Why is every story I write disturbing?

Admiral Kraken: Now, I will begin my needless yammering before I start

the story.

Fave SSBM Characters

Marth: Kicks butt on SSBM

Roy: Sucks, but Kicks butt on SSBM

Link: See Roy

Samus: Robot Girl. Nuff' said

Pichu: Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Pichu or be crushed!

Be crushed! By! His Jolly boots of Doom!

Fave Advance wars characters

Sami: Duh!

Grit: MISSLES! Oh Yeah!

Drake: Eagle Sucks! And that's Admiral Drake to you! (Drake and

Kraken high-five each other)

And now, I will rant on about one more thing before I start: Wontons!

(Samurai wielding a frying pan hits Kraken in the head)

"Enough yammering, start, in the name of ….. I forget!"

Chapter 4: Sami's revenge (With a touch of star wars)

Giga Bowser and Bowser lay unmoving in a pool of

Blood. Jigglypuff was using her skills as a field surgeon to

Revive Bowser, but it was too late. After Killing Giga, Strum

Had shot Bowser with a ray-gun. It was too late.

"He gave his life for his planet. With his last breath, he destroyed

the egg sack. Thank you Bowser." Marth said grimly.

"Oh, Marthee!" Sami yelled from across the hill "lets go make out

more!"

"OMG its that crazy stalker girl! Run for my life!"

Player 1: Luigi

Player 2: Roy

Player 3: Ness

Space Dimension

Player 4: Sami

Player 5: Marth

"Hey, what are Sami and Marth doing here? Well, I'll tell

you. Providing Comic relief, that's what!"

"Hey, stupid author! (Chucks rock at author, author falls over, writhing

in pain, commits Hara-Kiri to end misery) You're intrupting my 'Marth

Private time!' Sami yells, continues to make out with Marth in the closet.

"Mummfrrriggaa!" (Help Me!) Marth yelled.

Okkkaaayyyy….. Yet's get on with the story…

The real chapter 4: Smash Wars! Episode

One wars! Dududdddduuuuu!

The three smash bros regained consciousness.

"Uggg. What happened?" Luigi questioned.

"Well, we seem to be floating 3.546 million miles

above the planet Naboo, in the noraxzler galaxy, which holds a

current population of 4567234.5 people and it being blockaded by

the trade federation. Right now, we appear to be on the trade

federation's flagship." Ness said.

"Oh, great. Another team gets Zelda, my sweet, and we get the human

dictionary." Roy said sadly

(Suddenly, without warning, Link pops up out of nowhere and

hits Roy over the head with a steel pipe.)

"SHE'S ALREADY INVOLVED!" Link yelled before he

left.

"Mamamia that was completely random." Luigi said.

Suddenly the Smash Bros. Heard a mechanical voice from

The other wall.

"Drop all of you weapons. Surrender now. Corporal a33-w2,

take them into custody."

"Never!" Another voice from the wall said.

"Master, are you sure we can fight them all?" Said another

voice. Suddenly, the Smash Bros. heard the flash

of swords and the spark of robotics.

"Thank you, strange person." The first person said

"No need for thanks. Let's just get out of here before she get's

here." Said a strangely recognizable voice.

The Smash bros. turned the corner and saw, huh? It was Marth!

"What in the name of wontons are you doing here?" Ness questioned.

"That's what I should be asking you!" Marth exclaimed. "Oh, and by

the way, these are my friends, Qui-gon Jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi."

"Nice to meet you." The pair of robed figures said in unison.

"Oh, Marthee!" Yelled a voice new to roy, ness, and Luigi, but old

and menacing to Marth. Sami the General appeared down the corridor.

"Oh, Marthee! Why didn't you tell me that there was another cutie who

looked just like you?" Sami said as she pointed at Roy.

"HEY! I do not look like Marth! That's an evil, fiendish, cruel…"

Roy said as Sami kissed him just to get him to shut up.

"That was really cool." Roy said as he felt the mark of the kiss, blinded

by love. "My name's Roy. Want to go out with me?"

"NO. You don't kiss as well as Marth. Sorry Marthee,

I got caught up in that loser."

"LOSER! Marth, you little traitor! I'm gonna kill you!" Roy yelled

as he attempted to stab Marth with his sword.

"Ah, I see. You wish to switch places with your friend. Well

I can do it for you." Obi-wan said.

(Roy and Marth will now temporarily swich minds. For this

scene, to avoid confusion, I will use ths script format)

Roy (in marth's body): Sweet! Now I can Pick up chicks!

Marth (in Roys body): Sweet! Now, I am a loser! Sami will hate me!

Roy : Hey, now do you want to go out with me?

Sami: (slaps roy across the face) You're not my Marthee! Get away from

Me, you dork! (Starts Making out with Marth in Roy's body)

Roy: Obi-wan, quick, change me back! While there kissing!

(Poof)

Roy was in a slightly disturbing embrace with Sami, before she slapped

The crap out of him.

"Ow! That injured my love for you! But I will come back for you

always! (sami slaps him again, roy faints from blood loss)"

"You're all losers." Ness said as he stood in the most manily position

he could come up with. "I have decieded that I will be Sami's wife!"

"YOU FIEND!" Roy shouted as he attacked ness. Ness started beating

the crap out of Roy with his bat.

"Oh well, I got nothing else to do." Luigi said as he joined the battle.

"And now, for the coup' de grace! PK thunder!" Ness shouted. "And

now, Sami, you will be my wife." (Sami kicks out window. Closed

Window. Ness begins to float in space, falls to Naboo like a meteor)

"Green rocket!" Luigi yelled "Hooray, Roy is dead!" (Author

reincarnates roy in embryonic state. For the rest of this chapter, Roy will

be a baby, so we will just consider him dead.)

"Aw, look, it's a widdle baby!" Sami said, disgustingly.

"THAT'S IT" Marth exclaimed. "I DRAW THE LINE

AT HAVING A BABY!"

"But we would just adopt him. We wouldn't do any of the technical

stuff."

"NO!"

(Dark, evil, maniacal voice returns) "MARTH!"

"Okay, Okay, we can keep him…" (Baby roy cuts marth with his

sword)

"This is why I hate Babies."

To be continued!

Will they destroy the colony drone? Will Marth ever get Sami a

Restraining order? Will Obi-wan and Qui-gon share any further role

In the story? When will people review me? Why do I care what you think?

To be continued. Again.