WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Why won't anyone be honest with me and just tell me that last chapter sucked!
Honestly, I reread it and noticed that the document manager thingie before you actually update a story with took off spacing and huge portions of the story! I think it hates me!
Robb: (comes over and slaps me so I would calm down, but then walks off.)
Before anybody asks, Signas' eyes are still blackish-blue. I got the idea from a soda machine. If it's broken, a little light on it will often turn red or orange. Just wanted to clear that up before anybody asks.
I got the inspiration to make Dr. Cain a bit like X from The MisAdventure of Megaman X And Zero by Y2K Chris Jericho. If ya haven't read it, then please do! It's awesome! (sigh) I'd like to see him write a sequel.
I'm hope that this chapter works out! But when you guys review, can you guys be brutal? In a constructive critism way, of course, if ya don't and be just plain mean, I will count it as a flame and mock you along with my cast of caracters.
Disclaimer: All materials used in this fic belong to their rightful owners. Fan-characters belong to those who asked, capcom owns original characters, I own the plot of the story, and Prjct. WAR owns Robb. Oh, the ideas I have for Robb...
Robb: Uh... Good or bad?
BTW, I never did get a chance to read those fan character requests emails. Unless you decided not to be in the story, please email me. Also, I found out why my emails were deleted. (glares at little cousin)
Little cousin: (whistling innocently)
Probably I'll put in some of my fan characters in there too. Probably... Actually yes, yes I will. And don't worry, I like Robb and I'll most likely use him some more.
Robb: Ya!
Prjct. WAR: He is? I thought I would've got him wrong or something, but hearing that makes my day:D
Shuinka: Thanks! I personally thought it did. I had different ideas that I wanted to do but my computer wouldn't let me! T-T
Hayvel: Ya. I'm not hurt or anything. : I
Even though I only got three reveiws that makes me happy knowing that people are reading! Any act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
(Now taking off where we up on last time.)
"X? What are you doing here?"
"Honestly, I thought I was only here to say something for the end of the last chapter, and then be gone to where ever I was."
"So... are you gunna help or not? Robb passed out from the lack of air when he was yelling and he was drunk to the point where I bet he couldn't even tie his own shoes. By the way, where were you all this time?"
"In the cafeteria, trying to stop Hayvel from spilling milk on Fusion's trench coat. But it was too late, because I heard someone yell 'THAT WAS MY FAVORITE!' before seeing Hayvel run off with a big smile plastered on his face and Fusion looking pretty cheesed off."
"Since when was Fusion the type to get angrily that easy? Usually takes a lot."
"Since she signed up for fighting. Now then, I'll pick up Lifesaver's arm while you pick up his legs. If we're lucky, no one will wake up despite the big, gaping hole in the wall and the loud explosion. After that, we'll go back, pick up Robb and leave him somewhere where he won't get in trouble."
"No, actually I think we should leave him here so when the security finally wakes up and goes to find out what happened, they'll find a drunk Robb with some explosives and have a pretty good idea of what happened."
"Man, our security is so bad, I'm surprised that we havn't been attacked by mavericks yet."
"Don't jinx it X!"
(At the security room)
"ACHOO!"
"Gezundheit."
"Someone's been talking about us again."
"Yep. You'd think they'd be more appreciative of us."
"Ya, atleast it's not like over there at the maverick base. I heard that they eat their own security gaurds!"
"But then, who will protect them?"
"Why do you think they lose so easily?"
"Hmm... I see."
(At the abandoned warehouse...)
Signas is still tied up but he is trying desperately to fix his messed up train of thought because he doesn't like being tied up. (Who does?) But then a spider landed on his head. And then the spider crawled down on to his face. "Hello there little spider!" Now keep in mind folks, Signas isn't really himself.
The spider crawled further down and on to his chest. "GNITSERETNI... YREV."
(A.N. I congratulate you if you can understand what the spider is saying. But then again it's so simple, that'll kick yourself if you don't get it. If you're a final fantasy fan boy or fangirl, think of the broom from the original game.)
"What is?"
"STRAP DIOLPER ELPITLUM FO TLIUB EB OT MEES UOY. EGAUGNAL REDIPS DNATSREDNU NAC OSLA OUY."
"I am? I can? I never knew that about myself. Dr.Cain was always a low budget person... Now that I think about it, I never talked to spider before. What's your name?"
"DETANRACNIER, YLIW RD. TGHIL RD, RENTRAP BAL/DNEIRF TSEB-XE YM MORF OREZ ELOTS I. OUY?"
"My name's Signas. I'm the general of the maverick hunters-."
"ERA OUY! OUY TEEM RONOH A S'TI ! SURIV DEHCTERW TAHT GNIKAM ROF ELBRROROH LEEF I!"
"Speaking of Zero, He's also a maverick hunter, ya know."
"SI EH? MIH FO DUORP OS M'I! "IH" DAIS I MIH LLET OUY NAC!"
