I'm taking this time to write BECAUSE I CAN NOT BECAUSE I'M LAZY. I can't update the story as much as I would like to because my parents are paranoid about me using AIM to chat with people. When I did take this time to get online and read some good ole' fanfiction, I was quite shocked to found myself feeling alienated by what I missed. (think falling asleep for 20 years) So alienated in fact that dispite my writer's block, I'm actually working on the and trying to find out what I'm going to do while I write the above.

Boy I hope someone's doing another Zero/X bodyswitching fic. But then I feel bad for the duo. Hmm.. I wonder if anybody's doing a Signas/X lemon... I have a sick mind... lol...

...Nope still no ideas about what I'm going to write about... But anyway, I'd love to just get to the end of the story and quit with all the cliff hangers and do the damn story but this requires a lot of time as some of my fellow authors know. But I don't know if I'm ever get this time again and my dad, I'M DAMN SURE, he's coming soon. (he's the one against me using the internet) Meh, If you guys want I'll try and get this story over with as fast as possible. Otherwards I'll take my time...

BTW, if I sound different to you (heh,heh sound...Get it?) that's because I'm going through internet withdrawel. Try imagine never eating meat again in your life.

Zero: WHAT? The author's a complete wuss! Go out there and write a damn chapter already!

It's been how many months already? What about the TKG subplot? What about Solid Snake? He's still stuck in our dimension because you wanted to use him as a banana! WHAT ABOUT THE STORY?

I'm trying-I'm trying! Oh no, I'm arguing with my self...

The summary

Going through a whole bunch of stuff, too much... Brain overload...Bleghgh...

Must write story...


Zero, X, and Axl layed boredly in their bed/cott-things that most hospitals place the patients in that are well enough.

"...X?"

"...Yeah?"

"I'm BOOOOOOOOOOREEEED."

"Well so am I, Axl, but since I don't eat as much sugar as you do, I'm not suffering from a sugar-low."

"Must try and eat hands... Ooh look! There's some sugar underneath my finger nails!"

Zero looked at Axl and sighed. He missed his body. Okay not the body in particular but the height. But he was glad to get rid of the hair. Oh, how glad he was get rid of the hair. Everyday it was such a ponderous task to keep it beauty-salon pretty while fighting mavericks. But that's a story for another time. I'm rushing here.

In reality, Zero sighed because he was also bored and had prankster's block, the mischief makers version of writers' block. Zero wanted to make Lifesaver miserable. It had never hit him before. It was only until he had seen the photo that it all made sense. (If you read the chapter that said X saw the photo and Zero got the flashlights, I changed who did what because of another subplot. It was too good to pass up!)

That picture. The paranoia. The searching for any inscriminating truths hidden in Zero's past. The bias. The beard! My god, he still has that behind him...

"Hey, who wants to play the LockMan anniversary collection?"

"Ooh! Me-me-me-me-me-me-me!"

"HOW MUCH SUGAR WAS UNDERNEATH YOUR FINGERNAILS!"

"That is for me to know and you to fart!"

Darnit, I want to write some drama and mystery! Stop interupting me!

"Anyway, did you know that LockMan was created by Kaigi Inuboonyae when he was peeing?"

Can't anything be serious around here! Meh, I suppose there's enough seriousness in the world..

"SWEET CHEESE, I GOT IT!"

"Zero? Please not another prank. You haven't even done the your first one-"

"Nonono-X,listen to this one- Okay we slip an aphrodisiac into Lifesaver's drink-"

"ZERO! NO!"

"You haven't even the heard the main part-!"

"Zero," X's eyes looked weary. "perhaps we should give it all up..."

"-And then we pull out the donkey-...Wha?"

"I mean- this" X's eyes looked at the body he had been forced to be in "is way too difficult to keep secret. And besides, Axl already told Fusion-"

"YOU FILTHY BASTA-"

"Please-please don't kill me! She already knew-!"

"Zero! stop strangling Axl! ...Are we all calm now? Okay now Zero, you seem to be very pissed off right now-"

"Damn straight."

"-And that's okay. It's not your fault. You didn't know that you were going to be attacked by some homicidal maniac."

"X, I know you mean well but please don't pull the 'it's not your fault' crap on me. I've had enough of that shit in anger management... Okay I'm good now. Go on. But dammit X, there better be a good reason for telling everybody this!"

"Signas has our personel information and everybody elses information downloaded into his CPU from the previous general. He could just look up our stats and see the differences because I'm good with range and you're good with melee attacks. When we get out of the here," X lifted a tired eye at the ceiling of the medical ward. "They're going to test us to make sure the repairs are working right. That includes shooting ranges to test the X buster, stamina, the ambush simulator- Well wouldn't it be weird if the legendary maverick hunters suddenly became bad at what the were masters of?"

Axl stopped rubbing his neck long enough to state his opinion. "Can't you just blame the repairs?" He said with a coarse tone. He went into a coughing fit when some of the saliva dripped into his windpipe.

"Sorry 'bout the neck, kid."

"Savvy..."

"To answer your question Axl, no we can't. They'll just keep repairing us and fixing us but the thing is it's not the repairs that's the problem, it's how we do in our tests that matter. Signas' CPU is an advanced military computer! It's a freaking super computer! He can pick up the slightest wisp of a pattern between our previous stats and the one on our tests!"

Axl thought about this for a second before speaking. "...So he's super advanced?"

"Yep."


(At the warehouse)

"Are you certain that I'm not a cat?"

"Tuoba gniklat uoy era lleh eht tahw? (gasp) Ouy t'nera, gnimmargorp S'tghil ffo desab er'ouy?"

"I don't know, but sometimes I have the urge to purr and say naeyo, and sometimes even curl up into a ball..."

"Mmmu...Driew er'ouy... Tghil nmad..."

"Oh crap, we're screwed..." Zero said after a while.

There was a tense moment in the room.

"Tomorrow?"

"Tomorrow."


Sweet cheese... We have forums now... How much I missed... Note: I have not been on a computer in such a long time. But I try and do chapters when I can. Makes me ashamed about how much I took for granted. ; . ;