Why is every story I write disturbing?
Admiral Kraken: Now, I will begin my needless yammering before I start
the story.
Fave SSBM Characters
Marth: Kicks butt on SSBM
Roy: Sucks, but Kicks butt on SSBM
Link: See Roy
Samus: Robot Girl. Nuff' said
Pichu: Bow down! Bow down! Before the power of Pichu or be crushed!
Be crushed! By! His Jolly boots of Doom!
Fave Advance wars characters
Sami: Duh!
Grit: MISSLES! Oh Yeah!
Drake: Eagle Sucks! And that's Admiral Drake to you! (Drake and
Kraken high-five each other)
And now, I will rant on about one more thing before I start: Wontons!
(Samurai wielding a frying pan hits Kraken in the head)
"Enough yammering, start, in the name of ….. I forget!"
Chapter 4: Sami's revenge (With a touch of star wars)
Giga Bowser and Bowser lay unmoving in a pool of
Blood. Jigglypuff was using her skills as a field surgeon to
Revive Bowser, but it was too late. After Killing Giga, Strum
Had shot Bowser with a ray-gun. It was too late.
"He gave his life for his planet. With his last breath, he destroyed
the egg sack. Thank you Bowser." Marth said grimly.
"Oh, Marthee!" Sami yelled from across the hill "lets go make out
more!"
"OMG its that crazy stalker girl! Run for my life!"
Player 1: Luigi
Player 2: Roy
Player 3: Ness
Space Dimension
Player 4: Sami
Player 5: Marth
"Hey, what are Sami and Marth doing here? Well, I'll tell
you. Providing Comic relief, that's what!"
"Hey, stupid author! (Chucks rock at author, author falls over, writhing
in pain, commits Hara-Kiri to end misery) You're intrupting my 'Marth
Private time!' Sami yells, continues to make out with Marth in the closet.
"Mummfrrriggaa!" (Help Me!) Marth yelled.
Okkkaaayyyy….. Yet's get on with the story…
The real chapter 4: Smash Wars! Episode
One wars! Dududdddduuuuu!
The three smash bros regained consciousness.
"Uggg. What happened?" Luigi questioned.
"Well, we seem to be floating 3.546 million miles
above the planet Naboo, in the noraxzler galaxy, which holds a
current population of 4567234.5 people and it being blockaded by
the trade federation. Right now, we appear to be on the trade
federation's flagship." Ness said.
"Oh, great. Another team gets Zelda, my sweet, and we get the human
dictionary." Roy said sadly
(Suddenly, without warning, Link pops up out of nowhere and
hits Roy over the head with a steel pipe.)
"SHE'S ALREADY INVOLVED!" Link yelled before he
left.
"Mamamia that was completely random." Luigi said.
Suddenly the Smash Bros. Heard a mechanical voice from
The other wall.
"Drop all of you weapons. Surrender now. Corporal a33-w2,
take them into custody."
"Never!" Another voice from the wall said.
"Master, are you sure we can fight them all?" Said another
voice. Suddenly, the Smash Bros. heard the flash
of swords and the spark of robotics.
"Thank you, strange person." The first person said
"No need for thanks. Let's just get out of here before she get's
here." Said a strangely recognizable voice.
The Smash bros. turned the corner and saw, huh? It was Marth!
"What in the name of wontons are you doing here?" Ness questioned.
"That's what I should be asking you!" Marth exclaimed. "Oh, and by
the way, these are my friends, Qui-gon Jinn and Obi-wan Kenobi."
"Nice to meet you." The pair of robed figures said in unison.
"Oh, Marthee!" Yelled a voice new to roy, ness, and Luigi, but old
and menacing to Marth. Sami the General appeared down the corridor.
"Oh, Marthee! Why didn't you tell me that there was another cutie who
looked just like you?" Sami said as she pointed at Roy.
"HEY! I do not look like Marth! That's an evil, fiendish, cruel…"
Roy said as Sami kissed him just to get him to shut up.
"That was really cool." Roy said as he felt the mark of the kiss, blinded
by love. "My name's Roy. Want to go out with me?"
"NO. You don't kiss as well as Marth. Sorry Marthee,
I got caught up in that loser."
"LOSER! Marth, you little traitor! I'm gonna kill you!" Roy yelled
as he attempted to stab Marth with his sword.
"Ah, I see. You wish to switch places with your friend. Well
I can do it for you." Obi-wan said.
(Roy and Marth will now temporarily swich minds. For this
scene, to avoid confusion, I will use ths script format)
Roy (in marth's body): Sweet! Now I can Pick up chicks!
Marth (in Roys body): Sweet! Now, I am a loser! Sami will hate me!
Roy : Hey, now do you want to go out with me?
Sami: (slaps roy across the face) You're not my Marthee! Get away from
Me, you dork! (Starts Making out with Marth in Roy's body)
Roy: Obi-wan, quick, change me back! While there kissing!
(Poof)
Roy was in a slightly disturbing embrace with Sami, before she slapped
The crap out of him.
"Ow! That injured my love for you! But I will come back for you
always! (sami slaps him again, roy faints from blood loss)"
"You're all losers." Ness said as he stood in the most manily position
he could come up with. "I have decieded that I will be Sami's wife!"
"YOU FIEND!" Roy shouted as he attacked ness. Ness started beating
the crap out of Roy with his bat.
"Oh well, I got nothing else to do." Luigi said as he joined the battle.
"And now, for the coup' de grace! PK thunder!" Ness shouted. "And
now, Sami, you will be my wife." (Sami kicks out window. Closed
Window. Ness begins to float in space, falls to Naboo like a meteor)
"Green rocket!" Luigi yelled "Hooray, Roy is dead!" (Author
reincarnates roy in embryonic state. For the rest of this chapter, Roy will
be a baby, so we will just consider him dead.)
"Aw, look, it's a widdle baby!" Sami said, disgustingly.
"THAT'S IT" Marth exclaimed. "I DRAW THE LINE
AT HAVING A BABY!"
"But we would just adopt him. We wouldn't do any of the technical
stuff."
"NO!"
(Dark, evil, maniacal voice returns) "MARTH!"
"Okay, Okay, we can keep him…" (Baby roy cuts marth with his
sword)
"This is why I hate Babies."
To be continued!
Will they destroy the colony drone? Will Marth ever get Sami a
Restraining order? Will Obi-wan and Qui-gon share any further role
In the story? When will people review me? Why do I care what you think?
To be continued. Again.
