Once upon a time there were three young shinobi. One was a cold, hot, sexy, vengeful guy with the best hair in the world who hated a blonde. One was a blonde with equally nice hair, and really nice eyes. They were blue. He had a crush on everyone. Even the boys. Then there was a girl with pink hair who acted like a blonde, hated the blonde, and loved the guy that hated the blonde. LOLHEREWEGOES!
Sakura was walking down the street. She seen Sasuke. She ran up to him. "Hey Sasuke wanna go to a date with me then we'll make out or something?" Sasuke looked at her. "LOLNO." He turned and went to the ramen shop, where he saw the guy he hated. "I hate you." Naruto frowned. "That's OK, I love everybody. But not Hinata, the only person in the world who considers me sexually." Sasuke smiled, making his face crack and fall off, like in House of Wax. "Cool. Wanna have rectal intercourse with me?" "YES!" Naruto and Sasuke ran off into the sunset, stopping first at a sex store to pick up some Ramen scented lube. Sakura, who was finally buying some chill pills, was in the pharmacy, which happened to be next to the sex store. She seen her fantasy boy run away with lube and Naruto and killed herself right there.
Luckiy, Rock Lee (AKASUPERSPANDEXMAN) came along, and had enough youth to spare, and brought her back to life. Sakura was all, 'OHMYGOSH. I'm alive! Wanna go have some sex?" "YES! but we gotta go get some lube and Gaara." Sakura frowned. "Wait a minute. The freak with no eyebrows?" SpandexMan nodded. "I always thought he was a sexy bitch." "ME TOO! Hold me SuperSpandexMan!" So he did and then he and Sakura and a very sleepy, confused, and kidnapped Gaara went to a hotel room and had sex all night. But not Gaara, because he didn't enjoy it one bit. After they all had sex 50 times, Sakura and Rock Lee were like, "HEY Gaara, WHATCHATHINK?" Gaara thought about it a while. "Rape hurts."
Sasuke and Naruto had some mind-blowing sex that night. "DAMN SASUKE YOU ARE ONE SEXY 13YEAROLD!" Sasuke smiled and then they both had some other-blowing sex that night.
The fat guy and the lazy guy ended up jumping the hottest girl in the village, and she got squished. The shy girl killed herself because the shock of her big brother rapeing her and the shock of Naruto turning gay made her so depressed there was no way to live. Her big brother ended up expodeing from the biggest orgasm eveer. And so did everybody esle die in various sex related ways. Then Kohona was no more.
THE END 3
Dedicated to LAURA, my dear friend who 'supposedly' hates Naruto.
