Lifefire38 presents
A Shadow the Hedgehog story
Amy bashing Sonic, Amy x Shadow
"Right Through You" Alanis Morisette
Wait a minute man
You mispronounced my name
You didn't wait for all the information
Before you turned me away
Wait a minute sir
You kind of hurt my feelings
You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet
And you've got a meal ticket taste
Amy blinked as a song she had never heard before came on the radio. She had just kicked Sonic's blue buttcheeks for calling her a little prissy pink puppy and other rather unpleasant names. She smiled, the song suited her mood perfectly. She didn't realize that it was currently on 'CD' mode.
I see right through youI know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
Shadow smiled as Amy started to sing along with the song. Her voice was beautiful, but watching her kick Faker's ass had been the real treat.
You took me for a joke
You took me for a child
You took a long hard look at my ass
And then played golf for a while
You shake is like a fish
You pat me on the head
You took me out to wine dine 69 me
But didn't hear a damn word I said
Amy heard the sound of something hitting to one side of her window at the word 'ass' coming out of her mouth. She opened it up just in time to see a black blur getting out of sight up a tree. "Shadow?" she asked. Was he really alive?
I see right through youI know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
Shadow had been surprised that Amy had sung the word 'ass' at the top of her lungs, and so was in shock for a moment, before hiding again. On hearing his name, he groaned and peeked out from between a pair of branches. "I hear my name?" he imitated an old friend of his, whom he remembered only as a red-headed brat with too much caffeine in her system half the time.
Hello Mr. ManYou didn't think I'd come back
You didn't think I'd show up with my army
And this ammunition on my back
Now that I'm Miss Thing
Now that I'm a zillionaire
You scan the credits for your name
And wonder why it's not there
Sonic stared at Shadow, wondering why he had won all this fame, glory, and power that he believed was his. And most of all, why Amy chose the dark, evil, creepy Shadow over the word hero Sonic. Ah, the wonders of those who believe the world revolves around them, eh?
I see right through youI know right through you
I feel right through you
I walk right through you
JM: Ah, the joys of Sonic bashing!
Amy: Why do you hate him so much anyways?
JM: Akward question… I don't really hate HIM. Just don't like anything superficial. And Sonic comes across as kinda superficial. I honestly like the guy... a bit.
Shadow: Anything superficial? You mean people who will do anything for the right image?
JM: Yep! I can't stand people who care more about what other people think about them than what they think of themselves.
Amy: And that's why you hate Sonic? Well, you do have a good point, I guess.
