I am burning the candle at both ends on my half. I'm updating this, My Resident Evil Crossover and then I work on the final leg in the Car/KP universe, and I just got an awesome Crossover Idea that will hopefully evolve into another great KP story.
The Car vs. Car action we have all been waiting for is almost upon us, so get ready for some fight scenes.
Special Thanks to: PJ, Jerry Unipeq, jak4, surfrost, whitem, Bugleader, John Chubb, art3743, and SM for reviewing.
Kim Possible: The Cars Strike Back
Chapter 7
Heading on Home, with a new Weapon
Kim woke up early the next morning; sunlight crept through the blinds on the windows of Drakken's spare bedroom where she and Ron bunked for the past week.
Kim looked across the room, where Ron was sleeping in the other bed. Rufus curled up on the nightstand next to him.
Today was the big day; they planned on heading back to Middleton with Christine and teach the Car a lesson.
Nobody messes with a Possible
Kim lay back in her bed, glancing at the alarm clock on her right.
7:21 AM
In another 9 minutes she would wake Ron and they could be on their way to fight evil with evil.
Kim rose from the bed and started to stretch; unaware that Ron was up and sly fully watching her from his bed.
Ron lay there watching Kim's form go through various stretches, smiling as he saw her reach for her tows.
"Up yet Ron?" Kim asked as she looked at Ron between her legs.
"What? Aw, how did you know?" Ron sighed as he kicked the sheets off the bed.
"I figured you couldn't resist watching my stretch for you" Kim said with a playful smile.
Ron smiled back,
"You know me all to well KP" Ron said as he got out of bed, stretching his arms.
"Of course I do Ron" Kim said turning towards him.
He wrapped his arms around her and gave her a wonderful good morning kiss.
"Mm, I like this wake up call" Kim said.
"It would be better if you didn't have morning breath" Ron said as he pulled away and made an awkward face.
"Ron!" Kim said slightly annoyed.
"Well, you do!" Ron protested.
"Ok, for that no after breakfast kiss" Kim said, placing her hands on her hips.
Ron crossed his arms,
"Really, I think that is punishing you more than it's punishing me" Ron said.
Before Kim could say anything Ron went to the bathroom to brush up, leaving Kim with her thoughts.
He is so right
Kim sat on Ron's bed when Rufus woke up; she rubbed him behind the head.
"All yours Kim" Ron said as he stepped out of the bathroom.
Kim went and brushed up and got dressed. She and Ron then went down to the kitchen area, where Shego, Ed, and Drakken were already waiting.
Being that they were all arch foes (only one was the actual arch foe, the other was a B class villain) breakfast with them has usually been remarkably quiet, and really awkward for all of them.
"Morning Villains" Ron said cheerfully.
"Huh? Oh, morning what'syourname" Drakken said.
"Dude, it's Ron, Ron Stoppable" Ron said, still annoyed that Drakken still hasn't gotten his name right.
"Morning Princess, Stoppable" Shego said, not looking up from the magazine she was reading.
"Yo, Blonde dude, Red" Motor Ed said as he shoved a forkful of pancakes into his mouth.
"Can you stop with calling me Red?" Kim said as she and Ron sat at the table.
"Seriously?" Ed asked.
"Seriously" Kim said flatly.
"Can you stop saying seriously all the time?" Shego said tossing the magazine to the ground.
"Seriously?" Ed, Kim and Ron said simultaneously.
"Argh!" Shego said as she slammed her fists into the table.
"Shego! Be nice! This is the last day we are burdened with our arch foe, and hopefully the end of us being dogged by a Car possessed by the right hand of the Devil" Drakken said as he placed the final plates of breakfast on the table.
Rufus scampered out of Ron's pocket and over to a plate with breakfast food.
"Mmn, Breakfast" Rufus squeaked before he dove into the pile of eggs and bacon.
"So, are you three going to stay out of trouble till we get this evil car out of the way?" Kim asked as she ate a piece of bacon.
"Hm, more than likely. I'd really hate to go out to steal something only to have that Car show up." Drakken said.
"Tell me about it, dealing with that Car is more problematic than if Princess shows up to stop you" Shego said, sipping from her cup of coffee.
"Thanks for that vote of confidence Shego" Kim said.
"I'm just glad that you're taking that Car with you, thing has been giving me the creeps since it came here with you." Shego said, casting a nervous glance over to where Christine sat.
"Yeah, tell me about it. I really am not comfortable with that Car coming with us, but it's the only way we are going to stop that other Car from killing us all." Kim said.
"Now, I'm sure that Christine is not going to be that bad guys" Ron said.
"Optimistic, isn't he?" Shego asked.
"You have no idea" Kim said.
1 Hour Later
"Got all your things Ron?" Kim asked as she placed her things in the trunk of Christine.
"Yep KP, everything's all packed up" Ron said as he slipped behind Christine's wheel.
Kim slammed the trunk closed and slid into the passenger seat.
"You guys all set?" Shego asked as she hovered over the button for the garage door.
"All set Shego" Kim called out.
"Good." Shego said as she slammed the button down.
"Ready Ron?" Kim asked.
"Ready, you ready Kim?" Ron asked.
"All set, you ready Christine?" Kim asked.
"Kim, I was born ready" Christine said dryly.
"Here we go" Ron said as he turned the key.
Christine rumbled to life, and her radio came on.
I love you like I do
Dun Dun Dun Dun Daaaa
I Love you
Kim quickly switched the radio off, she was not going to let Christine try and seduce her Ron through some 50's rock song.
"Hey!" Christine protested.
