What if gambit became a girl part four
AN : what, did you really think I'll forget about this oh-so-stupid fanfics ? Well maybe but .. .. .. .. Nah, just jocking, well the same way I've start it all, it's 7:30 in the afternoon ( yep early) and I'm not dying by the heat, more by the cold. I hate Canada just for that. Hey, for the one who've seen X-men the movies : IT NOT TRUE WE CANADIEN DON'T ALL LOOK LIKE LOGAN OR ANY PERSON THAT WHERE THERE. ( even if i wish i found someone like Logan ) and the only place that there is as most snow that in the movies is Alaska or Baie-James (where it's worst than Alaska). Just wanted to tell you those important news. ^^
So, where was I .. .. .. Oh yeah ! Remyenne was trying some outfit for her date while her "angel" was sitting on the bed watching.
" Why do I have to watch you changer over and over ?"
" To tell me what ya think about Remyenne's clothe !"
" You could ask the other girl !"
" Nah, Ororo is doing papers work with the professor, You've killed Jean and Rogue is insane. Ya are the only girl left."
Yukiko mumble something like "why god why" while Remyenne tried for the X time a new shirt. Finally when she decide what she'll wear, to the big happiness of Yukiko, Remyenne ask how she could arrange her hair what make Yukiko sight.
Remyenne was now in the bathroom fighting against the hair gel. Yukiko sitting on the toilet ( use as a chair, not any other way ) was mumbling strange words.
" What ya saying mon amie ?"
" Trying to figure a way to get me out of here without bringing Jean back to life."
" She can do that by herself, she's the phoenix after all."
" If you .. .. WHAT ! Oh my gush, I'm death meat."
" But mon amie, ya are an angel, ya cannot die."
" I'm not immunise against mutant. Nothing could be worst now ! "
These are the words you should never say, believe me, never say that ! Remyenne hair clip start floating in the air. Yukiko had just time to say " OMG " before been knock out by who know why and drag out of the bathroom half unconscious. Remyenne tried to fight as she see her angel kidnapped by Magneto and friend ( sound like Barney and friend .. .. .. let sing a song : I hate you, You hate me, we're a big bad family. :P ) Logan arrive really anxious screaming " What's going on !" when he saw Remyenne running after Toad who was holding a unconscious Yukiko. He understood
* Ooooh, he can think :P * * Logan : Yes I can you stupid Fanfics author. * * I am the writer so be a good boy and shut up or you'll be dancing ballet with Scott. * Euh-hum, He understood that the front attack of Magneto was just a diversion to kidnap the girl but why ? That's when it hit him, well more a 2t rock throw by Sabertooth, but when he saw Jean, next to Magneto, he knew what he want was her power. Remyenne tried to catch up Toad but it wasn't easy with a skirt. She threw cards but he dodge them all. When she saw it was to late, Remyenne felt on her knees exhausted. She thought of all the way they will torture her before she co operate. Poor Yukiko.
* Remy : aren't it suppose to be a story about me as a girl ? *
* Yeah but, I wanted to torture her a little. *
* Remy : What !?! who are you ? *
* Ya will know in time. ( evil glares. ) *
When Yukiko wake-up, she was tied up on a chair, no way to move. It didn't bother her that much 'cause when you have an evil half who try to kill you each week you're kinda use to the kidnap-and-lock-up-somewhere-you-don't- know stuff. But who, except her half, would want her dead ?
" Maybe me, you stupid Angel !"
" Don't call me angel !"
Yukiko tried to turn her head around and saw Jean whose eye were tilting and full of hate. She slap Yukiko's face but she turn around holding her hand with pain.
" That's hurt ! How come ?"
" Demon skin."
" But you are an angel."
" I am NOT an angel, just part one."
" If physical pain can't do anything to you, we'll use mental pain."
Yukiko fear a second as she saw Toad enter. * They wouldn't, no they wouldn't * but when she saw him go directly to Sabertooth and slap him on the hand saying :
" You big brute."
