YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY! I'm back in buisness! With a bang! Due to the good reveiws, I'm willing to say that people really liked last chapter! I'm really happy to see that readers are satisfied now!
Robb: CELEBRATE! (pulls out two kegs of beer)
Dynamo: No thanks. I'm a non-alcoholic. (sips tea)
Robb: (Gasps and then screams like a little girl)
Dynamo: Just kidding! (pulls a gigantic beer can that's half his size)
(and then they laugh drunkinly as they get intoxicated)
X: (holds up a sign that says: SAY NO TO DRUGS) We do not suggest drinking beer, taking drugs, or any thing that those two find fun. Like exploisions.
Dynamo: Wuss!
X: (ignoring Dynamo) So just say no to drugs.
Robb: (holds a can of beer) No. (but he drops it and beer can rolls away) WHAT? You're leaving me! Noooooooooooooooooo! (he's really drunk)
Dynamo: It's okay, man. There's always Alia.
Reviewers: The people that keep me writing!
Archaon: Dude! I'm not going to have a coronary! I'm extremely pleased that to see a review of such length because that's a sign that the reveiwer has really been paying attention! Yeah that's brutal enough! Actually the nintendo joke was in mario where all you have to do is jump on something's head and it dies. (They're wimps, I say! WIMPS! Unless it's because Mario breaks their necks or something)
No, Robb did not cut off the energy supply because he was already was passed out. Close but no cookie for that! But you do cookies for finding out that, yes, the spider speaking backwards is a pretty cheap thing to do, but it was better than pig-latin! LoL
BTW, If Axl could smell the amount of alchohol radiating off of Robb, then Robb is drunk enough to think that HQ's stories were stairs!
Robb: Hey! I wasn't that drunk!
Hoorah! Another person who loves the MMZ2 desert theme! But then again, who doesn't! I'm not really against Lifesaver, I'm trying to get people to see how much Zero thinks he's an ass$&$. Thank you dude for reveiwing! And OMG, YOU'RE THAT DUDE WHO WROTE Everyday stories of Casual Randomness! Dude! Keep writing!
Shuinka: Thank you! I love compliments! They're like sugar in coffee! Just wouldn't good with out it!
Shadowneko003: Not sure what albed is but I'm glad that you still reveiwing! Ya, I think I'd do that too if someone spilled milk on me.
Prjct. WAR: Huzzah! Robb and Dynamo! Those spoony bards!
Axl: More final fantasy referances?
There's more to Douglas than meet's the eye as you will see.. (FORESHADOWING ALERT) BTW, is Robb in character? Just asking ya know. Haha! Many people find the idea of a Signas talking to spider funny, but what about the spider? What does he feel? Why am I asking dumb questions?
Hayvel: I'm sorry I put that in! It's just when I think of a prankster, I think of a Kaitou Kid who has a card-gun. Like the name says, it's shoots cards. This will be pretty important to the story later on.
Dynamo: Suuuuuure... Go off and ruin the surprise why doncha?
Chelsea Hedgehog (I'm just too lazy to put type the other one's name): A person loves this fic! Yay! Actually, a cute furry hedgehog likes this fic, double yay!
Sonic: You have a thing for hedghogs?
I think I cleared that all up. Now to the story!
Zero: Finally!
Disclaimer: I still don't really own anything. So please don't sue me because I'm living off of top ramen!
Warning to all those punks out there: Because writing's hard enough, (looks at my fellow writers) and we're not even getting paid to this, but instead we write for fun, the enjoyment of others, and to make people happy. I'll take critism if it's good and constructive, but if you DARE flame me, I'll nuke you along with Grenade man, Napalm man, Robb and Dynamo who will kill you!
Zero: Somebody sent the author a mean review, but don't bother looking for it because it was already removed.
Axl: What is up with all the Lyza K. wanna be's?
BTW, I never played played MMZ4 but a friend sent me some pics, and after seeing them, I only have one thing to say. Kraft is feckin' Axl...
Axl: WHAT!
(5:30 am)
In the dark halls of HQ, it was lurking...
The very thing responsible for the black out...
With a soft gleam of a knife showing the very teeth that hold it, the assailant made it's way on all fours like the savage beast it is...
I'm going get you, X... And I'M GUNNA FUCKING KILL YOU!
With it's intent clear, the assailant made it's towards the room that the gang were at.
And now we find ourselves back with our two favorite, nameless security gaurds.
"Okay now. I got 24 floors of hunters informed, calmed down, and prepared for a possible maverick attacks. You?"
"I managed to get the rest of them except for one floor. Commander X's floor."
"Crap! That probably the main target of this attack anyway! We must hurry!"
"Right!"
(Meanwhile on the elevator...)
What a worse time for a black out.. Douglas thought to himself. The elevator could be fall at any given moment and SHIT! Some sparks managed to find a vunerable part of his armor. Douglas got back to working on opening the door with his electric torch. I might not ever get a chance to ever admit my feelings to her.. She might not even like me.. But then again, who would love a mechanic? Instead of some brave, tough, hunter?
