Alarms blared in the HQ of the S-Force, five individuals tasked by Targon to protect the universe.
"Why has the alarm been raised?" Argo the leader in red asked.
"Is Ender attacking again?" Duchess asked as well.
"Ender always attacks just when I start a space burger feast." Sloen threw in his two cents. Mac began patting his friend's stomach.
"You better cut back on those space burgers or you won't be able to fit in your zorp soon."
"(untranslatable)" Duchess blushed deeply at Jax' words.
"Jax, watch your mouth."
Argo cut off anymore conversation as he activated the beacon to summon the head of Targon
"An incredible evil, possibly even worse than our nemesis Ender, is menacing a small primitive planet in the backwater Terran system."
"An evil worse than Ender?" Sloen asked not believing his ears but eyes could see the horror of a destroyed Jersey.
"What kind of horrible menace would do such a thing?" Duchess asked.
The aftermath of the fight with the Brother Gods and maybe a few shots of . Crumbling buildings, abandoned roads anything still standing accidentally set ablaze by the jets on Mrgas back. Duchess could look no more.
"How terrible."
"(Something untranslatable)"
"I know Jax, I know." Sloen tried to comfort his little buddy.
"He will pay for his heinous actions." Mac vowed clenching his fist.
"It's up to you S-Force, the fate of this planet and its people rest in your hands." Argo, along with his team stood up.
"Let's move out S-Force. We will not fail in our mission."
"I shutter to think of the consequences if you do." Targon added.
Jersey
The Jersey weather is perfect today to host the 'Pancake Snack Down' championship and Jaune is facing some steep competition this year from a short ginger girl on his immediate left.
"The action is heating up at the world championship of pancake eating. With the challenger, Nora Valkyrie putting on a good showing." Nora stacked 10 cakes before dipping them in syrup and taking rapid small bites as her best friend Ren quietly cheered her on. " but the reigning champ still has a few tricks up his sleeves."
"This is what I like to call 'Sugar Rush'!" Jaune exclaimed getting Nora's attention. He tore apart 30 pancakes before throwing them into a tub of syrup, picking up the tub Jaune began to chug the contents in just a few seconds.
Crowd
"Go~ Jaune! You can do it." Bleiss cheered as she and Winter watched as he demolished another 40 pancakes. "Why don't you eat me like that!?"
"This is the most repugnant thing I've ever seen, and I've seen your search history." Winter complained still watching the contest.
"Don't be a prude."
Winter said nothing as she watched the contestants eat more and more, each one eating faster and faster. Except Jaune as he kept a steady pace after his spectacle.
"At this rate Jaune is going to be too sick to run through the new training sequences I programmed into MRGAS."
"Don't worry. Jaune doesn't get sick he just gets less hungry if you can believe that." Bleiss went back to cheering on Jaune.
Jaune had wrangled Oscar into joining the competition and unfortunately he is the first person to fold with honor. It was nice having another guy around for Jaune even if Oscar is a few years younger. After all the years they spent together working on cars the two might as well be brothers. Unluckily Jaune is the big brother that doesn't let you win.
Nora just finished her 73 pancake when other competitors dropped out with a tall redhead literally dropping onto the table in a food coma with a pancake still in her mouth. Jaune noticed and took her plate before upending it into his gullet. Nora paused in her eating peaking over at Jaune. He notices and smirked lightly before reaching over and pulling the pancake out of the disguised Mistral champions mouth before shoving it in his own. When Nora didn't react Jaune smirked and continued to chew before opening his mouth exposing everything to Nora. Nora had seen harrowing things in her life but the one thing she can never deal with is 'See Food'. She ran off stage with her hands covering her mouth and Ren not far behind.
"Once again Jaune protects his title as 'Lord of the Large Pants'" the announcer raised Jaune's arm as Arc continued to eat. A few of the women on staff placed a crown on Jaune's head and a cape made of overly large jeans on his shoulders.