And then kissing passionately, she couldn't take it, no it was to much. Her eye full open, she .. .. .. .. .. .. .. felt on the floor with the chair and burst in to uncontrollable laugh.
" Pouahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's so funny, hahahahahaha lmfas, can't stop laughing, it hurt. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kill hi hi hi me hi hi"
They were still kissing when Yukiko managed to take with her feet her spy camera and take some picture. When they had stop, they looked at each other surprise.
" What was I doing Toad ?"
" Was going to ask you the same thing."
" I got a bad taste in the mouth."
" Me too."
When they realise, most because Yukiko was telling it a loath still laughing, the two man run to the bathroom. Jean looked at Yukiko who was still crawling on the side, laughing and asking to more of her "torture", so her little trick on Toad and Sabertooth didn't work. Maybe .. .. .. ..
" Hey looser, you know you should try to find clothe better than that," she said pointing her shirt." You kinda remember me of a blanket someone vomit on."
" So what ? I like my shirt, if you don't well don't look."
Jean was frustrated by the reply, but heard, well she thought, some anger in that. Like she wasn't like it.
" And your hair, they are so pathetic, they look like a dead squirrel. Even Cloud got nicer hair. "
* Remy : Who's Cloud ?*
* FF7 you idiot*
" So what ! I . Like. My. Hair. A. Lot."
She paused on each words to make sure Jean could understand that she wasn't interests in beauty talk. Jean sense her anger growing with time, and some pain to. She didn't expect it would be so easy.
" And you should at least try make-up, some blush wouldn't be a bad thing you know."
" I don't care, stop telling me that !"
" Why ?"
" 'Cause I hate people who talk about mode all the time."
Yukiko damn herself for that, why did she had to say that. ! Jean smile, happily thought, and sit to a chair next to her.
~*~*~
Sure, the X-men came to save her, but what they found was scary, unbelievably scary. There she was, sitting on a chair tied up, listening to all the problem Jean got.
".. .. and then she said like "no I didn't" and the next day she had the same dress as mine but in yellow instead of green. It was so ugly on her, she looked like a bus. But I told her that I didn't care. What a bitch she is .. .."
Yukiko was freeze in scared, her face showing a clearly " DUH" expression. As Scott tried to talk calmly to Jean ( She still wanted to finish her revenge.) Remyenne had go see her Angel.
" So ?" " So much .. So much ... It's was horrible !"
The professor step out ( err more rolled :P) to see Yukiko.
" So ?"
" Professor, it's the last time I laugh at you because of your job."
Remyenne helped Yukiko to detach from the chair.
" You have to listen to HER like that for hour ? And each day ? How can you ?"
* I usually fall asleep and she never notice.* He told her mentally. But an other question enter Yukiko mind, how come, if she is the writer, all this had appends to her ?
" Now, you are asking the right question."
Said someone no one knew, except one person .. .. .. or two .. .. .. Maybe more ^^.
" Okay, Now everyone, I present you my evil half. Evil Half everyone. I hope you'll come to the ceremony."
" Which one ?"
" The one of yours death. BASTARD I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT !!"
While Yukiko was running around trying to kill her half, the other X-men look at her confuse.
" So lets say she is safe now. 'Cause Remyenne still have her date. But now Remyenne outfits is all dirty .. .. ANGEL !"
" What !" she said while trying to remove her half head.
" I got to change up, will you come to help me ?"
" o.O not again !!"
AN: Well, this is it for this chapter .. ..
Yukito stop that. Hi everyone, I all present you my evil half called Yukito. He decide to help me with my Fanfics. And he is a nice help. Please now, be a good boy AND STOP TORTURING ME !
Maybe .. ..
In the next one, promise it will be the date. It just I didn't had the slice of an idea so I've write that during work. Maybe next day of work I'll start the next one. Review if you like, e-mail if you don't, and die if I don't like you. Have a nice day ^^.
