Title: Stupid Bet.

Author: doing a rain dance.

Summary: Quick little Draco everybody fic. Draco makes a bet that he can get a kiss from every girl in Gryffindor tower. Armed with Colin Creevey to document the occassion, Draco sneaks into Gryffindor tower during the night. But things don't quite go the way he imagined. Primary ships- Ginny/Draco, Lavender/Colin, Pansy/Blaise, Implied Ginny/Hermione

Disclaimer: I own an alter ego and hopefully a dragon tattoo on my back. wish me luck with that.

Draco lounged in his chiar in the common room, reading a Roald Dahl book.

"Aren't you a little old for that?" Pansy remarked from across the room where she paused from trying to suffocate Blaise.

Draco looked up at the two teens. Pansy was straddling the very content looking Blaise. The two teens had been dating for three years, the longest relationship for any Slytherins ever.

Draco returned to his book. "You're never too old for some books."

"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?" Blaise read. "Isn't that a Muggle book?"

Draco glanced over again. "Your point?"

"I don't think your dad would approve." Pansy sneered.

Draco met her gaze evenly. "My dad's in Azkaban. He doesn't count."

Pansy looked sad at being beat at her own game. Then she brightened. "What about your mom?"

Draco scoffed. "Who do you think sent me this?"

Pansy pouted for a few moments. But a diabolical mind like hers couldn't be thwarted for long. Pansy had an urge to embarass Draco and damned if she wasn't going to.

She leaned down and whispered something in Blaise's ear. Bliase's eyes went wide then narrowed. He studied Draco shrewdly and whispered something back to her. Draco tastefully ignored them both.

"Draco," Pansy finally cooed.

Draco ignored her.

"Draco," Pansy tried again.

Draco flipped a page with all the poise of a professional page flipper.

"Draco!" Pansy hissed.

Draco finally looked up, feigning surprise. "Oh, sorry, Pansy. Must not have heard you. How can I help you?"

Pansy smiled prettily, her prior annoyance gone. "Blaise and I have a little bet going."

"Really? Outstanding. And just how long has this bet been going on?" Draco asked sarcastically, returning to his book.

Pansy artfully ignored the last statement and trudged on. "He thinks you can't get every girl in Gryffindor Tower to kiss you."

Draco looked up, intrigued dispite himself. "Oh, Really?"

Pansy flipped her hair. She knew she had him. Malfoy never backed down from a bet, whether he would win anything or not. "Are you up to it?"

Draco pretended to think. "I suppose."

Pansy grinned. Time to play her trump card. "By the way, we need visual proof of you getting those kisses."

Draco frowned. "What, Like pictures?"

Colin snapped a picture of Ginny as she headed toward the green house with Hermione Granger. He lowered his camera. There was something going on there. Maybe they were dating. A thrill ran through him. That was like every Gryffindor boy's (and a few girls) dream, to walk in on the Sexy Ginny Weasley and the Bookworm but still Desireable Hermione Granger making out. God would those pictures sell like hot cakes.

Colin was about to start after them when two things held him back. The first was the thought of his new girl friend and what she would think if she saw him tailing two fo the most desirable girls in the school. The second was a hand holding onto his robe. Colin turned and felt his knees go weak. He suddenly wished Ginny was here, Ginny knew how to handle a situation like this.

Draco Malfoy was holding on to his shirt.

"Hello...Creevey." He said as he took a moment to remember the little git's name.

Colin squeaked.

Draco continued. "I have need of your services."

Colin felt his eyes go wide. "What do you mean like..."

Draco didn't give him a chance to finish the sentence. "Gods no, you stupid prat!" He excliamed disgustedly. "I want you to take some pictures."

"Of you having.."

"Dear lord!" Draco cried exasperated, nearly dropping the smaller boy. "Get your bloody mind out of the gutter!"

He set Colin down, still keeping his grip on the boy's robe and lowered his face to eye level with the puny little boy. "I. Want. You. To. Take. Some. Pictures. So. I. Can. Win. A. Bet." he explianed slowly.

Colin frowned. "What kind of bet?"