Jaune's sister and her' wife are in Jersey to celebrate the finalization of adopting Adrian and the rebuilding of the city. Jaune couldn't wait to turn his nephew into a foodie like himself and the kid was well on his way with how he chugged his bottle and glared at Jaune as the older Arc decided to have fun with his nephew and chugged his own bottle. Jaune let his nephew win of course before unleashing a quaking belch making Adrian laugh before he released his own burp.
"Nice~." Jaune complimented the baby.
"Jaune stop trying to give Adrian bad habits." Saphron warned.
"Who's gonna stop me?" Jaune jeered back not expecting the answer he got.
"We will!" A blinding rainbow of light caught the attention of Jaune and all his friends. When it faded five individuals posed as wind whipped at their capes.
"Woah check out the stud." Bleiss complemented while eyeing Sloen.
"There he is S-force. Surrender foul villain, your evil reign is at an end." Argo went through several poses as he spoke before pointing at Jaune.
Jaune, Winter, Bleiss, and Oscar stared on while standing in front of Mrgas. Saphron had stepped away with Adrian to a safe distance. Jaune looked around confused.
"Who, Me?" Jaune and Bleiss glanced at his crown. "It's just an eating contest. Is it a crime to eat?"
"The way you do, it should be." Winter quipped.
"Let's take him out before he can power-up his robot of destruction."
""Right!"" everyone exclaimed snapping into new poses. Winter stepped forward to defuse the situation.
"Obviously there has been… some kind of mistake. We're not"
Argo cut Winter off before she could finish.
"Enough. You won't find us as easily defeated as the rest of this planet." Argo and Mac jumped towards Winter as she drew her sword and kept both in her sights. Mac tried to deliver a flying kick but Winter read the move all to easily with the exaggerated movements. Jumping slightly back Winter almost forgot about Argo as he threw a punch missing the Specialist. Winter ducked low sweeping Mac's feet out from under him then rising high she delivered a roundhouse kick to Argo's helmet. Mac rose back to his feet.
"She's not bad for a human."
"How's this for not bad." Winter quipped using the guard of her sword as a knuckle-duster. Argo saw his chance to attack and took it, only for a bronze shield to blindside him. Looking up to his new foe, he spotted the champion of Mistral removing her disguise, summon back her shield and ready for the next bout.
Oscar shot his foot backwards, opening a compartment in Mrgas foot, housing a few tools including a large wrench Oscar now held as the S-Force charged. Oscar broke off to the side with Jaune as the two squared off against the opposing 'Big buddy, Little Buddy'. Oscar blocked rapid punches from Jax with broadside of the wrench. Jax stepped back before kicking out and launching Oscar into a hotdog stand, shaking off the hit Oscar was about to jump out before you spot something else that might help.
When Oscar didn't come out Jax went in seeing Oscar with his back facing him. Jax spun the boy around. Oscar opened his mouth revealing chewed up bits of hotdog with mustard and ketchup splashed here and there. Jax covered his mouth feeling he was about to puke before a wrench collided with the side of his head, sending him flying back near Jaune.
"Okay big guy, I'm taking you down!" Sloen exclaimed
Jaune rubbed his noticeably smaller stomach.
"Who you calling big?" Jaune and Sloen charged each other before throwing their bellies into it and bouncing off each other. Jaune was shocked that under all that fat the guy actually had muscle like himself. Jaune got to his feet when Sloen charged once more, this time with a punch Jaune ducked before rising up with his own.
"Shiryuken!" Jaune knocked Sloen off his feet. Bleiss stood to the side enjoying the sight of Jaune fighting off someone she found attractive, not as attractive as Jaune mind you, it felt like he was fighting for her. She would have enjoyed the moment if not for some PINK BITCH!
"You would do well to keep your eyes off of other's men." Duchess lashed out with a kick that met the head of a Beowulf, with the Schnee crest, before the head caved in underfoot.
"You dress like a preppy thot but you do have good taste in meat." Bleiss created platforms and speed Glyphs around Duchess. As she zoomed around Bleiss lined Duchess with cuts before kicking her aside.
