It's kind of ironic how a once sound story line becomes very vague after sitting in my head for so long. That's what I get fort not getting on this story sooner, oh well. Let's just pray that it comes back to me.

I just remembered what that's called! WRITERS BLOCK! DAMMIT!

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Kim Possible: The Cars Strike Back

Chapter 8

Back at Home

Ron drove down the deserted main street and pulled Christine into the parking lot of the police station.

Kim suggested that they stop in on Dr. Director for an update on the situation, which Ron agreed with.

Dr. Director was waiting for them in the parking lot and knelt down beside the car as they stopped in the lot.

"Ron, Kim, It's good to have you back" Dr. Director said.

"Aren't you forgetting someone Pirate?" A rather annoyed Christine asked.

Kim and Ron winced as Christine made her comment.

Dr. Director just stood there.

"I address people, not cars" Dr. Director said coldly.

"Ouch, one for you" Christine said.

"Well, at least she has a sense of humor, I think" Ron said nervously.

Dr. Director and Kim just glared at him.

"What's the sitch?" Kim asked.

"I'm afraid we don't have much to more to report. We haven't seen the car since it attacked three days ago; however we have been finding bodies piling up since then." Dr. Director said grimly.

"Huh, sounds just like him" Christine said.

"You know this Car?" Kim asked.

"I am a demon after all Kim" Christine said sternly.

"Point taken, what do you know on this so called 'Trinity'?" Kim asked.

"Ah, well Trinity liked to do things the dark way. Really big into torture and making people suffer for his own enjoyment, I believe you said that the General was receiving a psychic evaluation because of the incident at the line right?" Christine asked.

"Yes, that is correct" Dr. Director said.

"Seems to me that Trinity is now using his strange ability to talk to play with someone's mind before he plans on killing them, just his style" Christine said with a certain determination in her voice.

"Wait, you're saying it likes toying with people?" Ron asked.

"Yeah, pretty much" Christine said.

"I was afraid of that" Kim said.

"This is worse than we figured, can Christine really stop him?" Dr. Director asked.

"That has yet to be seen, we are talking about a regular class demon possessed car going against the right hand of the devil. Believe me it will be an epic fight" Christine said.

"Anything else Dr. Director?" Kim asked.

"That's all we have Kim, we'll have someone contact you when we spot The Car again" Dr. Director said, rising from her kneeling position beside Christine.

"Thanks Dr. Director" Kim said before turning to Ron.

"I guess it's to your house now Ron" Kim said.

"Not so fast KP, in order to celebrate our return to Middleton we have to make a detour to a very special place" Ron said.

"Special Place?" Kim and Christine asked simultaneously.

"Jinx! You owe me a soda!" Kim said immediately after.

"I what?" Christine asked confused.

"Its standard practice when Kim and I say something at the same time, the first one to say Jinx has the other buys them a soda" Ron said.

"Ah Huh" Rufus squeaked.

Ron sighed, "I still have never won in those"

"True" Rufus said.

"Um, Kim. In case you haven't noticed, I'm a car. How am I supposed to buy you a soda? I don't have any money either. So no soda for you" Christine said defiantly.

"We can work something out" Kim said proudly.

"Like what?"

Kim blushed "Like allowing Ron and I some make out time in your back seat.

Now it was Ron who was blushing as he moved his finger around his jersey collar.

Christine grumbled, if she was able to she would be staring daggers into Kim by now.

"Well?" Kim asked, trying not to smile.

"Well what?" Christine said angrily.

"We have a deal?" Kim asked.

Christine huffed, but managed to say "Fine" barely audible.

"Good, now Ron what was this special place again?" Kim asked.

"Duh, Kim. Bueno Nacho, I got a craving for a Naco!" Ron said rubbing his hands together.

"Wahoo!" Rufus shouted.

Kim rolled her eyes, although she wouldn't admit it but she was secretly glad he said it. A week without their daily Tex Mex food had given her an apatite for the stuff.

"Fine with me Ron, lets go. But this time, lets do drive through" Kim said.

"Badical KP, off to Bueno Nacho!" Ron said as he pulled Christine out of the lot and towards Bueno Nacho.


Wade was busy on his computer trying his best to pick up the Car's trail again. Like he suspected, after the attack on the line the tracer link died and the Car disappeared again.

It couldn't go back to its previous lair hangout again though as GJ and the National Guard had a small battalion set up there.

Where could he go?

Wade started to run scans on various abandoned places that the Car could go and hide in, but so far he was pulling up nothing.

Suddenly his screens all went blank.

"What the-? Oh not again" Wade said to himself.

"Yes again Wade, what are you growing annoyed of me?" The Car's voice boomed through Wades speakers.

"Of course I'm getting annoyed of you. I like every other person in this damned city wants you gone" Wade said bluntly.

"Oo, Harsh Mr. Load. Just for that you won't receive the same VIP treatment your friends will when we are in Hell" the Car said.

"Whatever, our secret weapon is now here so your time on this world is running out" Wade said coolly.

Wade knew he really shouldn't reveal that Kim and Ron are back in town but he did love the chance to shut the Car up.