AN : what, did you really think I'll forget about this oh-so-stupid fanfics ? Well maybe but .. .. .. .. Nah, just jocking, well the same way I've start it all, it's 7:30 in the afternoon ( yep early) and I'm not dying by the heat, more by the cold. I hate Canada just for that. Hey, for the one who've seen X-men the movies : IT NOT TRUE WE CANADIEN DON'T ALL LOOK LIKE LOGAN OR ANY PERSON THAT WHERE THERE. ( even if i wish i found someone like Logan ) and the only place that there is as most snow that in the movies is Alaska or Baie-James (where it's worst than Alaska). Just wanted to tell you those important news. ^^
So, where was I .. .. .. Oh yeah ! Remyenne was trying some outfit for her date while her "angel" was sitting on the bed watching.
" Why do I have to watch you changer over and over ?"
" To tell me what ya think about Remyenne's clothe !"
" You could ask the other girl !"
" Nah, Ororo is doing papers work with the professor, You've killed Jean and Rogue is insane. Ya are the only girl left."
Yukiko mumble something like "why god why" while Remyenne tried for the X time a new shirt. Finally when she decide what she'll wear, to the big happiness of Yukiko, Remyenne ask how she could arrange her hair what make Yukiko sight.
Remyenne was now in the bathroom fighting against the hair gel. Yukiko sitting on the toilet ( use as a chair, not any other way ) was mumbling strange words.
" What ya saying mon amie ?"
" Trying to figure a way to get me out of here without bringing Jean back to life."
" She can do that by herself, she's the phoenix after all."
" If you .. .. WHAT ! Oh my gush, I'm death meat."
" But mon amie, ya are an angel, ya cannot die."
" I'm not immunise against mutant. Nothing could be worst now ! "
These are the words you should never say, believe me, never say that ! Remyenne hair clip start floating in the air. Yukiko had just time to say " OMG " before been knock out by who know why and drag out of the bathroom half unconscious. Remyenne tried to fight as she see her angel kidnapped by Magneto and friend ( sound like Barney and friend .. .. .. let sing a song : I hate you, You hate me, we're a big bad family. :P ) Logan arrive really anxious screaming " What's going on !" when he saw Remyenne running after Toad who was holding a unconscious Yukiko. He understood
* Ooooh, he can think :P * * Logan : Yes I can you stupid Fanfics author. * * I am the writer so be a good boy and shut up or you'll be dancing ballet with Scott. * Euh-hum, He understood that the front attack of Magneto was just a diversion to kidnap the girl but why ? That's when it hit him, well more a 2t rock throw by Sabertooth, but when he saw Jean, next to Magneto, he knew what he want was her power. Remyenne tried to catch up Toad but it wasn't easy with a skirt. She threw cards but he dodge them all. When she saw it was to late, Remyenne felt on her knees exhausted. She thought of all the way they will torture her before she co operate. Poor Yukiko.
* Remy : aren't it suppose to be a story about me as a girl ? *
* Yeah but, I wanted to torture her a little. *
* Remy : What !?! who are you ? *
* Ya will know in time. ( evil glares. ) *
When Yukiko wake-up, she was tied up on a chair, no way to move. It didn't bother her that much 'cause when you have an evil half who try to kill you each week you're kinda use to the kidnap-and-lock-up-somewhere-you-don't- know stuff. But who, except her half, would want her dead ?
" Maybe me, you stupid Angel !"
" Don't call me angel !"
Yukiko tried to turn her head around and saw Jean whose eye were tilting and full of hate. She slap Yukiko's face but she turn around holding her hand with pain.
" That's hurt ! How come ?"
" Demon skin."
" But you are an angel."
" I am NOT an angel, just part one."
" If physical pain can't do anything to you, we'll use mental pain."
Yukiko fear a second as she saw Toad enter. * They wouldn't, no they wouldn't * but when she saw him go directly to Sabertooth and slap him on the hand saying :
" You big brute."
