Well, this is the last chapter .. I hope. There it go !

" You have a new body ?"

" Yep."

" And where is it ?"

" I'll bring it to you tomorrow. And by the ways, I LOAD you this body, so keep it in one piece. No illicit stuff with mister a-grizzly-friendlier-than-me got it ?"

" Aaah, you're not funny ..."

" Aaaah, I give a damn about it. Now be nice I'll be back next morning."

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Let's get fast on this one, she undress, sleep, had nice dream and now we're next morning. Happy now ?

Remy : Isn't it a little cheap for writing ?

So ? Sue me.

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the next morning :

"giggle Remyenne come down, there's someone for you !"

Remyenne climb down the stair then stop in the middle perplex.

Was it Storm that giggle ? … nah.

At the door, Jean, Storm and Rogue ...

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Remy : She's backs ?

Yep, I decide to be nice and bring her back.

Remy : I'm not sure if it was nice of ya to bring her back ...

you're insinuate something ?

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... were drooling big time over a guy at the door. The poor was looking quite frighten.

" Hello Hunky, do I know you ?" asked Jean in her sexy pose.

" Yes you do, but let just stay like that, I'm here to see Remyenne, could I ? " He saw her in the stair. "... there she is, REMYENNE GET YOUR ASS HERE ! I WONT STAY HERE ALL DAY I'M BUSY YOU KNOW !"

" ... Angel ?"

" The one and only." He said. " Now lets scram okay ? I want to end that the faster the better."

" If ya say so. But what's da name now ?"

" Max, just call me Max "cause I don't want to tell you my real masculine name version. It will take too long to explain ..." he stops talking and took a disgusted expression. " did someone just pinch my ass ?"

" Rogue how could you !"

" It wasn't me Jean."

"..."

"..."

both " ORORO !"

" What ?" the white haired girl said," He do have a nice ass."

Why me ? WHY ME ? WHAT DOES MY ASS HAVE ! must stay sane, must stay sane, must stay sane ...

At that moment, mister friendlier-than-a-grizzly decided to enter the hall. Let's say the view of a man touching Remyenne (well, more hiding behing her because Jean decided to kiss him) wasn't in his favorite thing to see.

"I'm not interest really. You just have to much breast and I don't like you and I think you're /meep/."

Within a second Max was hold up in the air with three little blade in front of his eyes.

Why me …WHY ME

"Hello to you too Logan. Can you put me down please? I would like to live another day."

"I'm going to …"

"Logan, let my angel live!"

"Angel?"

"Yeah angel as in: This is my angel in boy mode!"

I would prefer him in death note, thought Logan.

"How come he's a boy?"

"Because Mister, he's here to change me back into sexy Remy, but I wanna stay Remyenne."

"I want you to stay Remyenne too."

"And I want to get down please. Can I?"

Logan 'gently' dropped Max on the ground.

"Ouch! Now," He said rubbing his bottoms," what is that thing about you don't want to be back to your old self?"

"I like being a girl and I like ta date Logan too so I wanna stay a girl."

"No."

"Oh I knew you would say …What? No?"

"Exactly. You were born male, you will die male. End of all."

"And if I say something?" As blazing eyes watched Max.

"Look okay? It was an error, you'll soon be male again and you wont argue. Please listen, I had a bad week okay? 1: You appears out of nowhere and I have to give you a new body. 2 This …thing point jean Insult me for no reason. 3: My lovely twin decide to help her capture me. 4: I've past the rest of the time looking for this body! point himself 5 : I had to fight to have it, 6: Since I'm a boy everygirl found me cute and even some GUYS grope my ass and now you tell me you want to stay a GIRL?"

"Yep."

"Arsh¬¤(-un! That's it! No more nice guy. I should have done that at the begining you will be a man again, or I'll make sure this will me your last day on earth." He said turning red." And tell your grizzly bear that he better leave me alone or I'll CASTRATE him."

"But why?"

"Because I SAID SO! Now follow me please."

The two went inside a mysterious closet on the left side of the room. (All mysterious closets belong to me and Smily.)

After two hour of mumbling, strange light and puff of smoke, a normal Remy and Yukiko came out of the room.

"Ah …"

"SHUT UP ! NOW HEAR ME YOU LITTLE PESKY HUMAN! BY MY POWER I MAKE SURE ALL OF YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE OR ELSE I'LL BE BACK TO KILL YOU ALL UNDER THE NAME OF APOCALYPSE ! GOT IT!"

She puffed in a dark gloomy smoke to never be heard or remember ever.

Everything was back to normal, except the strange ballet Remy, Logan and Scott did for the professor birthday.

THE END

You don't wish to know what it means.