(Requester Veras11 on Discord or Theqman90 on FFN)
(Word count: 4000)
Berlint, Ostania/?/?
The scene showed a well furnished apartment home in a town which held a family… however this family wasn't so simple… for starters while the family was rather well known as being nice and what not… well…
Far from the home an explosion happened surprising many and from the explosion came a man with blond hair as he ran from the building and hopped into a car and drove away, he had ripped some kind of makeup mask off his face the moment before he got out of the exploding building to destroy evidence and he carried a briefcase into the car and spoke into some kind of earpiece he had.
"I got the requested item but an idiotic man fired a damned rocket launcher pretty much causing a chain reaction… thankfully no civilians were harmed but I would suggest stearing clear of the area since the SSS will be here soon to canvas the area." The blond haired man said as a woman spoke on the other end.
"Good… aside from the explosion that is but we can easily say that those fools started things and if people see you, could just say you ran for your life Twilight… I'll be coming by your home for the briefcase so please make sure the contents won't be harmed, I even have a little gift for Anya if people ask why I'm stopping by." The woman's voice said as the man rolled his eyes as he sped along the street… his name was Twilight or his codename at least, his name when not using that codename on missions was Loid Forger, a man with blonde hair, blue eyes, and light caucasian skin… he was in this city on a VERY important mission but this one was a long term one as well and he was given smaller missions inbetween.
Operation Strix… it was a long term operation that involved him marrying a woman named Yor and adopting a daughter named Anya and Anya was the key to this mission… though given her mentality with some things… Loid wasn't very hopeful in this mission sometimes but she did surprise him on occasion.
His wife next was Yor, a beautiful woman who had long straight black hair… red eyes and a light skin tone, she normally had her hair in a headband while they were either tied up or at the nape of her neck or let down in some cases... to him she was a rather interesting fake wife of sorts, granted nowadays he felt rather…. Relaxed around her but thanks to some things Loid didn't know… well he had no idea about Yor being Thorn Princess… a deadly assassin who worked for a secret assassin group and killed many people… for reasons some good… some bad… but one thing was clear… no one lived when Yor was hired to kill people… and her uniform of sorts when in her killing mode was a halter-style black dress that showed off her shoulders and cleavage, a rose choker, and a rose pattern on the inside of her skirt, she had black fingerless gloves, she had black thigh high boots too well… boot… and when in killer mode she was normally merciless in her actions.
Then there was his daughter, unaware to him, his daughter, Anya, who had pink hair, normally wore the female version of the school outfit of Eden academy and was a telepath… she could read minds and she used it to help her either with cheating in school or dealing with various troubles that would have killed Loid in that one bombing incident though he never knew that while other incidents with his mind reading powers caused hilarious moments when she used them to make it seem like she was reading minds in a poker game or comments caused people to make her jolt when muttering about her having mind reading powers… nuff said she worked to fix that by saying things like dumb luck or just lucky guesses.
Finally there was the dog Bond Forger… A Dog with the power to see the future and while not aware of the power itself, sometimes seeing things that spooked him like Yor's cooking, it was helpful when Anya was near him and she could read his mind to prevent certain incidents.
And finally the woman who Loid talked with, her name was Sylvia Sherwood, she was a Handler for WISE and had the title of Fullmetal Lady, reason for that title was because of her skills in fooling the Secret police and making sure not to mess up in giving missions to her agents and because of her efficacy in this, she earned that title from working like a machine in doing what she does.
Anyway enough on the stars of the show, though two of five would be leaving soon leaving three as the stars of the lemons to be…
As Loid continues to drive away from the latest mission he went on, he made sure to hide the briefcase just in case while he approached his home or at least the home base he stayed in for nearly a year… because of how sudden this mission was, he had to leave Yor in charge of… cooking which made Loid shudder since Yor couldn't cook food that was actually edible aside from one meal from her childhood… he has yet to find anyone other than Yor's brother Yuri who could withstand the meals and even than… Yuri both ate and puked up the food at the same time… hard to say which was worse… the sister complex Yuri had or the fact he withstood Yor's food for so many years… nuff said Loid really hoped… no prayed that Yor ordered take out or something.