Colin fidgeted nervously outside the Gryffindor Common room. This felt like such a betrayal of trust. Maybe he should just go back in and face the wrath later.

Too Late.

Colin felt a hand on his shoulder and jumped. He turned to see Draco Malfoy.

"Look I don't like this."

"I admit sneaking into the tower in the middle of the night to make out with a couple of girls is kind of dastardly, but I'd rather not waste my time trying to woo them all. I promise I'll only do those you like. Thata way you don't have to watch me break thier hearts." Draco replied, looking pointedly at the portrait.

Colin sighed and said the password. Draco didn't notice that he hung back as he entered the common room. He held out his wand, ready to illuminate the room when he rounded a corner and opened a door. The Common room was brightly lit...

...And full of Gryffindor girls. All of whom turned when he entered the room. It looked like a slumber party.

Draco wondered why Colin hadn't told him there was going to be a slumber party. He also wondered why not a one of the girls looked shocked or scared. He was just putting two and two together when a red haired girl raised her wand and pointed it at him.

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CREEVEY! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Draco screamed as Ginny Weasley, the attractive red head who had stupified him in the first place, tightened his bonds.

"Oh relax, Malfoy." She purred seductively into his ear. "Colin told us about your bet. And we'd just hate for you to lose one."

Draco was momentarily struck dumb by her voice. Fancy that, the girl he had secretly fancied for four years was flirting with him.

Hermione Granger jumped into the gap. "So we all gathered here to help you win that bet."

Draco shot a glance at his cohort, but Colin was wrapped around his apparent girlfriend Lavender Brown. Gee wonder who he told.

Draco looked up to see a normaly timid first year standing over him. "What do you want?" he growled.

"Helping you win a bet." Then she leaned down and swiftly kissed him. There was a click as Colin disengaged himself from Lavender long enough to take the picture.

From then on, things got much better. The girls formed a line and kissed him with varying degrees of intensity. Romilda Vane spent three minutes before retiring for the night. Hermione Granger kissed him quickly, but with surprising intensity. Lavender spared him a quick peck. Angelina and Alicia double teamed him.

It wasn't until he was being relaeased by a contrite Colin that he remembered something. He had never gotten a kiss by Ginny. He turned in time to watch her climb the stairs holding Hermione Granger's hand.

Draco Malfoy was seething. He was this close to winning the bet, but that didn't matter. He had a stack of moving pictures of him with nearly every girl in Gryffindor but that didn't matter either. It was that one girl.

He watched her from across the hall as he had many a morning. Watching her laugh. Watching her flirt. Watching her be someone else's.

He wanted her. Alright there, he admited it. He wanted her. Not just as a conquest. He wanted her as his girlfriend. To hold hands with while going down the halls. To wait for in Hogsmeade while she was held up. To share butterbeer and ice cream sundaes with.

But who the fuck was he kidding? She'd never see him as anything other than Malfoy, enemy. She excused herself from the table, but as she did, she cast a glance his way. There was something in that look. A broken heart. She sighed and started out of the hall, passing by his seat.

On impulse he grabbed her about the waist and swung her into his lap. "Going somewhere?"

"What do you want?" Her voice had lost its usual sting and was quiet.

"You owe me a kiss, pet." he whispered back, kissing her.

He felt her lips curve into a smile and she kissed back.

Blaise turned to Pansy. "Pay up."

Draco broke the kiss. "Blaise, you lost."

Pansy grinned. "Blaise bet you couldn't hold onto your heart and kiss every girl."

Draco and Ginny gaped. "You knew I liked him/her!" They excliamed in unison.

"No, but she did." Pansy said, pointing toward Hermione Granger, who raised a goblet in response.

Ginny began to swear, but was cut off by Draco once again claiming her lips.

click.

The end.

Or is it?

Challenge!

Bored? I can fix that. This is my challenge. You have just read chapter one of Stupid Bet. I challenge you to write any and all subsequent chapters. You may make your own criteria for each new chapter. There is only one rule that pertains to everyone doing this: You MUST send a link or review to the writer who you read this from. My email is if you decide to write chapter two of this.

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1. Couples must either remain together or if you separate them, you must give a reason they broke up.

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