Ican't do action scenes. Because of it, I thought up a way to skip the action altogether. Yes, I am anticlimatic.
Robb: (disappointed) I was just about to save the day in the next chapter!
Dynamo: (also disappointed) And I was about to appear in the story for the first time and secretly help Robb defeat that weird guy with the knife by standing on sidelines and giving Robb a bazooka!
Robb: (loves explosions) KABOOOM! (happy sigh) I can see the fire already...
Update alert: I accidently sent chapter 14 the one with TKG (the knife guy) knowing that Zero was in X's body. It was fixed just a couple of minutes later but to those who did read that version, feel free to reread chap 14 although you're not missing much.
BTW, If you're still confused about the spider, he's speaking words backwards. The sentances are still in the right order, though.
Zero and Axl: Yay! We get to live!
TKG: Not for long! (sadistic smile)
X: I got stabbed in the stomach and no one knows and/or cares if I'm dead!
Robb: Hey, Dyna!
Dynamo: Yeah?
Robb: I bet you five bucks that X is dead!
Dynamo: You're on!
X: (sigh) See what I mean?
Robb: (checks his pockets) Oh crap. I forgot I don't have any money left. (remembering what he did with it)
Flashback Robb: You shure this will work?
Flashback guy: Of course!
Flashback Robb: I don't know... Spending all of my money lottery tickets doesn't seem like a good idea...
Flashback guy: Do you want to be rich and famous so that you'll attract hot babes from miles around?
Flashback Robb: (drooling and daydreaming) Oh, Alia... !
Flashback guy: Good! Then go and spend your money on lottery tickets!
Flashback Robb: Hmm... OK
Lifesaver, having only remember drinking a cup of water and blacking out was starting to arouse. Thinking that he was in bed, his first thought was to get up and move around and do his duties as MHHQ's main doctor. In the process of getting up, he felt the hard cold floor against his gloved hands. Instantly, he knew that something was wrong. Lifesaver was in a very dark place. Just like humans, reploids must wait for their eyes to adjust, so while he did, the only method of knowing if he was in the safe comfort of his office/room or at somewhere else more inhospitable was to grope and feel your way around.
Feeling the floor, he felt that it was cold, smooth and bit dusty.
Feeling the walls, he was confined to a square room about five feet of room. This might have seem like enough room for a human to move around in, but becuase of the reploid that was issued to every Lifesaver first gen. models, he was cramped and could step two times before bumping into another wall. Would this be a good time to metion Lifesaver and his cluastrophobia?
More like franticaly trying to find a way out of the dark, small, cramped place than actually feeling, he felt that were some frabric items hanging from a horizontal bar about one inch from touching his head.
Luckily for Lifesaver, he found that one of the walls had a hallow sound to it when bumped into it. He didn't really want to break the hallow wall down because he knew either Signas or Dr. Cain will chew him up for it. Screw it! I just want to get out of here! Using his reploid strength, bursting out of where ever he was locked up in was no problem! But finding out what he was locked up in was the real shocker.
A.. Closet!
Yes, if everybody remebered the few chapters back, Zero locked Lifesaver in X's closet so he won't interupt the whole big prank that has been talked about but never actualy discussed in detail.
But now Lifesaver's going to regret ever leaving it.
"Good Lord..."
X leaning his back on the door of the room, trying to use his hands to cover a gaping hole on his abdomen whiched oozed robotic fluids slowly. Zero, was no better off. His left arm was amputated. But Axl? With a knife sticking out of where the shoulder and neck join, right leg looking like someone ran it over with a tank, and dripping fluids from a slash mark on of his ribs, there wasn't any way to tell if they alive just by looking.
(Ten minutes later and we're back with the security guards)
One guard was walking over to the other guard looking like it was the end of the world.
"What's the matter, Dex? Ya look like as if you got demoted to janitor!"
"It's the commander... He and his friends were seriously hurt.."
A bit taken back by the news, the other sucurity guard ny the name Mac, wanted to know more. "Huh! What happened to them! Was it the mavericks!"
"No. It looked, walked, and talked like a maverick, but surprisingly, it wasn't! The guy didn't have the maverick symbol on him, though he wanted to kill commander X really badly. Luckily for the commander and his friends, Zero came in and sliced and diced the guy. When I came, I must 'a scared the guy off 'cuz he shoved me out of the way made a run for it."
"Did ya get 'em! I'd like ta beat the crap out of that guy!"
"Well I was gunna go the him but Zero held me back and let him get away. But then I noticed that Axl was nearly dead, So I went to find Lifesaver 'cuz he's usually up at this time, right? But guess what? Couldn't find the him! But I did find Alia, all crying 'n stuff, something bout a guy named Douglas. Anyway, By the time I got back with some of the medical staff, Lifesaver was there trying to get the Axl to wake up. Tha kid eventually did wake up. Lifesaver told me to leave and get wake the rest the medical staff so I did. By the way, how were things on your side?"
(a week later)
After managing to survive TKG's attack, the trio were given orders to stay in the medical ward until their wounds were completely healed. Axl's leg was litteraly smashed in to peices so he had to wear the equivlant of a cast around it. For him, it would heal completely in about a week and a half. Luckily for X and Zero, their wounds weren't as bad. Zero got the X guster reattached and the gaping hole in X's abdomen was pacthed up.
So they all waited together in a single room.
"Mu muagh ha ha ha ha!"
"Yes, Zero. Me and Axl both know that you going to suggest something evil. So what is it?"
"I'm glad you asked, X! With just some little adjustments to operation S.I.G.G.Y. , we could operate it flawlessly from right here!"
"Oh no you don't! This is a time to relax and heal from the normal 'hack and kill mavericks' time!"
"X, things could go through with out a hitch!"
"Signas isn't here! There's no reason to do it anymore!"
"Stop being such a pacifist! C'mon X! This your greatest enemy! Poke fun at him!"
"He could start an another uprising! And I don't want the death of millions to be over a prank!"
"I know that Sigma can't take a joke but he'd most likely kill off some of his men."
"NO! I won't do it!"
"YES! It'll be fun!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!
"(Axl)C'mon guys! I'm trying to sleep!"
"Who could sleep when the greatest prank of all time is about to make history in our very room!"
"Can't we just wait 'til we get out of here?"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Aha!"
"Huh? Oh crap. I just fell for the old "Bugs Bunny" trick."
"(Axl) You'd think that the two oldest reploids would be more mature by now..."
Yeah, I know not much is going on in this chapter, because I can't do action scenes. If I could, then maybe this chapter would be "action-packed".
Just who is this Knife Guy who wants to kill X so badly? That's for you to find out. And if you payed attention to the clues that I put out when desbing his appearance, you'd realize he looks familar...
Robb: Everybody will get cookies if one person finds out!
Dynamo: (hates peanut butter) I hope they're chocalate chips.