Before more fighting could continue, the sound of Mrgas turning over interrupted everyone. The giant robot coming to life after sounds of fighting was all the civilians needed to start evacuations into the underground bunkers.
"He's activated his death machine." Mac stated the obvious.
"Quick, to the Zorps." Argo commanded his team. In a flash they were gone.
"Where'd they go? This was just about to get fun." Jaune asked the four others in his car…4!? Jaune did a double take at the redhead giving him bedroom eyes.
"Who are you?" Jaune asked the champion sitting right behind him.
"Your #1 fan!" Pyrrha exclaimed before pulling out a fist sized bolt head. "Would you mind signing the first bolt you lost in the 'Bash Fest'?"
"Hey! Hands to yourself thot." Bleiss commanded forcing Pyrrha switch places with her, so now Pyrrha sat behind Winter as Bleiss wrapped her arms around an uncomfortable looking Jaune. All the while Oscar relaxed in the middle with an easy smile from the things he has just seen.
"Stay vigilant, Jaune. Something tells me this isn't over." Winter urged.
Five streaks of light shined down revealing mechanized animals each the same color and animal as worn by their respective pilots.
"Your foul weapon of terror is no match for our Zorps." Argo opened a comm-link to Mrgas.
"Now to show you how S-Force deals with scum like you." Mac chimed in.
"(Untranslatable)" Jax growled
"That's right Jax, only we won't be so nice." Duchess added on.
"S-Force engage Zorp power." Argo commanded.
"Power" Mac
"Zorps" Duchess
"Are" Sloen
"(You get it) Go" Jax
Jaune, Oscar, Bleiss and oddly Winter tried to fight back the chuckles and laughter but the longer they looked at the robots the harder it was to fight. Jaune was the first to break.
"Winter… call Ironwood… I have the perfect ideas for the Ace-Ops mechs." That was Winter's own breaking point creating a chain reaction so strong even Pyrrha was laughing and she didn't even know why, those Zorps look intimidating.
"What the fuck is a Zorp?!" Bleiss asked between her laughs.
Mrgas stooped low before backhanding the group of robots into a pile.
"Damn babe! Did they owe you money?" Jaune ignored her as he dusted his hands of with Mrgas imitating the motion.
"Piece of cake. Ooh, I could go for some cake, or some ice-cream, or some ice-cream cake!"
"Are you serious?" Winter asked glaring at Jaune from the corner of her eye. Argo established another connection.
"It's not over yet villain, prepare for defeat. From the Super-Ultra-Dimensional-Magno-Extreme-Power-Zorp." Came the long winded command.
"What's a super-dimesi…Whatever the hell he said?" Bleiss asked.
"Basically, that." Pyrrha pointed to robot configuration now standing across from them. The red eagle had just formed the head when they noticed the size difference. "You just had to ask."
"We are the ultimate force for good throughout the galaxy, we have never been defeated."
"I never gave Jaune a BJ but like that, there's a first time for everything!"
"(Gibberish)" Jax snapped back.
"What the hell did that thing just say!?"
"Here comes your translation." Argo prepared the arms to fire a beam that made Mrgas stumble back.
"Woah, for a bunch fancy pants wimps, they hit pretty hard." Jaune stated after correcting Mrgas balance. S-Bot jumped high into the air with a drop kick, Jaune easily sidestepped the assault before backing Mrgas out of range.
"Give up foul beast. There is no way you can stand against us."
"Look, I don't want to fight you guys, I just want to go home and eat a bucket of rocky road ice-cream."
"Glad to oblige," S-Bot picked up half a basketball court before chucking it into Mrgas chest, sending the blue giant crashing into a music store.
"Fine! You don't want to listen? We'll settle this the old fashioned way." Jaune stated revving the engines. Bleiss could feel the vibrations do wondrous things to her.
"I love the old fashioned way." She purred, as everyone buckled in.
Mrgas grabbed the giant prop guitar swinging with a mighty heave at S-Force and breaking the item. As his friends cheered S-Force got back to it feet before both robots activated their jets and collided in the air, both where thrown back from the impact. Jaune growled in frustration.