And then kissing passionately, she couldn't take it, no it was to much. Her eye full open, she .. .. .. .. .. .. .. felt on the floor with the chair and burst in to uncontrollable laugh.
" Pouahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that's so funny, hahahahahaha lmfas, can't stop laughing, it hurt. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kill hi hi hi me hi hi"
They were still kissing when Yukiko managed to take with her feet her spy camera and take some picture. When they had stop, they looked at each other surprise.
" What was I doing Toad ?"
" Was going to ask you the same thing."
" I got a bad taste in the mouth."
" Me too."
When they realise, most because Yukiko was telling it a loath still laughing, the two man run to the bathroom. Jean looked at Yukiko who was still crawling on the side, laughing and asking to more of her "torture", so her little trick on Toad and Sabertooth didn't work. Maybe .. .. .. ..
" Hey looser, you know you should try to find clothe better than that," she said pointing her shirt." You kinda remember me of a blanket someone vomit on."
" So what ? I like my shirt, if you don't well don't look."
Jean was frustrated by the reply, but heard, well she thought, some anger in that. Like she wasn't like it.
" And your hair, they are so pathetic, they look like a dead squirrel. Even Cloud got nicer hair. "
* Remy : Who's Cloud ?*
* FF7 you idiot*
" So what ! I . Like. My. Hair. A. Lot."
She paused on each words to make sure Jean could understand that she wasn't interests in beauty talk. Jean sense her anger growing with time, and some pain to. She didn't expect it would be so easy.
" And you should at least try make-up, some blush wouldn't be a bad thing you know."
" I don't care, stop telling me that !"
" Why ?"
" 'Cause I hate people who talk about mode all the time."
Yukiko damn herself for that, why did she had to say that. ! Jean smile, happily thought, and sit to a chair next to her.
~*~*~
Sure, the X-men came to save her, but what they found was scary, unbelievably scary. There she was, sitting on a chair tied up, listening to all the problem Jean got.
".. .. and then she said like "no I didn't" and the next day she had the same dress as mine but in yellow instead of green. It was so ugly on her, she looked like a bus. But I told her that I didn't care. What a bitch she is .. .."
Yukiko was freeze in scared, her face showing a clearly " DUH" expression. As Scott tried to talk calmly to Jean ( She still wanted to finish her revenge.) Remyenne had go see her Angel.
" So ?" " So much .. So much ... It's was horrible !"
The professor step out ( err more rolled :P) to see Yukiko.
" So ?"
" Professor, it's the last time I laugh at you because of your job."
Remyenne helped Yukiko to detach from the chair.
" You have to listen to HER like that for hour ? And each day ? How can you ?"
* I usually fall asleep and she never notice.* He told her mentally. But an other question enter Yukiko mind, how come, if she is the writer, all this had appends to her ?
" Now, you are asking the right question."
Said someone no one knew, except one person .. .. .. or two .. .. .. Maybe more ^^.
" Okay, Now everyone, I present you my evil half. Evil Half everyone. I hope you'll come to the ceremony."
" Which one ?"
" The one of yours death. BASTARD I'M SO GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THAT !!"
While Yukiko was running around trying to kill her half, the other X-men look at her confuse.
" So lets say she is safe now. 'Cause Remyenne still have her date. But now Remyenne outfits is all dirty .. .. ANGEL !"
" What !" she said while trying to remove her half head.
" I got to change up, will you come to help me ?"
" o.O not again !!"
AN: Well, this is it for this chapter .. ..
Yukito stop that. Hi everyone, I all present you my evil half called Yukito. He decide to help me with my Fanfics. And he is a nice help. Please now, be a good boy AND STOP TORTURING ME !
Maybe .. ..
In the next one, promise it will be the date. It just I didn't had the slice of an idea so I've write that during work. Maybe next day of work I'll start the next one. Review if you like, e-mail if you don't, and die if I don't like you. Have a nice day ^^.
