The last Tale:

Valentine's are Us

"Lights- camera- action!"

The camera turned on with a loud click and 'action' muttered from Darryl's lips as Mega rolled his eyes and turned the camera in to a extremely short shot look and zoomed in on a set of lips and a chin….

Suddenly a phone joined the frame as he twisted the camera angle some just enough to see it all in a single.

"Yes, this is Bond, Jay Bond- I understand there is an emergency at the Mall- I'll be there as soon as I can chief Zulu Knots," he said hanging up the phone as he ran towards the fake door on the side that had a detective sign hanging from it.

As Jay slammed the door the camera showed the entire room as the scene changed real fast with Ram and Jack running out and changing the set real fast. Suddenly Trudy ran in dressed in what looked to be a 1940's teacher uniform.

Jay then ran in a circle behind the camera rounded past Lex turned around and walked through the new door back to the set this time with a fake mustache on and a hat with a cane as Trudy stood there in the middle with a mock horror expression on her face.

Trudy then turned towards him, "Detective Barbie, you're here- I was so worried, there's been a kidnapping- the dancing bananas took my engagement ring, Valentine's day, and it's less than twenty fours till my wedding with Commander Shorthair," she announced.

"Don't worry Trudy- I'll make sure those bananas return your ring and that Valentine's day goes off without a hitch," he declared, "Now where is Chief Zulu Knots?"

On the side of the camera May looked at Slade, "Dancing Bananas? Did you know he was this weird when you saved him?"

"No, did you when you were working for Mega with him?" Slade demanded turning to her.

"No…"

"Then don't look at me, I just live here- this isn't exactly what I signed up for!" he said darkly.

Then Amber ran on to the set dressed in a cop uniform with a fake mustache of her own with her hair covered by a cop's hat.

"Bond- Jay Bond!"

"Chief Zulu Knots! I understand you have some valuable information for me," he said turning to her with Trudy now gone.

"Yes Barbiedoll boy- I have found out that the king of the dancing bananas- the Giant Pink Flamingo was spotted at the top of Eagle Mountain playing with a ring and holding a package of candy hearts!" she declared in mock horror.

"You mean…. Those evil beings- they took Valentine's day from the kids of the city. I shall return it… and Madam Crybaby's ring in time- I swear. I just need to reach the bat cave and get my uniform- and my sidekick," he said.

"Good luck Barbie."

"You too Santa Zulu"

"Bat cave?" Slade said turning to Danni.

"Don't ask me, I just made the costumes," she said in return.

Another minute later, the room turned into a place with a hill top standing at the ledge holding a ring in a flamingo suit was Ryan with a smirk on his face as Ellie, Ebony, Ruby, and Salene with the kids stood there in banana uniforms holding candy hearts, paper hearts, a calendar saying February, and little stuff animals with flowers.

"Have you stolen every last evidence of Valentine's day- and Queen Crybaby's wedding to Commander shorthair?" Ryan said turning to the team of ladies.

"Ja-ja flammy man," Brady said squealing with a laugh.

The others stifled a laugh as Ryan looked at them again trying to keep a straight face despite already being pink flamingo costume with a sign on his back saying "princess ryanna" on it.

"Now go- stop Barbie Jay Bond from saving the day and his sidekick, Super Motorcycle," Ryan yelled as they threw up the hearts in the air and ran off.

(Minutes later)

The camera turned back on again and they were standing in the car port with Slade sitting a computer desk turning around as another fake door opened to the car parking lot with Jay stepping in.

He was now dressed in a rainbow dress with long blonde hair waving as Slade turned around dressed as robin hood.

"Barbie, you're back," he declared looking at Jay with a smile.

"Yes, Motorcycle boy, I have returned- we have an assignment, we most go to Eagle Mountain to save the day from the bananas," Jay said as Slade stood up in his tights getting off the computer desktop… that wasn't running because it was outside.

He then put a smile on his face, "To the super motorcycles then," Slade declared.

"YES" Jay yelled as he ran over and jumped onto the back of the motorcycle and Slade getting on the front as Jay wrapped his arms around him.

"North Super Motorcycle boy- north," he declared.

"North it is but Barbie- you're slipping, I think you need to slide in closer," he said with eyebrow raised a bit and a suggestive smile on his face.

"That I do- that I do"

"Will anyone else be having nightmares tonight?" Mega said turning to Ram.

"Oh god yes"

(Short time later)

"Barbie, look," Slade yelled pointing to the hill of the bananas standing there holding fish while Ryan stood at the top stroking a kitty with a heart stuffed animal holding the ring.

"THERE," Jay cried.

"You go after Flamingo- I've got the bananas," Slade declared as he turned behind him, "Ducks get him" he cried pointing to a series of ducks that quaked and then ran towards the bananas, "Eat them- get some victim A" he yelled.

"Oh god," Mega muttered.

Ram looked at Mega as they watched the battle ensue in the corner of their eyes as Darryl watched his project with interest.

"I think I need to die," Ram said to him.

As "Super Motorcycle Boy" finished off the bananas with the… ducks…. Jay went up to Ryan, "Halt there flamingo man!" Jay cried.

"Homosexual Barbiedoll boy," he said with a sharp look, "Valentine's day and the ring is mine," he informed him darkly.

"Never- I'll you for them via the hardest game of all- PAPER, SCISSORS, ROCK!" Jay yelled.

"Deal… but I get to draw first," Ryan said.

"Paper, scissors, rock!" Mega and May muttered in unison with groans to follow.

Ryan then put out his hand as did Jay, "One, two, three…." Then Ryan drew scissors and Jay a rock….

"NOOOOOO," Ryan cried as Jay threw his hands up in the air and grabbed the ring racing off.

(A day later)

Standing outside in a garden holding flowers was Trudy as her husband, Commander Shorthair, or Darryl stood there holding flowers as Lex stood there in Priest outfit with Amber, Slade, and Jay on the side Lex spoke.

"You may now kiss the bride," he declared as the two leaned in and kissed for the camera as Jack turned on the sappy music.

"Okay can we go now?" Lex demanded.

Darryl now heavily lip locking Trudy then turned to the rest of them, "Yea," he said breathless.

"Oh good!"

"FINALLY!"

"I'm out of here"

"So am I," Ram chimed in as the others stormed off leaving Trudy and Darryl alone in the middle of the café.

"That was great Darryl- the best Valentine's video- or first I've ever had to remember my good fortune," Trudy said happily.

"Same here," he said in a low tone.

"But now I'd like to celebrate it for real- so how about we go back to the Mall have some alone time?"

"Thought you'd never ask Trudy"

The end.