"Your delaying tactics won't work, Good will triumph." Argo taunted.
"Jaune, are you sure you never did anything to them?" Winter grilled the mechanic.
"I never did anything. Did I?" Jaune asked Bleiss, she pulled out her scroll.
"According to my stalking records, no."
"Not to us." Argo began to explain showing video of Mrgas crashing through the city as he fought the Brother Gods, all of course taken out of context. "But we saw how you were terrorizing this primitive world. The S-Force came here to stop your evil reign of destruction.
"Woah ~ho~ho, can I get a tape of this for my nephew?" Before what he was seeing clicked in his mind. "Wait, am I the bad guy?"
"Those videos have been tampered with to ma," Jaune cut Winter off.
"Hold on, I'm a good guy. That fight just got out hand." He tried to plea.
"Don't be so modest." A voice rang out from above.
"Oh no, Ender" Sloen stated as a shadow passed over Mrgas. Jaune caught sight of a sleek black and red giant robot.
"Or mortal enemy and threat to intergalactic peace." Argo expositioned. "I should have guessed that you have joined him. Does your evil know no bounds?"
"I don't even know him." Jaune tried to plea once more. "AND I TOLD YOU I AIN'T EVIL!" Jaune began to bash his fist on the dash for emphasis. "I'm. the. Good. guy!" He accidentally activated the drill missiles in the fingers of Mrgas destroying the S-Force robot. Bleiss knows there's a joke somewhere there but it's too easy.
"Well, if they had any doubts before." Winter couldn't finish that thought.
"Well done,Partner." Ender congratulated as he applauded. "Excellent work. You did the one thing I could never do. A fine, fine day it is." He gloated before kicking one of the Zorps.
"The tiresome S-Force is finally defeated and out of my way. Plus, I have a new ally against the forces of good. Now we shall rule this universe together."
Grimmlands
Cinder felt a chill run down her spine, as Watts began the planning stages for a giant robot for the Queen. If Cinder didn't know better she would think someone out there with unseen power was offering total domination. This feeling can not be left to live.
"Are you done yet Watts?"
"I JUST STARTED!"
Jersey
"Woah, woah, woah, slow it down chief." Jaune said sticking his head out the window. "Who the Zorp are you?"
" I am Ender, I end things. People, planets, whole galaxies." Enders eyes swirled with madness, everyone in the car could literally see.
"Righ~t?" Jaune replied scratching his head. "And what are you talking about?"
"The final stopping block in my bid for world domination has always been the S-Force."
"Pfft, those guys." Bleiss taunted as Ender continued.
"But now I am free to conquer and destroy, or destroy and conquer, or better yet simply just destroy." Jaune looked to his friends as made the motion for a screwball. Ender placed his hand on Mrgas shoulder.
"We knew you had to be in league with Ender." Duchess groused. Mrgas knocked Enders arm away.
"The only league I'm in, is the Jersey City Bowling League and we ain't no threat to the universe."
"Not even the other teams." Winter dug.
"But the shirts are nice." Jaune tried to defend. Ender simply smiled as he continued with his sales pitch.
"Think of it. Together we will be unstoppable, the very foundation of time and space will tremble at our approach." Jaune wanted to say 'It kinda already does.' Either Ender is unaware of the gods that were defeated or he just didn't care.
"Nuh-uh, I'm a hero. I defend my world, it's who I am and what I do." Ender looked around the falling buildings of Jersey.
"So I see. You can drop the act now. I need an obvious evil like you to conquer this galaxy."
"Sorry pal, not interested." Jaune dismissed adjusting one of his mirrors.
"Hmm, a pity but if you won't join me in conquest then join the S-Force in complete destruction."
"Great, all this talking was giving me a headache anyways, now I'm gonna prove" Ender did not let Jaune finish as his sword struck across Mrgas chest. The blue warrior fell back from the impact. Getting back to his feet. "As I was saying I'll prove I'm the good guy. Even if I have to destroy the city to beat you into a mushy pulp!" Jaune shifted gears making MRGAS grab the top of a tall building before jumping high to stab the end into Ender.
