Lifefire38 presents

A Shadow the Hedgehog story


Amy bashing Sonic, Amy x Shadow

"Right Through You" Alanis Morisette


Wait a minute man

You mispronounced my name

You didn't wait for all the information

Before you turned me away

Wait a minute sir

You kind of hurt my feelings

You see me as a sweet back-loaded puppet

And you've got a meal ticket taste

Amy blinked as a song she had never heard before came on the radio. She had just kicked Sonic's blue buttcheeks for calling her a little prissy pink puppy and other rather unpleasant names. She smiled, the song suited her mood perfectly. She didn't realize that it was currently on 'CD' mode.

I see right through you

I know right through you

I feel right through you

I walk right through you

Shadow smiled as Amy started to sing along with the song. Her voice was beautiful, but watching her kick Faker's ass had been the real treat.

You took me for a joke

You took me for a child

You took a long hard look at my ass

And then played golf for a while

You shake is like a fish

You pat me on the head

You took me out to wine dine 69 me

But didn't hear a damn word I said

Amy heard the sound of something hitting to one side of her window at the word 'ass' coming out of her mouth. She opened it up just in time to see a black blur getting out of sight up a tree. "Shadow?" she asked. Was he really alive?

I see right through you

I know right through you

I feel right through you

I walk right through you

Shadow had been surprised that Amy had sung the word 'ass' at the top of her lungs, and so was in shock for a moment, before hiding again. On hearing his name, he groaned and peeked out from between a pair of branches. "I hear my name?" he imitated an old friend of his, whom he remembered only as a red-headed brat with too much caffeine in her system half the time.

Hello Mr. Man

You didn't think I'd come back

You didn't think I'd show up with my army

And this ammunition on my back

Now that I'm Miss Thing

Now that I'm a zillionaire

You scan the credits for your name

And wonder why it's not there

Sonic stared at Shadow, wondering why he had won all this fame, glory, and power that he believed was his. And most of all, why Amy chose the dark, evil, creepy Shadow over the word hero Sonic. Ah, the wonders of those who believe the world revolves around them, eh?

I see right through you

I know right through you

I feel right through you

I walk right through you


JM: Ah, the joys of Sonic bashing!

Amy: Why do you hate him so much anyways?

JM: Akward question… I don't really hate HIM. Just don't like anything superficial. And Sonic comes across as kinda superficial. I honestly like the guy... a bit.

Shadow: Anything superficial? You mean people who will do anything for the right image?

JM: Yep! I can't stand people who care more about what other people think about them than what they think of themselves.

Amy: And that's why you hate Sonic? Well, you do have a good point, I guess.