Though when he walked into the apartment building where his home was… when he walked into the home, he had a shocked look on his face when he saw Anya on the ground seemingly passed out.
"ANYA!" Loid called out as he knelt next to his adopted daughter.
"Speak to me!, did you eat Yor's cooking again!?" Loid said as Anya suddenly opened her eyes making Loid jolt.
"No, was just playing Bondman with the nice lady who dropped by with bond." Anya said while Loid blinks as he looks over when Anya points and well… he jolts again when he saw an amused Sylvia and a depressed looking Yor.
"When you saw Anya on the floor the first thing you thought was my cooking?... I-I've been taking lessons you know." Yor said while Sylvia looks amused, if it wasn't explained earlier about her looks, she had a slim figure similar to Yor, had long wavy red hair, slightly droopy purple colored eyes at the end and the outfit she wore was her Secretary Sherwood disguise though she wore some nearly knee high boots to switch up her fashion a bit and she looks amused as Loid tried to apologize to Yor when he sets Anya on her feet while Bond came by… though… when he saw the trio of Loid, Sylvia, and Yor… well… Anya blinks when she read his mind when he had a future vision and what she saw was well… shocking for a 6 to 7 to possibly 8 year old kids mind… Loid getting kissed on both cheeks by Yor and Sylvia with Loid looking shocked and Anya placed her hands on her cheeks when she looks double shocked by this sudden vision Bond had.
"W-What!?... why is Papa getting kissed by Mama and this nice lady… GASP!, is she going to be a new Mama!?" Anya thought while being pretty happy and well… rather naive in her thought and thankfully for Bond the memory didn't show much detail from the neck down and stuff.
Still point being Anya did wonder how that would happen… she than looks at the thoughts of the trio to see what they were thinking.
"Oh why did Loid instantly assume it was my cooking that took Anya down… sure she did have a position that looked similar to when she tried one of my home cooked meals but that wasn't a reason to just say that." Yor thought while Anya closed her eyes and scratched her cheek when she figured that was her mama's thought right now.
She then looks at Loid while he was trying to apologize to Yor and while his mouth was saying apologize, he was thinking many things right now but the general thing was…
"OK, while I admit that it was improper to assume that Yor was the one to do this… I can't be fully at fault thanks to past experiences… I mean her meals would knock anyone out, how was I supposed to know Sylvia was playing a game with Anya." Loid thought while Anya rubs her head… she did have fun with Sylvia but didn't mean to get her papa in trouble.
She than finally looks at Sylvia and she was a little surprised by the thoughts Sylvia had.
"Hmmm pretty cute how Twilight is acting like this, hard to say if he is just pretending to be a loving husband or just acting… maybe I should try and cheer the duo up… been awhile since I last had sex and everything." Sylvia thought and while Anya was confused by the word sex, she did want to help Sylvia with helping her parents feel better and this could help with that vision she saw so she said this.
"Hey Papa, mama!, if you give me some cash Bond and I could go get dinner and everything, maybe that scruffy guy could help carry the food and stuff!" Anya said while everyone blinks at this while Sylvia looks amused as she looks at Loid and Yor.
"Could be a good change of pace, may as well let the little one handle the food gathering with some help from this… scruffy guy she talks about." Sylvia said as Loid rubs his chin.
"Well… if its Franky, I don't mind giving him a call and stuff, but Dinner is awhile away, you trying to get out of studying Anya." Loid said making Anya jolt.
"N-No!, I mean if I get dinner, it would mean more fun times and stuff for you and Mama since she won't be worried about cooking and stuff, she deserves a break after all she did." Anya said while Yor teared up at how thoughtful Anya was.
"Oh Anya… your so sweet." Yor said in a motherly way while she hugged Anya tightly making her groan from the hug as Yor rubs her cheek on Anya's.
Sylvia chuckles a bit as she looks at Loid.
"If your worried about studies, why not have this… Franky guy take Anya to a place where she can get cultured and stuff, Dinner is a couple hours away and I don't mind sticking around for that if food is going to be brought here sooner or later." Sylvia said as Loid frowns but he knew he was out voted here and sighs.