Ender stepped back dodging the building as his sword lashed out taking a chunk of the architecture before bringing the blade into an over head swing. Mrgas caught the blade between his two hands, struggling to keep the sword at bae. Ender kicked out hitting MRGAS' chest once more. MRGAS fell through another building before landing on the pile of Zorps.
The last hit must have knocked something loose, Jaune stood Mrgas back up. This guy is a little tougher than I thought. Winter brought up the HUD as gauges and random buttons glitched.
"Main systems offline and we're down to 10% power." Mrgas computers began to spark and fizzle at random. While Ender got a good look at the humans in the car and maniacally laugh.
"You think you're bad? You ain't sh" Ender back Handed Mrgas onto the pile of robots before Jaune could finish.
"Think I'll begin my swath of universal destruction, right here." Ender gloated transforming his sword into an axe, then began to cut down any standing buildings.
Jaune began to hot-wire Mrgas, when engines wouldn't turn over and succeeded. Standing Mrgas up Jaune began typing on his computer when enough power was restored, sadly not near enough to fight.
"Jaune, what are you doing?" Winter asked.
"Hey, uh, Zorp guys. What do you think of this?" Jaune sent a file over showing them his next plan of action. Winter pulled up the HUD and looked over his plans as the others looked over her shoulder at the screen.
"This is your plan?" She questioned.
"What!" Argo cried outraged. "We'll fight Ender ourselves foul tyrant, We'll never join the likes of you."
"This is the most offensive attempt at military strategy that I've ever seen." Duchess noted, garnering a response from Bleiss.
"Bitch, have you even been in military?"
"(Pickles)"
"I don't understand either Jax." Mac gazed confusedly at the file, before his cockpit began to cave in. Mrgas is busy shoving it's foot down the rhino mech's rear, the passengers cheering as if at a monster truck rally. Winter felt a sense of satisfaction wash over her at the sight.
"Get deep in that ass!" Bleiss cried.
"We're powering up." Winter reported, checking the condition of Mrgas. "I think your insane plan might actually work." Hope colored Winters tone making Jaune smirk at the backhanded praise
"The best part is that was only the first one." Oscar said with his scroll out to record the humiliating display of Mrgas shoving it's limbs into the asses of his foes. Jaune brought up the power readout on the main display.
Low Energy
Fair Amount
Normal
Too Much!
Getting Ridiculous
ARE YOU KIDDING!?
Argo flew around Mrgas' head.
"Hold on team, I'll defe" he was caught as MRGAS used the kangaroo head to grab the red eagle and slamming it in place over the jets on it's back. S-Mrgas stood tall over the city mightily before falling over.
"Oops, forgot to compensate for the extra weight." Jaune explained hitting a button. "Here we go!" Jaune activated his new rockets and soared down the street.
Ender was just about to eat a bullhead full of tourists, that he snagged out of the air with his sword whip, when S-Mrgas arrived.
"Alright punk, put down that bullhead…or put it back up? Or whatever." Ender smirked before tossing the bullhead to Mrgas, who caught and safely set the craft near the closest entrance to an underground bunker.
"Look at what you have done to the Zorps, Insult to injury. That's just mean." Ender simplified seeing arcs of lightening spark out along S-Mrgas' body. "I knew you were bad."
"Listen chump, I was just doing my own thing when some robot riding circus freaks jumped me! And then you had show up and start bashing my town! And for some reason everyone keeps calling me the bad guy! I may not be the best guy, but I sure ain't no bad guy. Yo, S-Force, Hunters you ready?"
"No, no." Was all Argo could say as Sloen cried over his robot, like a true space version of Jaune.
The Hunters began to glow pushing more power into S-Mrgas. Jaune jumped high to avoid the opening slash Ender tried, before tackling him to the ground a panther punch was thrown, only to be dodged giving Ender the opening needed to throw S-Mrgas into more buildings. Flying towards his foe, Ender activated his sword whip, the segments wrapped around the kangaroo head only to be unwound by the spinning head, Jax could feel his lunch making another comeback.