"Oh, I already knew they were Wade. And I know who your secret weapon is, and I have to thank you for that"

"Thank me for what?"

"Come off it Wade, your secret weapon is the other Demon that went AWOL over 50 years ago. Now that you somehow managed to get her on your side it will make destroying her so much more pleasurable"

"You're both demons from hell, I doubt it will be that easy" Wade said.

"Well, it won't be. For your side anyway" The Car said with a chuckle.

"What do you mean?" Wade said, getting slightly worried.

"You said it yourself, we're both demons from hell. Do you really think you actually have her wrapped around your finger to do your bidding? She wants to kill just as bad as I do, she just doesn't realize it"

"But I though you would enjoy destroying her?" Wade said.

"Oh I did, I just never planned on telling her that till after all of you are gone. Really Wade, for a 12 year old Genius you don't have a Damned clue as to what I'm capable of do you?"

Wade sat in silence

"Didn't think so, well Wade it's been fun. It should please you to know that your time on this earth is running out, after I deal with your partners I will deal with you. Oh and good luck in finding out where I am" The car said as it started laughing.

The transmission cut off and Wade's monitors came back to life.

Wade sat there in silence, contemplating what he just heard.

No, he's wrong. Kim, Ron and Christine will get him

Wade reassured himself before he started back on tracking the Car.

Then why don't I believe it?


Kim and Ron sat in the parking lot of Bueno Nacho after they got their orders from the drive through.

"Ah, it feels good to eat a Naco again" Ron said as he took a bite from his Naco.

Rufus dove into a stack of Nachos and started eating.

Kim had her chimerito while she watched Ron out of the corner of her eye.

Still a pig, but that's why I like him

"I think I'm going to be sick" Christine said.

"Oh come on Christine, nothing is better than Bueno Nacho" Ron said as he burped.

"RON!" Kim said

"Sorry KP, old habits die hard I guess" Ron said.

"I can't stand this smell, and don't you even think of spilling any of that on my upholstery!" Christine said.

"Hey, no harm. In fact, I'll run in now and grab some more napkins, and probably get some more nachos for Rufus" Ron said as he eyed Rufus laying back in the empty cheese covered nacho holder sitting on Christine's dashboard.

"Good idea Ron" Kim said as Ron opened up the door.

"Be back in a flash" Ron said as he shut the door.

Now Christine had the moment she was waiting for, it was just her and Kim, and on her turf.

Christine contemplated doing the same thing she did to Arnie's girlfriend Lee when they were at the drive-in movie. But something about that didn't sit well with Christine.

Christine sensed that Ron was more attached to Kim than Arnie was with Lee, probably because they have been together since before she ever entered the picture. And if Ron came back to save Kim while she was choking to death inside of her, she might loose Ron forever, and be fed to a car shredder for what she did.

Christine figured the best way to take Kim out of the picture was when Ron wasn't anywhere near her. As for now Christine decided against her plan and would wait for the opportunity to take Kim out.

"I'm back with more napkins and another set of cheese covered nachos for Rufus" Ron said as he shut the door behind him.

"Yeah!" Rufus said as he dove into the new tray of nachos.

"So, after this we head back to your house Ron?" Christine asked.

"That's the plan" Ron said as he took another bite from his naco.

"Actually Ron, the plan's changed" Kim said as she finished her chimerito.

"Huh?" Ron asked.

"What?" Christine asked.

A smile grew on Kim's face,

"Well since Christine and I had that arrangement made, I feel we should take advantage of it" Kim said seductively.

Ron started to turn red as his eyes grew wide.

Christine growled, secretly upset that she didn't try her original plan when she had the chance.

"Ah, Kim. I-I think we, um. We should ah……probably wait….." Ron stammered.

"Till we are married?" Kim finished his sentence.

"Yeah um that's it" Ron said rubbing his neck nervously.

"We don't have to go that far Ron, but I want to make the best of the time we have" Kim said, slightly blushing.

Silence enveloped the car. The only sound heard was that of Rufus eating his nachos, completely oblivious to the conversation.

"When you put it that way we are SO THERE!" Ron said as his hand fumbled for the ignition key.


The Park

Christine sat silently in the park's parking lot, at the request of Kim and Ron she darkened her windows so no looky-loos saw what was going on inside.

I can't believe her, doing this with MY Ron! He doesn't belong to you, he is mine. I knew it when I first saw him!

Christine rocked in her parking spot while the two started their activity, which really didn't get to wild.

Rufus was napping on Christine's dashboard, still unaware of what his master and girlfriend were doing in Christine's back seat.

Christine hated this, it disgusted her. She should be in Kim's position, and not be sitting here unable to do anything.

When I get the chance you, Kim Possible will be out of the picture, permanently

Christine stopped rocking as she heard the two of them breathing heavily.

"That KP, was intense" Ron gasped.

"We should do this more often Ron" Kim said as she straightened out her shirt and pants.

Ron slid over the front seat with Kim into the driver's seat.

"Ok Christine, you can UN-darken the windows" Ron said.

Almost instantly all the windows became clear again.

"Now back to my house" Ron said as he keyed the ignition.