"We are so not listening to anything that old" Kim said crossing her arms.
"Ron?" Christine asked.
"Sorry Christine, I kind of agree with Kim on this one" Ron said, slightly mystified by what happened.
"Fine, you pick a station then" Christine huffed, obviously defeated.
Kim smiled.
"Good, lets get something a little more to Ron's taste" Kim said as she played with the tuning knob on Christine's radio.
She came across a familiar tune that she knew Ron would like, and would probably horrify Christine. The Naked Mole Rap.
"Badical KP! They're playing my song!" Ron said.
"BooYah!" Rufus said from the dashboard.
Christine remained silent.
"Come on Ron that Car isn't going to destroy itself now" Kim said motioning to her watch.
"Right Kim lets go" Ron said as he put Christine into Drive.
The group drove out of the lair and headed for the interstate, it would take them roughly 4 hours to get back to Middleton, depending on traffic.
"How am I doing Ron?" Christine asked as they got onto the interstate.
"Doing fine Christine, let's see how well your pickup is" Ron said as a slight grin appeared on his face.
"Pickup?" Kim and Rufus asked
"Oh, I think you'll like this" Christine said.
Kim glanced at Rufus, who shrugged his shoulders in confusion.
"Here we go!" Ron said as he planted his foot to the floor.
Christine lurched back as a surge of power came, pinning Kim back into her seat. Rufus struggled to hang on to the dashboard as the sound of Christine's engine drowned out the radio.
Why, why didn't we install seatbelts in here!
Kim glanced nervously at the speedometer, seeing their speed climbing out of the expensive ticket zone and going into the 'going to jail' zone.
"Ron, I think this is fast enough now slow down!" Kim said as she saw the scenery and other vehicles blur by them.
"No way! Ron keep it coming!" Christine argued, obviously enjoying watching Kim squirm in her seat.
"Ron Listen to me, SLOW DOWN!" Kim said watching the speedometer reach 140 miles per hour.
Kim felt the forward momentum that kept her pinned in the seat start to let up. She glanced out the windows and saw the scenery start to become visible again.
Ron was slowing down.
Kim and Rufus both let out a sigh of relief as they reached legal cruising speed.
"Sorry Kim got a little carried away" Ron said sheepishly.
"Ron, just warn me the next time you do that ok?" Kim said.
"Sure thing KP"
Beep beep be beep
Kim pulled the Kimmunicator out of her pocket and turned to the screen.
"What's the sitch Wade?"
"Hey Kim, just checking to see if you guys are on the road yet" Wade said.
"Yeah, we are on our way. Any new information about the Car?" Kim asked.
"Nothing Kim, not since it attacked the line three days ago. Simms is still adding to the casualties however." Wade said.
"What is the current toll at?" Ron asked.
"1tank, 1 helicopter, 3 humvees, and 45 troops all lost in action. Another 50 or so are wounded." Wade said.
"How is Simms and Dr. Director holding up?" Kim asked.
"Not too well I'm afraid. Simms is still shell shocked from that night and Dr. Director has been put in control of all operations till Simms is back to 100" Wade said.
"We'll be there in a few hours Wade, keep us informed with any new information" Kim said before shoving the Kimmunicator back into her pocket.
"Don't worry Kim, we'll get him" Ron said reassuringly, Rufus nodded in agreement.
"I hope so Ron, I hope so"
The Car ran slow circles around the abandoned camp site.
Since its attack on the defensive line three nights ago, the Car decided that returning to the lair was not the best choice as the Computer Genius Wade probably had another team waiting for him there.
While the Car was positive that it could take whoever was waiting there out, he didn't want to bore himself too early and figured having them suffer through the unknown whereabouts of his location would make them even more paranoid.
I also need to bide my time till that 'secret weapon' arrives back here.
The Car also used its time in the abandoned camp to try and figure out just what the secret weapon was. And he was pretty sure he had his answer.
There is no other choice, it has to be her.
The Car stopped circling the Camp.
I'll be waiting for you, Christine.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bababababaaaaaaaaaaa!
It was 5pm when Ron, Kim, Rufus and Christine finally showed up back in Middleton where they were greeted by a Military Checkpoint.
A soldier approached the group.
"Evening folks" The soldier said.
"Evening Sir" Kim and Ron said.
"Evening" Rufus squeaked, causing the soldier to glance awkwardly at the naked mole rat.
"Evening Soldier" Christine said in a husky voice.
"Who was that?" the soldier asked.
"Oh, that was just the car. She's a kidder" Ron said nervously.
"Have you been drinking sir?" The soldier asked.
"No, no I'm not old enough. My name is Ron Stoppable, and this here is Kim Possible" Ron said, hooking a thumb in Kim's direction.
"You two have ID?" the Soldier asked.
"Sure do" Ron said as he handed the soldier his and Kim's ID.
"Be back in a second" The soldier said before he headed to the parked Humvee.
"Christine what was that?" Ron asked.
"Just playing along Ronnie" she said, trying to sound sad.
Kim rolled her eyes.
"Ok, you guys are cleared for entrance." The soldier said returning the IDs.
"Thank you sir" Ron said.
"Good luck out there" The soldier said saluting the couple.
"Back at you, Big Boy" Christine said.
"Oh man! Look at the time!" Ron said as he glanced at his wrist, there was no watch there.
"We gotta go!" Ron said as he slammed his foot on the accelerator.
The group sped off down into Middleton.
A little short I know, just haven't been up to updating in a while. Next chapter should be up within a couple of days, just a FYI.
Happy New Year!