A/N: this is just a short little drabble. The characters playing soccer are all from the Lord of The Rings. Dwarf: Gimli Long Hair/Pointy Ears: Legolas Short Hair: Aragorn Short kid: Frodo
Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has anything to do with Lord of the Rings or R.L. Stine's Fear Street books.
"Give me a T-I-G-E-R-S! GO TIGERS!" Shouted the Shadyside Cheerleaders going into a pyramid and ending with Corky doing a Flying Eagle off.
"Good job Girls!" the cheerleading coach Miss. Goat announced.
I was leaving when she saw a shape of a small boy that looked around the age of 5 in the middle of the soccer field.
"I will go and keep the boy company I have nothing better to do," thought Corky.
When I drew closer she noticed other people there, there was another small guy with a dangerous looking weapon and two tall guys. They were positioned like they were TRYING to play soccer but they didn't seem to know much the short guy with the weapon was in net (doing terribly I might add) the boy was trying to score and was successfully scoring even though his kicks sucked like hell. One of the tall guys with short hair was doing fairly well accept he kept tripping over the ball. Thank fully they had a almost unlimited stock of balls or they wouldn't be able to play because the tall guy with long hair kept kicking the balls way up to space.
"FORT!" The longhaired guy yelled as he kicked another ball way up into space.
"Whoops I think that one hit another satellite" I slowly walked over trying not to attract attention to myself (I heard freaks react to movement) but the guy in net noticed me.
"HEY YOU OVER HERE!" what I shall now call a dwarf started running toward me his stumpy legs pumping hard. I kept running but when I looked back the dwarf had tripped in the mud because of the long soccer shorts he was wearing. I thought I was in the clearing until long hair ran in front of me and blocked my way. I stumbled and fell on my butt when I noticedthe guy had pointy ears!
"Can you teach us how to play soccer?" pointy ear asked in a calm voice.
"ummmmm………maybe………"
"We don't need her help!" short hair came over.
"I think we could teach her a few tricks," the short one said. Wow these guys must have a lot of ego. Dwarf came over, and what a saw will scar me for life. Since he had fallen in the mud he had taken off his muddy shirt and now faced me with his bare chest, I can't describe any further it hurts too much to even think about it.
"AH MY EYES! THEY BURN" I screamed silently in my head. I finally got the courage to speak up.
"ummm….why do you guys need to learn to play soccer anyways?"
"To impress you girls of course!" Dwarf replied giving me a wink.
"We are going out for the team next year" pointy ear said.
"And we're sure we'll make it" Dwarf continued whilesmacking the backside of his axe menacingly.
"Well must be practicing" the short one said as he started to walk off, all the others followed. I sat there unable to do anything as I watched the team continue to play. If they really meant what they said about trying out for soccer than Shadyside soccer was about to get a whole lot weirder.
The End
My friend told me to post it, so here you go. I doubt I will ever resurrect this story anytime soon so it is just going to end here.
