, could you introduce me to everyone, please?" she asked, ducking her head shyly. "It's just, I only know you two and Yuffie. And Riku, sorta, I guess," she added.

Cloud nodded with a friendly grin and lead her to a nearby table. He introduced a girl with bobby brown hair wearing a short blue skirt as Selphie, and a blonde-haired, blue-eyed girl with an even shorter skirt as Namine. A teen with orange stubble, a ready grin and a blue-and-white Blitzball nodded to her, saying his name was Wakka.

"Those girls are in Yr 10 with you and Yuff, Wakka's in Yr 11," Cloud told her as he led her away from them. "Riku's in your year too, so's Tidus. Yuna's not here today, but she's in your year. Tifa and Rinoa are probably wagging with Vincent and Reno, but they'll be here tomorrow. Tif and Rinoa are in 11 and Vinnie and Reno are seniors with me 'n Aer. Got that?" he asked. She barely had time to nod before he continued, walking back towards a triumphant Yuffie and a still-wincing Riku. "There'll be a new kid in your year, too- you're not the only newbie. The new kid is staying at our place, and a new senior. So Yuffie's your mentor until you settle in. Riku's got charge of the new boy in your year, Sora- God bless the poor kid, having to depend on Riku- and Cid's asked Aerith to guide a new senior around the school. You should-" he broke off suddenly, turning from friendly to furious in a matter of moments. "Seifer!" he yelled, hurrying over to his girlfriend, talking to a blond muscled guy with his arm sneaking around her waist. "Keep your bloody hands off my girl! And another thing- I heard about you and Yuffie!" Following quickly behind the irate senior, Kairi saw Seifer's expression changing rapidly from smugness to anger- and disappointment-tinged terror. Dropping his arm from the brunette's waist, he sprinted away. The slimmer, paler blond gave chase.

"What about him and Yuffie?" she asked Aerith, standing watching Cloud proceed to put the brawny Seifer in a headlock and cut off his circulation.

"Don't worry about Seifer," Aerith giggled, seeing Kairi's expression. "That's commonplace. If worst comes to worst, we'll just Heal him. Then Cloud can hurt him some more. Oh. Yuffie and Seifer? Well, basically, some times Yuff just can't hold her liquor. And, well, she does hang out with some of the hottest guys in the school… so yeah. Did you notice how purple Seifer's nose was? One of the teachers, Quistis, had to Heal it after Yuff broke it. She left the bruise, though, as a reminder- don't under-estimate small ninjas who throw themselves at people when drunk."

Kairi decided to keep her thoughts to herself. Not that she would have had a chance to voice them, anyway, because at that instant, the bell went.

"Come on," Yuffie urged her, running up, grabbing her arm and dragging her towards the Admin building. "That bell's for rollcall. If we don't get there in two minutes, we're given a ten-minute detention at lunch. You definitely don't want that on your first day." Kairi ran with her.

"At ease," Cid barked roughly. He surveyed his ranks of students. "Okay. Now, Riku. You left your newbie at home. Decided to give him a sleep-in, eh? Sora, go stand beside Riku."

A boy with spiky brown hair and big blue eyes obeyed, walking down the steps to the side of Cid and towards Riku.

Yuffie's eyes nearly popped out of her head. "The kid looks like a freakin' angel!" she breathed. Kairi didn't hear. She was too busy gazing at the boy. If she had heard, she would have agreed whole-heartedly.

Yuffie grabbed Kairi's arm as the boy came up to them. "We have to move across," she hissed in her ear. "He's Riku's, remember?" A dazed Kairi shuffled to the left a bit, still staring.

"Hey, kid," hey heard Riku say. "Sorry about that. Not used to having someone else in my room, forgot you're in the house now."

"That's okay," a quiet voice replied. "And I'm Sora."

Oh, nice. What a voice… yeowch… why are those guys so hot? Kairi thought desperately.

Hothothothothothothothothothothot… take a deep breath, Yuffie, take a very deep breath… hothothothothothothothot! Dammit, why me? Gawd, the senior can't be better than this… Yuffie decided, dreamy.

"Oi! Squall! I mean, Leon. C'mere! Aerith, You've got him, okay? Squa- Leo- what ever your name is. Go stand beside Aerith."

Oh my God… my day just got better by about ten times… Yuffie thought.

A guy with brown hair and eyes similar to Sora stepped off the stage. However, all similarities ended there. Where Sora's hair was milk chocolate, this guy's was all dark. Where Sora was of average height, Leon was taller than everyone except Cloud, and he was exactly the same height (6). Where Sora seemed slim and fluid, Leon could probably break rocks with a single flex of his biceps. And where Sora probably didn't believe he was cute, adorably cute, Leon knew he was hot. He definitely knew that.

"Oh, wow." Yuffie gasped. "Two of them… Year 10 is gonna be a trial. A deliciously hot trial- but a trial nonetheless."

Kairi heard her this time. She couldn't have agreed more.

(4) This school is basically based on all the ones I've been to... and 1901, well, all Aussies probably know the significance, small though it may be.

(5) The smirk. Who can resist a bishie's smirk? Not me, that's for sure!

(6) I don't really care that Cloud is probably shorter than Leon. I don't care at all. The fact of it is, my ficmy opinions.

In the chapters to come- Yuffie's birthday, this time it's not Yuffie who bashes Seifer for trying his stuff on her; rather, it's a certain senior who generally acts like a rock… the gang find out just how fun and…well… painful a game of netball can be… we discover how Riku screwed up the plumbing, and much, much more. Stay tuned, and peace out! Mwah! Love ya all! giggles I've never done that before…

To my reviewers! Thanks so much!

Raccoon48- Thanks! I might just mention yet AGAIN how much your vid rocks! giggles it seems everyone liked the "naked" bit. Glad I put that in, and I'm so glad my muse added it on the spur of the moment!

KrystalGamer- you played the drums? I wanna learn the drums… but we have like NO drummers that I'm on speaking terms with at our school… except Dicko, and I already asked him. He's never going to get around to teaching me, I swear. Sephy and Rinoa? Yeah, I'll put those two in… and probably Tifa and Vinnie too… I reckon Sephy would make a great Deputy Principal!

crazycutie2- Good! I'm glad you liked it! And thanks for the compliment! Hope you liked this one as much!

Casey- Riku and the plumbing? You'll find out… eventually… about 2 chappies, I think! Hm… don't know Reno very well… but I'll put him in if that's what you want! What year should he be in though? Pancakes… randomness is very good! Yunie and Vinnie will probably be in the fic… Tidus already is… who else would Riku wrap up in his shirt? Cloud's too big for it… giggles

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