According to some rumor, we're not allowed to respond to reveiws. Some of you will either love or hate the fact I used Zany Video Game Quotes's style of mentioning people. SHOUT OUTS!

To Prjct. WAR, who was designed to be a WAR MACHINE! But hasn't reached his full power yet...

Hayvel the Great and Awesome says that he's going to get as much information on Sigma's fortress as he can but I think he went to go get those cookies. (which he deserves.)

To the anonymous reviewer (coughxshoulddiecoughcough) who really shouldn't say DUH! if he/she doesn't really know themself.

Now excuse me while I go to the body armor that will reduce damage by fifty percent before I get-! (gets glomped by Chelsea Hedgehog)

On a special note, give some love to Zany Video Game Quotes: Sniffing Miss Tron's bed since 1998! If your confused by imatators, remember, it's the only site bad enough to rescue the president!

And everybody gets cookies! (Robb pulls Chealsea off)

Chelsea: Cookies! Guess I better put this away, huh? (holds the giant axe in hands)

Everybody: (scared) YES!

The Author has sent her story to Behind the Scenes, but she only gave the cast of characters "mad-lib scipt". The characters are only given a "theme" of what to talk to about in the show, but the rest is improvised by them. I think I recall cursing from Signas' office.

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"Hello and I'm Robb and I'm here to tell you about how WTF! came together! And now that I finished the only scripted part in this chapter, let's get started, shall we?

"Okay, basically it all started like this: the author/writer/boss-of-whom-she-won't-tell-anybody-her-name-but-if-you-ask-anyway-she'll say 'It's PRIVATE!' read some yugioh fanfics out of curiosity but to her horror, found all of the same stuff in the all of the stories. Body-switching. KaibaxSomebody (this somebody usually causes Kaiba to become very docile). The ocasional Ranma/Yugioh crossover. Poems about Kaiba. Things that make Kaiba look ridiculous (mostly him but they're other characters too). And 'chibi'-fying of characters.

"After reading some Bob 'n' George comics and some researching, she went to check the megaman section to see if ideas have been done before. The first story that she read was 'confusion' by randomyaoifangirl-"

Robb is then pulled off-screen and replaced with Solid Snake from Metal Gear.

"(very embarressed) Uh...yeah...well..(lights a cigarette to help calm his nerves) I'm a replacement for that one guy, right?"

Somebody offscreen yells 'yes'.

" Okay apparently, he said too much info bou't somethin'. I can live with that. Okay so basically what you need to know is that author got inspired by seeing 'the yugioh syndrome' in the megaman section so she wrote this story to break up the monotony. (mumbling to himself) I'm a freakin' member of Foxhound! What the hell am I doing here!

His codec (walkie-talkie for those not familar with metal gear) rings. He answered it with a bit confused because he didn't even remember bringing his codec with him. "Uh...This is Solid Snake, over?"

"(Otacon) Snake, I overheard your monolouge all the way from the annual Otaku Convention! I came to tell you...stop smoking cigarettes all ready! Oh, and to look out that window."

Snake looks out and sees a very familar jeep with a certain guy on it. A.K.A Liquid Snake. "IT'S NOT OVER YET!"

But suddenly the camera goes off.

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Sigma: (serious voice) Hello and I'm Sigma. I have come to talk about a very serious condition that occurs to most villians. Have you ever spent sleepless nights wondering how to defeat a certain protagonist? Have you ever prepared a well scripted monolouge in case of your defeat or/and one to say before a battle? Or have you even thought about practicing an evil luagh?

Then you might have Frequent Annoying Antagonist Syndrome.

But now there's hope for you! I too suffered from F.A.A.S. but just look at me now! (is all smiles) I haven't attacked my nemesis in over one year!

Audience: (clap and cheer for him while some 'oooh!' and 'ahhhh' at this feat)

Sigma: Thank you! And now a special guest... I introduce M. Bison!

M.Bison: (sadly) Well Sigma... I got a confession... I attempted to brain-wash Ryu again...But don't get me wrong-

(the camera cuts to somewhere else)

Akuma: Me suit!

(camera cuts again)

Judge: (reading some paper) Tron Bonne, correct?

Miss Tron: Please call me Miss Tron.

Judge: You do realize why you here?

Miss Tron: ... (no comment)

Servebot: (crying and shaking) That's the one! That's the one who-... who! (justs breaks down crying harder)

Miss Tron: Blabbering on old master, eh? WELL THEN IT'S THE TORTURE CHAMBER FOR YOU!

Jury: Gasp!

Miss Tron: Oh...shit...

(cuts back to Sigma and an unmoving M. Bison on the floor)

Sigma: (huff) That.. (puff) Felt ..good... (notices the camera) Hu? Oh ya! (points to the bottom of the screen where a telephone number is displayed) Call that number and we'll help ya, k?