"*Sigh*... fine Anya can skip her study time for today but only IF… Franky gives her some pop quiz questions on what she learned today…" Loid said making Anya gasp though she nods quickly when Loid gave her a pointed look and Loid smiles.
"Good… I'll make a call and lets see how things go." Loid said as he went to make a call… thankfully by giving Franky a bit of extra cash for his inventions or for helping him with women issues the fluffy black haired man was rather welcoming in taking Anya and Bond on a walk around to cultured places… though for Anya it was mainly the trio leaving to see some spy based stuff thanks to a small festival nearby with a spy theme going on… that… would unnerve Loid later… in the meantime this left the trio of Sylvia, Loid, and Yor alone while Sylvia smirks.
"Hehe, now that the child is gone and what not, the adults can really talk and what not… I'm curious, you two are married yes?... been awhile since I asked… I'm curious about something though." Sylvia said while Loid drinks some tea while Yor looks curious.
"What?" Yor said as Sylvia said this.
"I'm curious but have you ever considered making a sibling for Anya?" Sylvia said making Loid's eyes widnened while Yor blushed profusely as Loid did one hell of a spit take when he nearly choked on his tea and Yor had to pat his back though the blush was still there and Yor asked this in Loid's stead.
"W-Why ask that?, I mean g-granted we are married, but…" Yor said while Sylvia smirks.
"Oh but I am curious, I mean since you two are married you two did have the honeymoon phase right?..." Sylvia said while Loid gave her a pointed look and mouthed this as he speaks differently somehow.
"W-Well we haven't had time persay given the situation." Loid said as his Twilight speak was at the same time though unknowing to Yor.
"Why are you asking that of all things?" Twilight said as Sylvia speaks a moment later, and like with just now, the Fullmetal lady part of her mouthed the real sentence while Sylvia continues the conversation… it may sound confusing but just roll with it.
"Oh but I'm sure all this work and stress I've heard you do is really intense, pretty sure your loving wife should help you relax or… does she not know how to do those kinds of things?" Sylvia said making Yor and Loid blush big time for a number of reasons though the Fullmetal part of Sylvia…
"Considering you have to make sure that this faux marriage works out while Anya works her way to the 8 Stella stars, you may want to try and humor some real seduction and sex, or are you going to tell me that you can get the other Stella stars anytime soon and not have a possible… cheating moment on your hands?... would make it very hard for your mission if your beautiful wife goes around and what not… an unsatisfied wife is a rather unfaithful one if not treated well… take it from me since I had a daughter once." Fullmetal Lady said making Loid cringe more while he quickly thought of the pros and cons of this if he actually humored… sex with Yor… he wasn't even sure she actually liked him at this point in time… the one time he thought she did, he got kicked in the jaw and knocked out after barely managing to not crash on his back from a sudden kick.
While this happened, Yor was a blushing mess since all this talk of sex was bothering her in many ways… this marriage was supposed to be a fake of sorts since she wanted to help Loid with what he was doing and while she was unaware of his spy business, she was a mother to Anya and wanted to be a good mother so… well… she suggested one rather… insane idea when she went to drink some alcohol much to Loid's horror when Sylvia looks confused at the fearful look Loid had.
"Finesh… but on one condition if I'm going to have sex with my hubby all of a sudden…" Yor said while Loid and Sylvia were really surprised.
"O-Oh really… what is the condition?" Sylvia asked while she thought Yor would want cash or something and got a bit nervous she would ask her something that could be impossible.
"Well… you help me with pleasing loidsy… you seem experienced so why not show me some pointers since you had a daughter before." Yor said while Loid and Sylvia froze with shocked looks as they looked at Yor like she had two heads or something and while Loid was about to open his mouth… well… Sylvia one upped the two head thing when he thought Sylvia had three heads when she said this when she had a smirk on her face.
"Interesting… if you can do one thing for me… I don't mind helping out." Sylvia said while Loid looks at Sylvia like she looked mad and back at Yor before Loid jolts when the two women look at him.
"Oh Loid…" The two said with scary grins on their faces and he triple jolts when Sylvia mouthed this with her Fullmetal persona though… it was really hard to tell if this was something proper.