(Sigh) I can't just give up! If I can open this thing before me and Alia plunge to our deaths, then I might get a chance to finally say it!
Fueled by his hope, Douglas' speed increased ten-fold. And he did it all with a smile, while Alia just stood there wide-eyed.
"Guys! The lights went out! Do you think that some guys might be repairing something?" Axl asked.
"Eeeeeeecks!" Zero yelled.
"Yes?"
"Could you get the flashlights?"
"Oh. Okay." X moped around in the dark, searching for the door, until someting made him stop. "Wah!" THUD! "Oops! I tripped on Lifesaver!"
Lifesaver only groaned.
And so didZero and Axl.
"Sheesh! No 'Are you okay?' or 'are you alright?', but all I get are groans." And the swish and slam of a door could be heard.
(Scene change!)
Now where's the storage closet around here? X turned on the light on Zero's helmet. A beam of green light instantly shot from it and illuminated the way. But as X turned his head to look for the closet, he saw a glimpse of something gold from the corner of his eyes.
X, as his instincts and blood racing, put his left arm out and let the hand collapse into the barrel of the newly formed buster. He aimed at anything that made a noise, and after a while he finally reformed his arm and got the flashlights from the floor's storage closet.
But as he closed the door and turned around, a silent, breath-less scream escaped his lips as the golden one attacked.
(at the abandoned warehouse)
Meanwhile, Signas hasn't gained Dr. Cain's trust, so if ya guessed he's still tied up, then ya right. But this hasn't stopped him or prevented him from much, except if you count moving.
But anyway, he was playing with one of those rubik's cubes. You know, the multi-colored ones were you have to twist the sides.
"Oh, okay...Um... Twist the left side...Now the right one... Uh, I don't know what next. These things are pretty hard."
The poor little spider. Twisting something that much bigger than you is hard! "AJ LLEW! WONK AY, CISSALC A S'TI. NAMUH SAW I NEHW ENO GNIVAH REBMEMER I. ENASNI EM EVORD GNIHT ELTTIL EHT. NO DLOH! SIHT TAHW?"
"What's what?"
"GNILGNIT SI ESNES REDIPS YM! ELBUORT NI SI OREZ!"
"Spidermaaaan, spidermaaan! He can dooooo what a spider caaaaaan!... Oh, wait... This is serious... isn't it?"
Zero and Axl wait for X to come and get those flashlights, but as they do, they dig through Lifesaver's pockets, and eat some of the lolipops.
What's this? Axl thought to himself as he found a picture. The thing must of been atleast 20 years old!
Axl looked the picture and held it close to his eyes. He could make out a young, smiley Lifesaver with an also young, smiley Zero (who was doing the bunny-ears thing behind his back) with some girl standing between them. He strained his eyes to try and see who it was but he was interupted.
The door opened with 'SLAM!' as a shadowy figure stood in the doorway.
"...E-ex?"
The support wires started to snap as the passengers were in absolute shock. Noooo! I was too late! Douglas mentaly cursed himself.
"Ooooh noooooo!" Alia hugged Douglas for support as she cried.
The elevator was going to fall no matter what.
And they knew it.
Now or never.. "Alia!" Douglas somehow managed to say as she hystericaly cried on his back. Now turn around! It was felt like an enternity to get his legs moving, and now Alia had stopped crying in order to hear what he was going to say. With his eyes still clamped shut from embarressment and blushing furiously, he manged to speak face-to-face with her. "There's something that I'vealways been meaning to tell you!"
(With the nameless two)
"I'm going to turn on the auxilary power generator! You go help the commander!"
"You read my mind." And he ran like there was no tommorrow!
And he wasn't far from it.
The light in the room finaly came on. But whatZero and Axl saw made them wish that it never did.
"GNINEPPAH SI ELBORROH ON, DAB GNIHTEMOS! TI FO ERUS M'I!"
The lone gaurd ran up the stairs as fast as his legs could carry him. Must reach X! Before anyone get's hurt!
It was a petrifying sight. There, in front of them, stood a beast of a man. His light blue eyes felt like lazers as they stared at Zero. He wore a sick, santanic smile that occasionaly twitched as he bared his, white, bloody teethe. His helmet was mostly gold as a blue, four-sided jewel was encrusted in his helmet's forehead. The top of the helmet was white while two gold horn-looking protrusions stuck out helmet. I would've compared it to the way Zero's helmet looked like but that would be disgracing him.
He wore a filthy, torn, almost white cape that was stained with bood. His golden armor, though dull, gleamed in the artifical light. His chest and his legs, where the knee would be, bore the same color jewel the same as the helmet.
Here stood the man that Zero would have to fight next.
"You have no idea how long I've been waitng for this moment, X!"
PRIVATE: SHORTEST. CHAPTER. EVER! But the next one will be full of horror and suspence!
Review if you want but I know that this chapter stinks like cheese!
Sonic: Are you a hyperchondriac or sumthin'?
PRIVATE: ..Maybe...