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Bobcat Moran
Sorry bout that. And yes this fic is being mispelled because I want to and it adds an extra kick to humor factor. I'm sorry I beat you to it. It was too good to pass up!
JesteretseJ
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shadowneko003
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(Dramatic music is playing) So where we left off, Zero some how was able to carry everyone to his room.What is Zero planning to do X?! Read and find out!!!
Pointless violence for no apparent reason and barely has anything to do with plot.
Zero busted through the door. He tossed the ball of people into the room before geting inside and slamming the door shut. He dug in the wad of people and selected X. X was out cold. "Wakey,wakey X!" He started to slap him.
"Wha?-Aah!That hurts!!" Slap "I can't feel my cheek!" Slap "Stop it will ya?!" Slap
Zero thought about this for a while. "Hmmm.....Why not." He slapped him a couple more times.
(A.N. That has to look weird since Zero is X. OO) "X!Do you know why I brought you here?!"
"I'm afraid to ask, but why?" Axl and Alia were starting to come to.
"Because I'm going to teach you everthing I know!!!!"And you thought Axl was hyper. "First off, if you're going to be me, you're must dress like me." Zero pulled X to a corner of the room.
"Uh...A corner? Have you gone mad?!" Zero pushed a seemingly innocent enough crack in the wall. The wall started to come up. It revealed a secret room with tons of odd stuff in it. (Think of the Batman's secret cave!)Zero dragged X inside. The others just followed.
"Welcome to my secret room!!! It has all the material needed to pull this off." He showed everybody to a gigantic closet. It was 5 x 7 square meters large. It was lined with clothes of all kinds. "It's small, but it's better than the closets that HQ give us." Zero starting selecting some clothes from hangers.
"OO Woah Zero! Does Signas know about this?! How did you find it?!" Questioned Alia.
"Well it all started a couple of years ago........" Yop. More flashbacks.
(couple of years ago)
Zero was still himself of coarse, and was chasing a mouse. "COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE $#&!!!!" Ka-chinng! Whoosh!....Slice!.......He was missing the mouse and instead slicing most of the furniture (and the anything unfortune enough to get in the way) with his Z-sabor.
The little grey blur crawled under the bed. Zero grabbed the whole thing and tossed it aside. Crash! The mouse was looked like it was praying. "Alright you I'll give you a chance to get out here." Zero picked up the mouse.
"Squeakiiieee squaukers squuuueeeeeee!!!!!!" (Translation: Take this you faggot!!!) The mouse bit Zero's hand which caused him to drop the the mouse."SSSSSSQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"
(Translation:THE LEAST YOU COULD'VE DONE WAS PUT ME DOWN NICELY!!!!!)
The mouse fell on the floor. Thud! "Squeakiiiiiieeeee." (Translation: Oh my aching back.) Zero standing there holding his hand. "Squakie?" (Translation:What's his problem?) Zero started to pulse. (A.N.If you watch Inuyasha, then you know what this looks like.) Zero growled and bared his teeth. "Squuueeeaa?!"
(Translation: Holy #$&!!! Are those fangs?!)
Zero had glowing red eyes, fangs, his jewel thingie on his helmet was glowing red, and his hair was DBZ-style."Colio to se na me sotek."
"Sweakie deakie?" (Translation: Could you repeat that?)
"DIE YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF ORGANIC $##$#$$#!!!!!ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, I'LL WORK ON THE HUMANS!!!!!"
"EEEEEAAAAAAKKKIEEEEE!..........Dukie dukie?" (Translation: DUDE!! YOU'RE $#$&ING CRAZY!!!.............You wouldn't hurt a brother when they're down would you?)
Zero laughed a crazy laugh.(A.N. If you saw Lilo and Stitch, then you know how that sounds like.)
This part gets really nasty so let's move on to X , where and what exactly he's doing.....
(Outside the room)
X: (has head up to the door)
Axl: Hi X!!!Watcha doin?
X: (grabs Axl's head and put's against the door)
Axl: What's going in there?!
X: That's what I'm trying to find out.
Axl: Why 's Zero laughing?
X: If we be quiet, we'll find out.
So the two listened closely in hopes of knowing what the heck's Zero is doing in there.But what they heard shocked them. Bwaugh-haaa-haaa!........Eeeek!........Splat!.......Squishie.....Break....Gurgle gurgle
DIEEEE!!!!!!........Ka-ching!!!
X: OO
Axl: OO
X and Axl: (look at each other) OO
Axl: I still don't know what Zero's doing in there but I'm scared now......
X: Please hold me........
While those two freak out, let's check on Zero......
(inside of the room)
Zero has returned to normal. The room's covered in the mouse' inards and blood. And everything's broken.
Zero's bored now so he kicks the mouse' heart in the corner. The blood spews out and the wall comes up.
"COOL! But I can't let X know about this or else he'll use this really cool secret place for his stuff."
(Back with X and Axl)
They're still freaking out and holding each other.
Zero: (comes out from room) Hi guys!!
X: 0-0
Axl: 0-0
Zero: What?
X and Axl: (points at Zero)
Zero: (notices that he's covered in mouse blood and organs.) Oh. (walks over to the showers)
X...Mommy...
Axl...Help me...
X and Axl: (Curl up in to the fetal position and start rocking.)
Signas: (pops out from nowhere) Why is there a trail of blood? (points to trail of foot prints which is covered in blood and mouse organs.)
X:.....Zero......squeakie.....
Axl:....Killed......Mouse.....
Signas: Good lord!(faints)
I know that was weird!! If you need someone to blame, not me! I got a e-mail from a fan who requested pointless voilence. I'm sorry for those who ended up like X and Axl. I hope my grammer improved. Please reveiw!!!