184-ALL-YRBSE-RBLNGTOUS

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Snake and Liquid Snake are tied up and unconscious while Robb stands in front of the camera.

"I've had enough of the stalling! I'm the only one who's going to tell you about the story! The author had noticed how Zero was getting all the attention while X was the main character of the series. It's freakin' named after him! By switching character's around personalities around, she found an interesting result. The people weren't really biased for Zero any more.

(the camera shows a still scene of the point where Zero and X switched)

"(offscreen) Weird but true, heh?"

"(X in his own body) I'll take over from here. According to our script, I'm supposed to talk about the very beginning. At first when we met the author, we and the fellow hunters thought she was some director/playwrite person who wanted to make a movie or a documentry about us."

"So... Let me get this strait. you want to make a movie about the life of a hunter?" Signas stared at some girl with an oversized hat. The girl had come out of nowhere but was persistant to make a movie, claiming it to be 'the greatest school project ever'. She spoke as if she knew what she was doing if not embarressed. The only reason he let her in is to provide a viable excuse from the paperwork. Oh god the paperwork...

"Uhhhh...Yes?"

"Hmmm...This could recruit more hunters..." Signas thought to himself. More hunters meant less Mavericks. Less Mavericks ment

less property damage, collateral expenses, dead or dieing people to tend to their medical needs or burials... Simply, less things to spend your whole life in an office signing papers...

"Look, I'll even pay-"

"P-pay?" Now this was new. No one really offered to pay, especially a amatuer film maker. More money meant that the maverick hunters could finally stop mooching off the goverment. Less paperwork:D Signas had an interesting thought about how much 'pay' sounded like 'paper' but it was interupted by that one girl again.

"(X) What ever it was she offered the general, it worked becuase just a couple of minutes after, we were memorizing scripts"

"Yeah... sure... Heck, I'll even throw in a clerk(Double) to do some stuff for ya. Uh... Like a gopher, ya know what I mean, right?"

A light shone in Signas' eyes.Thoughts popped up by the thousands. While this nameless person did the paperwork, he'd be doing what he always wanted to do...

(Signas' meantal theatre)

Signas: (barking orders to everybody) Zero, Cut your hair! X, the mavericks aren't listening to you! And Axl, ...why not three?

X: (thinking of pacifist ways to retort his general's comment while kicking Signas' ass)

Zero: YOU SONOFA-(interupted by Axl)

Axl: But where am I going to hold the other gun?

Signas: Here! (puts a gun in Axl's mouth) Just use your tounge to pull the trigger.

Axl:(muffled) Ho gay! (goes out to defeat the mavericks and prove himself to X)

Signas: (wipes a tear from his eyes) That's my boy!

Zero: (The ponytail is gone but Zero looks the same with the exception of the glowing red eyes and the W on his jewel) ...I'm going too... (kills the living shit out of the mavericks and a couple of bystanders just for the heck of it)

Know one know it yet, but that was actually the plot of MegaMan X 9. Some pretty good J-pop comes on as the credits roll. ZVGQ's webmaster luaghs at the infamous return of 'Fishman' but after the credits, Axl is shown dressed up as Vash from Trigun.

Axl: LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE! LOVE AND PEACE!

X: Oh Axl...You can just kiss your popularity good bye...(no one likes a pacifist ya know)

(End of Mental Theatre)

Unwittingly, Signas signed the contract that author had given him while he was distracted by "his mental theatre".

The girl winked at some guy with a projector while Signas fell for the old "projected thoughts" trick.

Zero: Even though I was busy playing the plant chpater of Metal Gear Solid 2-

Snake: Metal gear?

Otacon: (via codec) Damn it, not this again...

Robb: (knocks out Snake with the butt of a gun)

Liquid: (well awake) OW! You hit me! You bast-(gets knocked out)

Robb: I'm not familar your code names plus you two look alike..

Snake: Why does everybody say that! He has blonde Rocker's-80's hair while I have-(gets punched and then knocked out)

Robb:-a mullet. About the code names... Don't know. Don't care.

Zero: As I was saying, even though I didn't get a chance to save, it was well worth participating in WTF.

Otacon: (snake didn't answer him) Snake? SNAAAAAAAKE!

Zero: (paying no attention to the fact that Robb's tootsie on those spirits) Participate? When do I ever say that?

X: (In an eggplant costum) HAPPY-

Signas: (as a rabbit)PRE-HALLOWEEN!

Zero: (to Robb) So what are you supposed to be? A nudist?

Robb: (drunk as a skunk) Oughghgh...I think those black russians are starting to kick in...

Narrater: Stay tuned next time on Behind the Scenes: WTF Edition!

(the screen turns snowy. As the Camera pans out, you see the rest of the TV and two people sitting in a rather small room)

Robb: I'm telling ya everybody's going to know that you ran out of ideas for the next chapter!

PRIVATE: Ya never know 'til ya try, know what I mean?

Robb: (looks at his beer and the explosives) More than you...