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SNAFFLEPAUGS

"You're so odd."

Yes, Albus Dumbledore, 6th year Gryffindor, had been rejected by a female yet again.

"Just forget it Albus," said Robert, Albus' nest friend, slumping down on the couch. "You're just too odd for any girl."

"I am not odd," Albus defended himself, "I'm just different, that's all."

"Whatever you say."

"Oh my goodness!" Albus whispered to Robert, "Maureen Lovegood is on her way over here!"

"Oh dear lord," said Robert, getting up, "If she's coming over here, I'm outta here!"

Albus scooted over on the couch to allow space for Maureen to sit down if she wished to.

"Albus!" Maureen said excitedly, sitting down, "Did you hear about how the ministry is planning to exterminate all of the snafflepaugs?"

"Hmm…" Albus stared dreamily at Maureen.

"Well the snafflepaugs are just these charming little creatures that live in forests and eat nothing but flower petals. The ministry thinks that there is going to be a lack of flowers, and so they're decided to make all the snafflepaugs go extinct! Isn't that just awful?"

"You know, I heard about that!" Albus exclaimed, "I think that the ministry should just go… drown themselves in water. Of course I wouldn't want flowers to go extinct either, because there wouldn't be any to give to pretty girls like you." He transfigured his pencil into a rose.

"Oh Albus!" Maureen blushed as she took the flower from him. "I think you're wonderful! Just like a… snafflepaug!"

"I love this girl," Thought Albus.