"If you want the mission to go well… play along." Fullmetal lady said as Loid for the first time in his life felt pure fright at what was going on as he was dragged to the bedroom by the two women and one was blind stinking drunk… a moment later… well Loid was pretty much handcuffed to the bed after he was nearly stripped naked and left in some boxers.
"H-Hey… why cuff me like this?... where did you even have these!?" Loid said as Sylvia smirks as she adjusts her glasses as they shimmered.
"I'm a secretary at the Attache at Westalis Embassy, sometimes in case rough people come by, I have a few of these lying around for security to use… I just happened to have four of them on me by chance." Sylvia said as she licks her lips while Loid shuddered.
"I-I highly doubt that." Loid said as Sylvia chuckles.
"Maybe, but you don't know that… anyway Yor… you said you had a surprise for Loid on your… honeymoon?" Sylvia said as a drunken Yor smiles as she walked to the bathroom after grabbing something from the closet.
"Hehe… yesh, I do… considering its a honeymoon, why not wear something nice before I have fun with my Loidsy." Yor said as she walked into the bathroom and shuts the door and while this happened, Loid looks at Sylvia.
"OK enough jokes Sylvia… let me go and stuff." Loid said as Sylvia looks amused by this.
"Try and get free, you're a spy after all so why not try and get free of some simple cuffs… won't lie… I do need some stress relief so if you can't get free… may as well enjoy being captured by an enemy spy so to speak." Sylvia said making Loid blink but before he could open his mouth, the bathroom door opened and Loid and Sylvia look over and well… their eyes widened when they saw Yor in her Thorn Princess getup… though neither of them knew she was thorn princess, they did know the outfit because of how WISE's central intelligence was able to gather info of people of importance.
Still while the look did throw them off and Loid knew Yor was pretty tough and stuff, he doubted she was the Thorn princess on looks alone and well… he and Sylvia sweatdrop as they saw Yor trip and she laughs a few times when she got up.
"Hehe… I fell… so Syl Syl… how do I please my hubby?" Yor asked while Sylvia hummed while she quickly had this thought.
"Interesting… even if the resemblance is a coincidence with that outfit she looks exactly like the Thorn princess and stuff… not sure if we should be worried if this is the case but…" Sylvia said while she smirks in amusement while Loid didn't like that look.
"Well Yor… how about we play a game of sorts on this honeymoon… you and I need to… interrogate Loid here but he is being a bit… hesitant in giving us what we want… we can't harm him but we do need him to talk so… why don't we do this…" Sylvia said as she whispered in a drunken Yor's ear and she blinks and blushed as she nods vigorously as she looks at Sylvia.
"OK… good cop bad cop so to speak… what is your order boss." Yor said while Loid felt dread right now as Sylvia looks amused.
"Well… why don't I get comfortable… you should do as well but… try and leave the outfit on but removed the skirt if you can… can't let that get dirty after all." Sylvia said as she starts to get undressed while Yor smiles and hums as she went to remove some articles of her outfit like the dress for now which showed some black bra and panties while her boots were held up by some kind of garterbelt… she looked like she went from a lovely dress to one that was like some kinky Lingere and while Loid blushed brightly at this, never really being helpless in this kind of situation, Sylvia made him blush as well when he watched her removed her shirt, skirt and left the boots on as she wore a more… white colored version of the underwear Yor wore and well… much to Loid's chagrin… he felt his boxers shift and Yor and Sylvia saw a large boner making a large tent and Sylvia licks her lips.
"My my… looks like this maybe easier than we thought if his hidden gun is armed right Yor?" Sylvia said when she smirks at a drunken Yor who giggles a bit at Sylvia.
"Hehehe you said it partner, come on and lets have fun with the… Interrogation." Yor said while saying the last one with such seriousness that it made Loid and Sylvia jolt though Yor giggling and what not caused the two spies to sweatdrop as Sylvia chuckles.
"R-Right… lets get going than partner… we got a man to… interrogate." Sylvia said with lust in her eyes as Loid got wide eyes when Sylvia and Yor walk to Loid with swaying hips as the scene fades to black.