Hitting the jets, Mrgas shoulder-checked Ender, Ender wrapped his weapons around the torso this time before using the robot to demolish several more buildings. S-Mrgas put slack in the weapon before tackling the tyrant to the ground
S-Mrgas leaned back against half of a standing building, aura fading out as Ender stood over everyone, laughing maniacally before pummeling the sitting duck. Drawing his sword once more Ender readied the final blow.
"What's this Omnicron-13 thingy?" Jaune asked seeing a new weapon on his main display.
"No, you've destabilized the wave pattern. Don't activate it." Argo commanded, only to be ignored as Jaune still activated the weapon. Both animal arms raised up shooting two different colored beams at Ender, He dodged the attack by the skin of his teeth as it hit harmlessly and detonated a priceless art museum.
"Ha, you missed." The tyrant gloated.
"Oh no, that's our ultimate weapon." Argo is disheartened at not only Jaune's failure but his own.
"Not to impressive for an ultimate weapon." Winter said under her breath as she and Jaune shared a look. Ender readied his sword once more.
"It's over. I will now smear your remains all over" Ender stopped as his sword and surrounding debris was being pulled into a dark rift in the sky. Winter ran a quick scan of the anomaly.
"Jaune, you just opened a matter antimatter rift." She said reading off the information.
"Is that bad?" Pyrrha asked.
"He's doomed us all!" Ender began to panic as everyone fought the pull. "Not only this world but this entire universe." Ender began to smile widely as he let himself be pulled into the void. "I knew you were evil, but I had no idea." Were the last words anyone heard from him.
S-Mrgas struggled to stay planted on the ground, fighting off the drag.
"How do we stop it?" Jaune asked desperately. Winter read a bit further before closing the HUD.
"You don't. It just keeps eating until it consumes everything." Was the solemn response. That gave Jaune another stupid idea.
"Eating, huh? I know a thing or two about eating, especially over eating. The trick is pacing, if you don't do that, you'll end up like Pyrrha." Jaune joked at the end as he hit the buttons to activate the 'Omicron-13'. Jaune created another rift and long after the two began to grow smaller and smaller out of existence until finally disappearing. S-force established another link, actually looking happy since their arrival.
"Amazing tactic. One rift ate the other." Argo
"And they canceled each other out." Duchess
"You even defeated Ender and saved the universe." Mac
Jax giggled until he felt his Zorp tilt with Mrgas and Jaune dusting off their hands.
"Now, who's up for some ice-cream?" Jaune asked before the kangaroo Zorp fell off Mrgas arm. Everyone began to laugh at the foolishness of it.
Argus
Jaune rested his fourth 'Lord of The Large Pants' crown on his sister's fireplace. He, Winter, and Bleiss are passing through, heading too Atlas until Jersey gets rebuilt…again.
"I wonder what the S-Force is up to?" Winter asked randomly.
"Those guys weren't so bad. You know, for a bunch of goody-goody alien dorks." Jaune said with a shrug.
"I always knew you were a good guy Jaune." Bleiss complimented as she played with Adrian. "You did just save the universe."
"Again." Jaune added with a roll of his eyes joining Bleiss in her escapades. "Thank you very much, and I gave S-Force a few pointers before they left."
"I gave a few to Duchess." Bleiss chimed.
"Oh no." Winter facepalmed at the news.
S-Force HQ
"Let's see who can eat the most space burgers." Mac challenged his friends.
"Count me in. That work out regimen Jaune gave me has me hungrier than usual." Sloen accepted looking slightly thinner. The two shared a fist bump and rock hands.
"Jaune was right, these video games rock the house." Argo said from the floor as he and Jax played on the main screen. Duchess' Zorp demolished one of the walls as it walked through with its new paint job. Sloen was the only one to look over and was floored when the cockpit opened. Duchess stepped out in white and pink lingerie, she rushed over to him before picking him up and throwing the heavyset guy in her pink panther before jumping in after him.
Targon wept quietly to himself seeing his team act in such a way.
"Where did I go wrong?"