TO STOP HER FROM SCREAMING
"Oh I see how it is." Said Lavender, seeing Ron and Hermione coming down the boy's staircase. "I see…"
"It's not what it seems, Lavender," Hermione tried to explain.
"That's what they always say." Lavender choked. "I think I want to hear Ron say it."
"Umm… It's not what it seems?…" Ron repeated lamely.
That made Lavender go into a rage.
"I knew it! I knew there was something going on with you two this whole time! It HAS been going on this whole time behind my back, hasn't it?"
"Well, no…" Ron's heart obviously wasn't into saving his current relationship.
"What do you mean 'well no'? Does that mean some yes? You actually have to think about whether something has been going on with her?"
"I think what he means to say-" Hermione started, but got cut off by Lavender's screams.
"You stay out of it! And you call yourself my roommate… more like a boyfriend stealer!"
"Now hold on there." Ron tried to get a word in.
"No! I won't hold on! I don't have to listen to the likes of you Ron Weasley!"
Tired of Lavender's screams, Ron did the one thing he could think of doing. He grabbed Hermione and dipped her.
"But, I thought… I didn't really think anything was going on!"
Lavender fainted, while Ron and Hermione had no plans of stopping.