(X and Axl had finally brought Lifesaver to X's room where Zero was waiting and Alia was no where to be found.)
"Yeah! You finally got him!" Zero said. Zero was awfully bored since there was nothing else to do with out the prank. X and Axl layed the reploid on his back on the ground while Zero looked positively giddy.
"Zero, calm down!" Axl saw a malicious grin on Zero's face and instantly knew that he had something heinous in mind when it came to an unconscious Lifesaver. "We'll just put him in the closet like you said, and nothing else, and then be on our merry way."
"SHOVE HIM IN A CLOSET!" X wasn't too happy with that idea.
But Axl's attempt to cut Zero off from doing anything was in failure because Zero jumped on top of Lifesaver pulled on his beard.
"OMG! ZERO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" X said as he watched in horror as Zero tugged and yanked at the facial hair.
"I heard the rookies say that this -tugs even harder at the beard- is a fake! What better way than to prove it!"
After what seemed like hours, but it was only a few seconds, and a startled "Yip!" coming from the still amazingly unconscious Lifesaver, the beard had finally came off. Zero held in the air and showed it to X and Axl. "See! I told you it was fake!"
It was true. The beard was glued on. But why?
Axl spoke after what seemed like eternity. "Y'know, he looks like a standard off-the-line reploid with out it. A regular Lifesaver model."
"Do you think he had a beard to have some sense of individually? Like tattoos and body peircing?"
Zero came back into the conversation with a camera and a saucy grin. "Oh this is too grand!" He adjusted just right over Lifesaver so the picture would be perfect. "Say cheese!" click! "Ok, I'm done with him now. Let's shove him in that closet, now:D"
(once again in the security room)
"Holy Shit! Look over at moniter number 6!"
"That reploid looks like he could pass out at any given moment!"
"What's he doing anyway!"
"He's cutting off our energy supply!"
The montitors suddenly black as the whole base went into darkness. Since it was only 5:00 a.m. , most of the hunters are asleep and didn't notice this. I say most of the hunters are asleep because there are some reploids on duty (I.E. The two security gaurds)
and others because they want to. (I.E. Zero, Axl, X, Alia, Hayvel, and Fusion)
"Quick! We gotta wake everyone before someone gets hurt!"
"No!"
"No! Have you gone mad!"
"If we wake everyone up and tell them that there's a zombie-ish most likely maverick reploid on the loose, they're going to panic! And then there goes our chances of ever catching the guy!"
"Then let's go!"
"HUH! What happened!" Hayvel and Fusion stopped chasing each other to assess the situation.
"A black out? That doesn't really happen often." Fusion said. "Do you think it's a maverick attack?"
"I'm not sure," Hayvel pulls out a card-gun with a flash light taped on it from seemingly no where. "But I'm not willing to find out."
Alia was riding the elevator to go meet up with the gang until the black out, spreading like ripples in a pond, finally reached her.
The elevator stopped with an ear-grating 'SCCCCRRREEEEAAAAACCCCHHH...' before coming to a complete stop.
"Alia! Are you okay!" Douglas shouted. They were the only two people on the elevator.
"Yeah. But how are we going to get out of here?"
"I have a plan but it might take a while."
Suddenly, the elevator started made another "CRREAK" noise as the support wires, the only thing holding them up and keeping them from falling, started to break.
"Uh... Douglas? I don't think we have a while..."
(Old soap opera dramatic music) Why is Lifesaver wearing a fake beard? How can Signas understand what that spider is saying! Who is the unknown intruder! Is he good or is he bad! Will our two nameless security guards be able to stop him! Why does Fusion have a trench coat!
Fusion: Do you have a problem with that?
Why does Hayvel have a card gun!
Hayvel: You got that Kaito Kid!
Will Douglas and Alia LIVE! WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL OF THIS STUFF! ... So is that good enough?
Robb: (thumbs up) It's improved, I'll tell ya that. Say, are you gunna make me the hero and rescue Alia so then she will fall in love with me?
Daydream Robb: Alia, There's something I've been meaning to tell you. I can no longer deny my feelings for you.
Daydream Alia: Oh, Robb! I feel the same way!
Daydream X: D'oh!
X/Alia Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Heads explode)
Dynamo: Maaaaaaaaaaaybe! But you'll have stay tune to find out!
Gate: Why am I here?
Robb: (is happy) DYNAMOOOOOOO!
Dynamo: (also elated) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBB!
Sigma: Can we just end this already? Before those two do anything. Blowing up stuff, drinking beer, flirting, the whole nine yards. (points at Dynamo and Robb who are talking about ways to date with Alia and staring at her ass.)
X: (jumping on Sigma's head) DIE SIGMA!
Axl: We were made by capcom, not nintendo. (thank you God!) So that won't work. (You get cookies if you get that joke)
Probabaly shortest chapter yet, but I want to see if this works. Please review! It's absolutley vital to the story!