YOU WILL MISS SOMETHING IMPORTANT IF YOU DO NOT READ THE NOTE BELOW!

A/N: Hey guys, what's up, hmmm? Well, I decided to actually write a bit because I saw that I hadn't written since September. It's been busy, what with this being my last year of middle school-

Trinity- Liar! You've had plentytime, you're just LAZY!

Sandra- Hey man, I'm writing your DIARY. You want me to point out something increasingly obvious in the later chapters? Hmmm?

Trinity- You are such a HATER. And it's not a diary, it's a JOURNAL.

Rachel- Okay, both of you STOP it. Ok? We all understand that the both of you own diaries that you call journals. We all get it. Just as long as you updated. I'm getting way too bored nowadays.

Sandra and Trinity jump Rachel

Taylor- Hey guys, as Sandra's bestest reviewer and friend, I get to say the disclaimer! What a great job! (grinds her teeth) She does not in anyway own Potterverse. Ok? And now, Sandra wanted to tell you guys that she plans on updating very infrequently if at all, so yea. And do NOT hurt me, I'm just the messenger! Put those pitchforks away! Oh yea, she also says to Rachel that Rachel should stop invading Sandra's author's notes and update herself.

Readers retreat

Sandra- Okay, back. Trinity got to jump Rachel, so yeah. Ok, on with the story... Umm... what happens here...? OH, it's the DRUNKNESS!

11/14

Dear Journal,

HA! I told you that I would write. But you didn't think so, now did you? Anyways, I'm here at that stupid party, waiting for some drinks and entertainment. Dude, I'm really bored...

Wait. Hermione has an idea. Now we're rounding up the 7th years to play something called "I've Never Ever". Wonder what it is. Ok, we got me, Logan, Hermione, Ron, Harry, Lavender, Pavarti, Seamus, Dean, and Neville. Ok, let's see what Hermione says.

"Ok, who's played this before?" she asks. No one says anything. "Alright then, this is how you play. You each say something that you've never ever done before and whoever has done it has to put up a finger. Whoever gets to put up 10 fingers loses. Ok?" nod, "Good, let me put a truth spell on us." She mutters something, and we start. "Ok, I'll go first. I've never ever... put make-up on my boyfriend/girlfriend before."

Lav, Pav, and Ron each put up a finger. Me next. "Hmm... I've never ever... juggled 5 boyfriends/girlfriends before." Logan, Pav, and Dean put one up.

Logan's up. He just stuck his tongue out at me. "I've never ever took 12 classes in one year before." Me and Hermione with one up. Ron's up.

"I've never ever been down Knockturn Alley before." Harry, Seamus.

Lav's up. "I've never ever threw a curse at a student and missed and hit a teacher instead." She giggled. Harry, Ron, and Logan.

Pav's up. "I've never ever gone all the way with someone before." Surprise, no one put it up.

Seamus. "I've never ever had a plant squirt me with Stink Sap." Harry and Neville.

Dean. "I've never ever been caught with a guy in my bed." Hermione, Lav, Pav, and surprisingly Seamus. "That wasn't my fault that Dean felt like taking my bed in the middle of the night," Seamus said when we were all giving him weird looks.

Neville up. "I've never ever been caught in a broom closet snogging 3 times in one day with my best friend's sister," he said, pointedly at Harry. Harry and Logan up. "What is it, pick on incredible hot guys day?" Logan said.

So right now it's me (1), Logan (4), Hermione (2), Ron (2), Harry (4), Lavender (2), Pavarti (3), Seamus (2), Dean (1), and Neville (1).

Hermione. "I've never ever kissed Professor Snape for any reason at all." Neville and Pav up.

Me. "I've never ever not aced the History of Magic exams." What? I have! Anyways, everyone except for me and Hermione up one.

Logan "I've never ever aced the History of Magic exams." Me and Hermione up. Everyone was sniggering.

Ron. "I've never ever gotten lost in Hogwarts before." Me, Logan, Dean, and Neville up one.

Harry. "I've never ever pissed in my pants before." Neville and Seamus.

Lav. "I've never ever been on a broomstick longer than 30 minutes. Seamus, Dean, Logan, Ron, and Harry up one.

Pav. "I've never ever accidentally sat at the Slytherin table for breakfast." Neville and Dean.

Seamus. "I've never ever liked a guy." Grrr... All the girls.

Dean. "I've never ever made out with an ex-convict before." Hermione! "Oh, no... Damn, bad mental image... You almost went out with me too! Erg!" Harry went.

