Miss Yukari is "KNIGHT RIDER"

A/N: I ABSOLUTELY do not own either "Azumanga Daioh" and Knight Rider"

"Miss Yukari Tanizaki, a local madwoman and high school teacher, is critically injured caused by a accident that involves Tomo's stupidity and instead of a hospital she is taken to a mysterious place where she is brought to life, now taking the name Miss Yukari Knight, she now drives a Artificial Intelligent car known as KITT (Knight Industries Two Thousand) and fights crime while KITT tries to endure her bad driving.

(Knight Rider Theme Plays)

"Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a woman who does not exist. Miss Yukari Knight, a young ex-teacher on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law... just as long as there's something in it for her"

Miss Yukari is seen chasing a ex-teacher who was smuggling pornagraphy and then she runs him over with KITT and then she gets shocked as she discovers that it's really Mr. Kimura and says "I hope you didn't see that KITT" then KITT says "sorry to break it up to you but I was the car that run him over" then she quickly says "well he was a bad guy and we fought him till he was defeated and now we're heroes!

As Miss Yukari got a message about a kitten stuck in a tree, she is then told that she'll get a Cabbage Patch Kid doll in it for her, then she dashes to KITT who then says "oh no…not again…please don't drive me" to which Miss Yukari says "sorry I have to a lil kittty is in trouble" and so she is driving at so fast she runs over a roadrunner and hits the tree the kitten was on and it falls on Miss Yukari's head then she says "here's the kitty, now where's my Cabbage Patch Kid! I didn't run over that ostrich for nothin'" then she got the doll and goes back inside KITT who says "end my pain!"

Miss Yukari smiles and says "not this time, I got to rescue some orphans and I would get a Atari 2600 for it!" and so she drives at the speed of light she almost hits a ambulence with a "no ghost" symbol on it as well as a old jalopy with a ghost symbol on it and she ends up ramming into a wall of the burning orphanage, making a hole for a orphans to escape through then she ends up getting a new Atari 2600 while KITT aks Miss Yukari "does Dr. Kevorkian also do cars?"

Miss Yukari then says "now I gotta go back to my teaching job because being a crime fighter doesn't pay well, you know now that l thinjk about it you sound like this American teacher I met once named Mr. Feeny." Then KITT says "that's because I am mr. Feeny and I'm in the trunk of this car!" then she gets shocked and accidentally hits the car belonging to 2 Miami Detectives James "Sonny" Crockett and Richard Tubbs and then they start chasing her for speeding and making a mockery of the name "Knight Rider" then they are joined by the "no ghost" ambulence" and the old jalopy with a ghost catching gorilla in it and as soon as KITT makes a fatal crash into a wall…

Miss Yukari stopped daydreaming as she was driving the yukari-mobile and says "this is the last time I stay up late watching Sci-fi channel, I was dreaming I was dreamy david hass.. I mean Micheal Knight, KITT was actually my car and those voices are coming from the backseat and who can it be… it was Chiyo-chan, Osaka, and Mr. Feeney all terrorized by her driving and Feeny shakenly says "this is the last time I go to Japan"

THE END…?

P.S. can anyone guess what does Mr. Feeny from "Boy meets world" have to do with KITT? As well as figure out the true identies of the "no ghost" ambulence and the old Jalopy that involves ghost chasing?