Day three:Daddys visit
"Hello and welcome back! I'm sitting here with Dr.Max"
"Hi Kanata what are we gonna do today before we let the guests come on out?"
"Its a syrprise but SOMEBODYS daddy isn't gonna be happy and by the way Inuyasha is still in the hot tub with a gay Miroku and he tied down but we aren't letting gay Miroku do anything to him...yet"
Mean While...
"Wheres Inuyasha!"said Kagome pacing back and forth
"Calm down Kagome it's not like they'd let anything happen"said Sango
"Yeah and if she lets gay Miroku shivers at thoughtDO anything to Inuyasha...well lets not get into that"said the monk with pale skin
"You don't look so good"said Sango walking over to him
"But If Inuyasha in danger what will we do!"(Kagome basicly freaks out like this for awhile and Kanata walks in)
"Hello all"she said grabbing everyones attenetion
"WHERES MY INUYASHA!"screeched Kagome holding onto Kanatas top (black trench coat and red top and jeans)
"Calm down crazy one"Kanata joked
"BITCH TELL ME!" she yelled
"He's fine...cough"Kanata then left them there in silence
Mean While with a Gay Monk...
"Inuyasha!"said G.Miroku (g.miroku gay miroku)
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MEE!"he yelped
Mean While with Shippo and Parents
"You mean Inuyasha and the others have been taken!"yelled a voice
"Calm down dear"said another (I know Alot of ppl get told to calm down)
"But He is our son!"said the angry voice
"Hey whats this?"said Shippo as he pressed the 'on' button on the tv
"Hello and welcome back,Inuyasha must be having a interesting time"said Kanata
"Now lets Take another look"Laughed Dr.Max
"Ok!"said Kanata as the big screen in the studio lit up thus showing Inuyasha and g. Miroku 'hitting' it off
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME ,WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU KANATA I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!"yelled Inuyasha
"Oh My GOD!" yelled the angry voice as he went off and threw up in the bathroom
"Oh my dear Husband"said Inuyashas mother (omg shocker! lol not really)
"Oh Kanata "laughed dr.Max
"Now lets bring out two people Kagome Higarashi and Kikyo or as Kagome says Kik-bitch!" boos come out for kikyo but applause comes for Kagome
"You Bitch! how dare you insult me"said Kikyo
"Oh Bitch please"said Kagome
"Bring it on "finished Kagome
"I will bitch"said a charging Kikyo
"You stupid little slut Inuyasha hates you your dead!"said Kagome ripping her kumono
"Well thats fucking interesting He leaves you for me!"yelled Kikyo
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" screamed Kagome punching her then rolling on top of her and beating the crap out of her
"YOUR PUNCH SOUL COLLECTORSPUNCH WON'T FUCKINGPUNCH SAVE YOU NOW BITCH!"yelled Kagome
"Kagome catch"said Dr.Max throwing her sword (where the sword came from I don't know)
"Thanks " as she almost finished the job
"Dr.Max do you want to take over?"asked Kagome
"Sure!"Dr.Max stood up and finished her off
"Yeah bitch now whos dying!"Dr.Max yelled proud of herself
Mean while...
"Husband Look Kagome won the battle and she did it all for dear Inuyasha"said a happy mother
"Yes I thought she would,lets go get our son"he turned to Shippo
"You stay here"
"Ok"nodded Shippo as the two left.
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well that was weird i know i know but plez review anyway i need really good ideas plez send me some bye