Neville. "I've never ever studied for 3 days straight." Me, Hermione, and Ron.

Now it's me (5), Logan (7), Hermione (6), Ron (5), Harry (6), Lavender (4), Pavarti (6), Seamus (5), Dean (5), and Neville (6).

Hermione. "I've never ever been with more than 10 people in a month." Logan and Dean.

Me. "I've never ever tried to turn an animal a different color." Ron, Lav, and Pav up.

Logan. "I've never ever- wait, I did... I've never ever had problems with my hair." Me, Hermione, Harry, Lav and Pav

Ron. "I've never ever been to muggle jail." Me, Logan, and Dean up. "What?" I said when they all looked at me.

Harry. "I've never ever had a crush on my cousin." Ron, Neville, and Lav.

Lav. "I've never ever almost did it on someone's grave." Seamus and Logan. "Hey, game over, I lost," Logan said with his 10 fingers up.

Final scores: me (6), Logan (10), Hermione (6), Ron (7), Harry (6), Lavender (6), Pavarti (7), Seamus (6), Dean (7), and Neville (7).

"Ok, that was fun," I said. Then I took a swig of the Butter beer that just arrived. Hmm... It tastes weird. Kind of like alcohol...

Hmmm, the portrait door just opened... But there was no one there. Let's go and listen, because I hear voices. I'll just finish this Butter beer first. Woo, feel kind of woozy. Let's go, though.

"You think we put enough alcohol in there?" a voice asks. It sounds like McGonagall.

"Yes, of course, kids drink a lot, so if there's only some alcohol in there, they're still going to consume some, just not enough for a hangover or Madam Pomfrey," says someone. It sounds like Professor Lupin.

"Well, I just hope that it's enough to get those 2 together," the McGonagall voice said.

"Of course! Trinity and Logan would've gotten together with or without our help. It's just the fact of time...," said Lupin voice.

"Just make sure that we win the bet. I won't stand to lose against Severus Snape again," the McGonagall voice said.

They stopped, and I think that they left. Now. WHAT THE FUDGINESS! Dude, they're betting on me! That's so... cool, actually. Erk, back to the point. They spiked our Butter beer. Dude, that's so totally un-cool. Like, really un-cool. Ok, the alcohol is getting to my head. I better tell them all.

"Guys!" I yell at the group surrounding the table of drinks. Oh no, the first years are drinking some. Dun dun dunnn... Erk, not good.

"PEOPLE!" I yelled again. Someone behind me just put their arms around my stomach... Oh, ok, it's Logan. I was afraid that Harry was still being stalker. Anyways, WAIT. What The Fudginess is he doing! Erk.

"Hey there," he whispers in my ear. Nothing to ease my mind. I got a guy here, drunk and full of hormones making moves on me. Yeah, that's comforting.

"Umm... Hi?" I say. I think it's wearing off. That's good. Now, about everyone else who had probably drunken a bottle or 2? Now what?

"Why would you want everyone else's attention when you have mine?" he said, starting to kiss my neck. Ooo, ARGH, snap outta it! Darn, my slangish self is getting control of my journal. Not good.

"Logan, stop it, you're drunk," I whisper, pushing him away.

"I know. So what?" he says, resume his prior... activity.

"Just stop!" I say, right before he decides to push me up against a wall and starts making out with me. Ack, that boy better get his hand outta my shirt before I hex him to oblivion. Ohhhh, that's great... What! Dude, I'm actually, ohhhh that feels, SNAP OUTTA IT! Ok, somewhat better. He decided to get off of me and is now currently taking me to THE BOYS' DORM! Dude, not gooood.

"Logan! Get the fuck off!" I said, trying to get him out of it. Now working. He's still dragging me... "Hermione!" I yelled. She looked towards me and then I mouthed 'Help'. She didn't understand. She's had waaay too many beers. Man, who knew that they would turn something so innocent into an evil substance? Why teachers, why! I beg for your mercy! WAIT. The teachers. Going to get them, screw it if I get caught.

Now, how to get away from Logan? Yeah, he's not getting off of me anytime soon. Erk, I'm just going to have to take him with me.

"Logan, not here," I said, looking him in the eye. "Come on, somewhere else." Taking him out of the portrait right now, dude, he keeps trying to kiss me. Erg, I wonder if this is how he actually feels about me... Off of subject, got to get back on. Okay, to Lupin's classroom. Then, to McGonagall's, and we might just be alright.

