THEY DON'T HAVE CHEESE
"Cheese, it's called cheese Fred!"
George Weasley stormed into the Common Room, followed closely by his twin brother Fred, munching on a fistful of dry crackers.
"Well why don't they have any?" Fred asked curiously.
"Why don't they have any? They're complete vegetarians! They don't EAT cheese!"
"Well I still want some, and the fact that they don't have any really disturbs me." Fred grumbled.
"What are you two talking about?" Lee walked into the Common Room, having to haul his 11 year old body over the portrait frame.
"Cheese" said Fred and George together.
"Okay..." Lee thought for a moment before saying, "Fred's still surprised that they don't have any?"
"Hey, don't act like I'm not right here," Fred protested, "I'm just saying that if they want to get anywhere in life, they have to have cheese; and give me some.
"Because they go really well with crackers." George interrupted, rolling his eyes. "Stop being so obsessed!" He started walking up the stairs. "Oh, and you can forget about prying into my stash."
As George disappeared, Lee asked curiously, "Who are they?"
"I have no idea. He just likes to talk about them..." Fred shrugged.