Stoppable Residence

Ron carefully backed Christine into the garage, which was still surprisingly clean. Ron had been on top of garage cleanliness ever since the gelatinous mass stayed there on mother's day.

"You'll be staying here while we sleep, I hope its ok" Ron said as he and Kim exited Christine.

"It's perfect Ron, I'll be on watch" Christine said.

"Have a good night Christine" Ron said as he and Kim shut the door leading into Ron's house.

Kim and Ron both headed to their rooms, with Kim's being the guest room which was adjacent to Ron's own room. They both emerged dressed for bed and headed towards the bathroom.

"That was a most productive day Kim" Ron said as he started brushing his teeth.

"Especially the short stint in the park" Kim said seductively, causing Ron to gag.

"Yeah, that was something else" Ron said.

"You think Christine was ok with that?" Ron asked after he rinsed.

"I doubt it, I just did it to show her that you are all mine" Kim said with a smile.

"Good thinking KP, but I think she is seriously tweaked by what we did back there"

"Of course she's tweaked Ron, she wants you all to herself. She shouldn't try anything to get back at me either for fear of hurting you" Kim said as they finished up in the bathroom.

"You planned all this out didn't you?" Ron said, eyeing Kim intently.

"Well, maybe just a little" Kim said grinning.

"We should get some sleep" Ron said as he came to the door to his room.

"Right." Kim said staying by his side.

"Goodnight Kim" Ron said, giving her a peck on the cheek.

"Goodnight Ron" Kim said as she slowly made her way to her room.

Ron slid into his room, shutting the door behind him and climbing into his bed, switching off the light in the process.

Ron wasn't in bed long before he heard his bedroom door slowly open and close. Then he felt someone else slip into his bed with him.

"Ah, KP" Ron said nervously

"Yes Ron?" Kim asked as she curled up next to him.

"Why are you in my bed?" Ron asked, he was starting to sweat nervously.

"I forgot my Pandaroo and I need to cuddle with something while I go to sleep" Kim said innocently.

"Um" Ron started, but Kim interjected.

"Besides, after our little make out session, I can't be without my little Ronniepoo" Kim said, still sounding innocent.

Ron was going to say something but felt Kim's arms wrap around him and felt her body press up against his.

Whatever Ron was going to protest melted away that instant. All he could think now was one word.

BooYah


Christine sat in the garage as she contemplated what she was planning to do about Kim when she sensed something coming from outside.

The wind had picked up outside and started to get violent before it died down.

He's here


The Car quietly rode down the vacant street heading towards the Stoppable residence, the garage door was open.

I'll make short work of these two, then deal with Christine and that meddlesome Wade.

The Car almost had a clean view into the garage when he heard it. He wasn't sure what it was but it definitely sounded like someone was clapping in rhythm to a song.

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmhm

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Mmm mmm mmm mm Mmh Mmh Mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmhm

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Mmm mmm mmm mm Mmh Mmh Mmh

The Car knew that song, and he knew who was behind it.

He heard the sound of a Car starting up, coming from inside the garage

Ooo ooo ooo ooo Ooo oo Ooh

Ooo ooo ooo ooo Ooo oo Ooho

Ooo ooo ooo ooo Ooo oo Ooh

Ooo ooo ooo oo Ooh Ooh Ooh

The Car then saw Christine slowly emerge from the garage, the dark night reflected in her bright red paint and black windows as she rode out onto the driveway.

Little bitty pretty one

Come on and a talka to me

Lovey-dovey lovey one

Come sit along by me

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Oha

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Ohah

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Oha

Whaa Oho Oh Oh Oh Oha Oha

Christine turned out of the driveway, facing the car.

The two were now staring at each other neither of them moving as the song continued to play.

Tell you a story

Happen long time ago

Little bitty pretty one

I've been a watching you a grow

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Oha

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Ohah

Whaa Ohoo Ohoo Oh Oh Oh Oha

Whaa Oho Oh Oh Oh Oha Oha

Little bitty pretty one

Come on and a talka to me

Lovey-dovey lovey one

Come sit along by me

The Car broke the stare by starting his engine

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmhm

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Mmm mmm mmm mm Mmh Mmh Mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmhm

Hmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmh mm mmh

Mmm mmm mmm mm Mmh Mmh Mmh

At the last verse Christine's headlights snapped on, bathing the Car in a blinding light as Christine screeched ahead, towards the Car.

The Car slammed itself into reverse and pulled a J turn before accelerating into the night with Christine right on his trail.

The Car smiled to himself, she was falling right into his trap.


There you have it, the long awaited Chapter 8, and sorry for taking so long as I've had writers block and many colorful distractions.

Longer than I usually do, but I felt it was necessary given lack of updates.

The song at the end should be familiar to those of you who actually watched the movie Christine, it's the song she was playing from when she ambushed Moochie after he was dropped off by the truck in the industrial area. The name of the song is "Little Bitty Pretty One" if anyone is interested.

Next update should hopefully be within a week, now that I hope to avoid writers block.

Read and review, and if the review is long and lengthy (Even if it isn't) you'll get a response from me! And no you can't sell them on EBay, I tried.