"Professor Lupin!" I yelled as he was at his desk.

"Trinity? Shouldn't you be at that party at in your Common Room?" he said with a look of complete shock. Obviously, he hadn't expected a non-drunk Trinity Lionheart with a very drunk Logan Williams coming down to his classroom when we were supposed to be making out.

"Ok, first of all, you knew about our little party and you didn't crash it! Dude, what kind of teacher are you!" I asked him. Before he could respond, I interrupted. "And second of all, what kind of teacher gets his students drunk for a stupid bet that was originally created by the students!"

"Whoa, how do you know that?" he asked.

"Eaves-dropping on you and my precious Head of House... By the way, where is she?" I drawled.

"She's in her quarters, and what is Mr. Williams doing here with you?" he asked.

"Don't change the subject," I said. "We all are going to be taking a trip to see my lovely Transfiguration professor." With that, I dragged them by their wrists towards her home thingy.

When he said, "Now, Miss Lionheart, I don't think that it's necessary-"

I stopped abruptly and turned around to look at him in the eye. My eyes flashed dangerously, and then I said, "You were saying?"

"Er, um, nothing at all," he stuttered. "I thought so," I said with an evil look. We continued to McGonagall's living area. Hmmm... There's a statue here, not like how everything else has portraits... Maybe it talks?

"Do you know the password?" I asked Lupin. Then I slapped Logan for trying to make out with me again. He backed off and looked guilty.

"No, I don't. None of us know the password to her chambers," he said, still wary of my temper.

"This is odd... 2 students and a professor looking for my mistress in the middle of the night and asking each other for the password...," the statue said suddenly. The lion then yawned.

"Hey, could you somehow inform Professor McGonagall that we urgently need her?" I asked. I had no idea what I was going to do when she came except to give her a verbal lashing.

"I could, but you woke me up. Honestly, with the time that I have on my hands, you'd think that I could get some hours of sleep each night!" the statue said.

"Whatever," I said with the attitude that I used last week on that girl... Heh. "The only reason why you aren't helping us is because you just can't. You suck and you can't get my professor for the love of God."

"I can too get her!" it squawked.

"Prove it!" I said. "Fine," and then soon, a robed McGonagall came out, asking us, "What's the problem?"

"The problem? The problem is that you spiked our drinks at a party that you were supposed to stop!" I said.

"What! Remus, why did you tell her!" she asked, outraged.

"She already knew, then came to get me," he said apologetically to her.

"Dude! Umm, small problem here! There are drunk little FIRSTIES in the Common Room, not to mention the older students that are filled with raging HORMONES. Now, are you going to help me, or do I have to curse them all?"

We all started to run towards the Common Room to look at the damage. Most of the students got knocked out, but there were still enough of them that were very awake and needed a sobering elixir immediately. So then, we all took them to the infirmary, where they were out of the elixirs because of some other teacher (Bet you it was Lupin. What? I'm not allowed to think that one of my teachers drink?). So, McGonagall came to me and said that because I'm to be a Potions Apprentice, I'm going to make that elixir, or have to face everyone with hangovers, which is a bad thing, because the teachers could not take the blame of this and neither could the students.

So, I was making the potion on the Hospital Wing floor, when Malfoy strides in with a black eye. Madam Pomfrey sees this, then runs in to get some salve for it. During that time, he comes up to me, and says, "Wonder what Lionheart is doing here in the middle of the night," and starts stroking my hair, which fell out of its bun because of all the running around. I didn't even look up.

"Get the fuck off my hair," I said.

"Oh, feisty, aren't we?" he says. Then, I say, "You want to make that one black eye two?"

He scowls, lets Pomfrey apply the salve, then leaves. After that, Dumbledore comes in, sees me making the potion, then raises an eyebrow. Lupin and McGonagall are fast asleep in a place filled with some students that are still drunk and are wondering what they're doing here.

"I can explain sir," I told him. He didn't buy it.

"Hush child, add those lacewings before the potion boils," he said. I added them quickly, then looked at him for an answer.

"Thanks to the wards covering Hogwarts, I am able to learn what happens in the school, so you need not explain yourself. Just finish the potion, then get some rest." Then he left. Erk, I'm lying in bed now, trying to sleep. Tonight was rather hectic... Oh dear, I forgot about Logan. I hope he's ok... He's not going to like me in the morning, is he? Oh, screw it. I'm sleeping, good night.

-Trinity