Loudformers
Chapter 19: Research and Mayhem
Lisa Toolbot: Greetings my 3 human friends. We appreciate to come here to unveil two new bots, two baby bots, and new additional weapons. Kotaro: look at the babies! Purple and Orange colored! Can we name them? Lynn Sr.: purple is female color so I can call her Lily. Carlos: orange color huh maybe we call Carlitos. Lisa Toolbot: got it. Now we move on to the biggest update to our Autobot team. Please welcome, CJ Twitch and Carl Thrash transformed by a scooter and drone. Carl Thrash: Heyyyyy! You must be the tiny human people. Can we come in peace? Carlos: you don't need to turn up the volume! Size doesn't even matter tho. Nice to meet you I'm Carlos the scientist and my crosstown friends Lynn Sr. and Kotaro. CJ Twitch: Nice to meet you, are you men the gatekeepers to welcome Autobot to earth. Carlos: of course! I have Lynn Sr. and Kotaro to guide both of you to a planet whose body 10 percent of a size. Carl Thrash: I can fly you to spy and patrol your planet, but where are your chica bonitas you have? Lynn Sr.: there at home cooking dinner, but she's mine first! Lisa Toolbot: prepare your lasers boys because we have the final step of training so we can be prepared for the next evil tyranny. For example I'll kick the Autobot babies! Kotaro: whoa why kick your own siblings. Lisa Toolbot: it's a simple chase then catch, on your mark get set GO! Lynn Sr.: Gulp! So much for the brand new innovation! And human learning too!
3 hours later. SidBlade: now we demonstrate combat skills with this electrobaton. Side by side claws with bolt of lightning clashing like a Roman Gladiatior of the past. Carlos: that's a good human read. SidBlade: do we think robots are more smarter than humans? Carlos: what no, that's alien talk not human robot talk, To be honest I said. SidBlade: ready, aim, fire! CJ Twitch: Time to pucker up! Carl Thrash: and sucker punched! Lynn Sr.: wow! You even learned to speak human banter. SidBlade: hey, we know our galaxy customs in a single web speed! Kotaro: at least the babies are back on the crib.
1 hour later. Lincolnbee: so how's the new rookies going? SidBlade: really easy peezy for now! But they're really ready sir, kinda. Carl Thrash: hey, no biggie! Not every leader has to be emotional. Can we keep the weapons? Lincolnbee: no need to get an approval it's all yours! Besides Lisa tested already for us first before we give it to new recruits. CJ Twitch: so when's the mission start? (On the TV monitors, "Breaking News! Dinobots discovered below the Great Lakes City Zoo crushing the city!") Lenicopter: Hey Linky, luckily we got Mrs. Chang and the others are all safe out of the zoo, also the animals too now inside Lori's trailer truck. SidBlade: luckily I got addtional swords and guns on the other rack. Lincolnbee: alright Autobots now it's time to roll out! The end.
