Hello my dear, loving fans! I'm glad to be back to writing! I'm sorry that I've been lazy and it took me a long time to get back to update, but before we get back to the story, I'd like to point out some things that I've noticed:

1.The story is indeed rushed. Kudos to Natsuko37 for pointing that out and actually making me reread my story. You get a pack of Lifesavers!

Lifesaver (not the candy): The author does not own Lifesavers in any way except having a pack that he placed it on Zero. (doesn't know that X is Zero)

X (has the pack of lifesavers on his helmet): Look at me! I can balance! (balances the pack)

Lifesaver: (blows on the candies until they lose balance and fall)

2. To the people who wanted to be in this fic and have sent me emails, could you all rewrite them for me? For some reason, my emails mysteriously vanished! I tried to get them back but, alas, I hardly know anything about computers.

3. If you meet a person like "Natt" or Lyza, just ignore them. Because nothing else pisses them off more:D

I must thank everyone who supported me in with the bad review even thought that person didn't even read my freakin' story! And I'm pretty sure he would've liked it too!

And now back to the story! W00T!1 (someone yells "N00B! in the background but I zapped him)

( 5:00 in the morning)

Axl stood over the unmoving Lifesaver for about three seconds, doing nothing but stare at him with his big green eyes, until he knelt down to poke him.

poke poke poke

Despite the pokes, the medical reploid refused to move or give any indication that he was alive for that matter. Basically, he was in stasis mode only with the cold floor substituting a recharge capsule.

But young Axl doesn't really know this because he doesn't have the privilage to be able to read what I'm typing, unlike you guys. So he pulls out a walkie that Alia let him and the guys borrow for the whole prank. "Yo, Zero!"

X's voice comes on the line after few brief seconds of static. "How's it going over there? Is he knocked out?" But since the whole body switching incident, it was really Zero speaking.

"Yeah, but why?"

"Why? Because that's what extra strength reploid tranquilizers do, my dear Axl."

"I didn't mean that. I meant to say why do we need to knock out Lifesaver?"

"Because he's been on my case ever since ... the 'incident'." Even though he and Axl were very far away from each other, Axl knew that Zero shuddered at saying of the word 'incident'.

Axl pried no further into Zero and Lifesaver's history between each other. And so won't we.

Atleast until next chapter:D

Zero came back on the line again. "And unlike Signas, he'll just take things into his matters and he wants to get me in trouble at any chance he gets. And with a prank as massive as ours, our little asses could be kicked strait out of MHHQ if any major elites found out!"

"Oh, I guess that makes sense. But what are we going to do with him? You know people are going to be supicious if they see a passed-out reploid on the ground."

"That pill will last for daaaaaaaays! We could shove in my closet til it wears off. No, wait! We could put him in X's closet! Yeah! Why should I let that mean, old guy be in my closet!"

"But Zero? Aren't you older than him?"

"...uh..."

"...You know what I mean." Axl could of swore he heard Zero say "SILENCE!", but either had covered the mouth piece with his hand and said it, or Axl is hearing things.

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bip bip bip bip bip bip

Similtaneously, Zero and Axl push the button on the walkie-talkies that allows multiple people to talk. (a.n. Most conversations that have more than two people talking will be put into script mode to prevent confusion.)

Alia: Hey, guys! We have a problem!

X: Dr. Cain said that Signas has took a vacation for a few days.

Zero: Awwwwwww! Then what am I going to do with all these little popsicle sticks with Sigma's face glued on it?

X: I guess we're just need to delay the prank and-

Axl: Delay it! But I already sent out papers that told everybody specificaly when it was going to be!

X: As I was saying before I was interupted (mainly aimed at Axl) since the whole prank was originaly started to prove Signas that Zero and I haven't switched places, then doing it while he's gone isn't really going to prove anything.

Axl: Then how are we going to tell all hunters and readers who have been anticipating the prank for a very long time?

Alia:..Uh...(fakes static noise) Guys! I'm- (fakes it some more) breaking up! Good bye! (closes her connection)

Axl: Uh...X?

X: (Does the same thing as Alia) Axl, I'm sorry but-(does the worst static imitation here) the static's pretty bad!

Axl: (rolls eyes and anime-style sweat drops.) If you don't want to help me, you don't have to lie about it.

X:Got to go! (closes connection)

Axl: Wait X! Oh, darn it. I guess it's only you and me now, huh Zero? ...Zero?

(Unknown to anybody at the time, Zero closed his connection a long time ago, and was busy playing with the popsicle sticks with Sigma's face glued on it.)

Zero:(picks up a barbie doll and does a girl's voice imitation which sounded pretty good because X really did have a high-pitch voice.)

Why do you do all these mean things Sigma?

(picks up the stick with Sigma's face on it. These pics were taken by Dynamo with enough persuation by Robb specificaly for the prank, so these pics are all of Sigma's face looking funny. The one Zero picked up happened to be when Sigma found out that someone (Double) ate the last doughnut so he looked very sad with a tear in one eye.)

Zero:(Sigma voice) I'm just lonely...

Axl: Damn.

(Going to switch out of script format now)

So now, young Axl, not knowing what to do next, is going to start his next journey. Trying to carry a reploid that's about two times bigger than him. He grabbed the other reploid's arm and attempted to pull him out of the room. But to Axl's surprise, Lifesaver was extremely heavy! So while still holding his arms, Axl leaned back in a attempt to move Lifesaver by at least an inch.

That only caused his feet to slide and land him on his tush.

Ouch.

And then Axl got one of those light thingies appear over a person's head when they get an idea like in the cartoons.

What were they called again? ...

... Oh yeah... Light bulbs...

Axl decided to push Lifesaver out of the room. But that didn't even work! Axl felt weak because he thought about what X had told him when ever he wanted to be a hunter, which really did sound pretty mean when you think about it.. Relunctantly, he pulled out a cell phone and called one person who could him out in a situation like this.

After finishing his call, (a.n. I'm rushing on this update so barely enough time to write a phone conversation. And if you don't believe that, then let's just say I'm lazy.) Axl waited for his mystery savior to come and, what else, save him from this dilemma.

But suddenly...!

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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFREAKIN'BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

The wall that had faced the outside was now gone. Lifesaver only snored loudly at this. As Axl, shaking, quivering, and on the verge of wetting himself, waited for the dust and rubble to settle, his thoughts went wild with many questions. Is there another maverick attack! Why haven't the alarms gone off!

Then he saw a shadowy figure in the dust.

Shit.

Atleast that's one of the two things that Axl thought when he saw it. The other one was 'OMG! Is that Vile!'. But as the dust settled,

Axl saw who it was and blushed red in anger.

Robb.

Now Axl wasn't mad that Robb was here. He was mad at how he got here. Blowing up a fricken' wall! What the heck's his problem! But Axl had every right to be angry.

He pissed himself. ... A little...

Eww!

But know when you looked at Robb, he did look pretty drunk. "Heya there Axl boy. Where'z the guy ya neeeededd mee to pick up?"

Axl pointed underneath Robb.

Because Robb was standing on Lifesaver. And Lifesaver looked pretty content with this. Even though he was sleeping.

Robb didn't get off though. He, being the drunken hick he is, pulled on Lifesaver's arms, thinking that would pick him up. But no, how wrong he was. Since Lifesaver was under him, Robb fell down.

A Drunk's logic. Gotta love it.

So Robb fell down on Lifesaver, and then got up to see Axl with one hand on his face in fustration. "Yo Axl! What's with this guy? He's so... so...-" Robb nearly passed out there, but he managed to regain his consciousness. "-slippery."

"Robb," Axl smelt the alchohol radiating, off of Robb's body. "how much did you drink? And how did you manage to get here with out any here arial vehicles and blow up the wall?"

Robb looked at Axl uncomprehendingly for a while until he started to count with his fingers. And then he stopped for a while to recount them. "Oops! Ran out of fingers!" He laughed.

But Axl did not.

"Could you please answer the darn question!" Axl would've said 'Damn' but X was starting to rub off on him.

"Okaaaaaaaaaaay:D Weeeeeell you see, I think the (hic) bartender said "20 cases! OMFG!" before kicking me out of there. I don't know why everyone acts that way when you drink one (hic) of the strongest whiskeys out there. It's weird I swear. But anywaaaaaaaaa(hic)aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, when I got here, the freakin stairs had this one giant step on it. Took me while to get here."

Robb lunged at Axl all crying and stuff. "I'M SORRY! I'm a good for nothin' !"

But Axl, being used to his friend's drunk behavior, didn't really think much of it. "But we don't have stairs on the outside."

Robb, completely ignoring Axl and his crying rampage, turned all happy-like. "Ohhhhhh! I juz thought I waz out of shape! Let me tell ya sumthin' Axl boiy! That there first step's a doozy! And the thing is, them people who was buildin' this place, they didn't even put a freakin door when you get all they freakin way up the stairs! (hic) Why I oughtta..." This time Robb actually passed out.

Suddenly Lifesaver started talking in his sleep. "How will young young Axl find a way to pick up a reploid that's two times bigger than him? What about Robb and his drinking problem?-"

X: Oh, about that. I'm taking him to Alcholics anonymous.

Robb: (wakes up) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lifesaver: (still sleeptalking in a very narrating voice) Stay tuned for the episode of...!

Axl: (has no idea what's going on and is shocked) WTF!

(meanwhile in some abandoned warehouse)

Signas (is tied up to a pole): Help! Dr. Cain has tied me up and wants to rule the world by using the Hunters! That and he says that I've gone insane and fabricates story like crazy!

Dr. Cain: First thing, you complain a lot. And second thing, I was drunk when I said that. Lastly, I found a defect in your brain that causes you suspect things that aren't true. And it also causes to have strange mood swings and act just plain stupid.

Signas: Pork chop! (smiles dumbly)

Dr. Cain: Oh, joy.

PRIVATE: THIS CHAPTER STIIIIIINKSSSS! DON'T LOOK AT ME!