Murrh... I lack anything to say... Meh... I wonder if anyone will notice the changes... Man I'm a paranoid person... Well welcome back if you've been here before and hell if this is your first time running in on this chapter... Which I kinda doubt but hell, you never know. How long has it been since I came to this fanfic anyway? A year? Two? I started in the seventh grade and I'm in the ninth grade right now. So the paper version (I wrote this on binder paper before starting this on the website.) has been sitting two years just about and this version has been... Well two years since it began I think. I think it's been a year since its end. I never thought about it. And by now you should have noticed I using this just to make this chapter look longer and wordier than it really is. But hey, I'm in IB and that teaches you the fine art of BSing your teachers in their long ass essays they assign. Meh. Anyway... On with the show... Fanfic... Thing.

This means there's a voiceover.
This is normal stuff.
"This is speech obviously."
'This is thought. Which hardly ever happens.'

Yusuke the Detective

Case 2: Keiko and Puu

It was a boiling summer day that made my head burn. It's a day like this that makes me hate having black hair.

Yusuke screamed, "AUGH! My head burns!" He dunked his head into a sink of cold water.

The AC was broken and my partner wasn't helping me fix it.

Kurama was in an ice chest, sleeping.

"Kurama while you're in there could you get me some ice cubes? The water's starting to warm up," Yusuke said.

"My ice!" Kurama hissed.

"Don't make me-"

That was when she came.

Keiko ran in."Yusuke!"

Keiko Yukimura. A friend of mine since we were little kids. Now, we're really good friends and...

"Admit it, Yusuke. She's your girlfriend!" Kurama taunted.

"Shut it, fox boy! I'll lock you in that ice chest if you go on," Yusuke growled.

"Hm... Well, it is pretty comfy in here..."

"Get out."

"No..." Pout, pout. "Don't you know it's bad for old people to get from different temperatures quickly because it can kill them?"

"Get over it! Besides, you're only fifteen!"

"I have a thousand year old fox demon living in my body if that counts for anything..."

"Whatever." And he said to Keiko,"State your name."

"But you know my name," Keiko growled.

"Just state it!" Yusuke held a gun to her head.

Keiko slapped him.

Kurama came out of the ice chest. "Rock on, Keiko! So what's wrong?"

'That's my line you bastard...' a recovering Yusuke thought.

"Well, I lost Puu!" Keiko cried.

"You lost what!" Yusuke laughed.

"Let's try to be mature, Yusuke," Kurama sighed.

"Right... So how can you lose Puu?" Yusuke asked.

"I dunno, but he's gone!" Keiko replied.

"Did anyone come to your house?" Kurama asked.

"I was at Yusuke's house to tell him to go to summer school but then I remembered I forgot a book there."

"So how does Puu fit into all this?"

"Well, it was like this..."

Flashback

"Yusuke, Get over here! You need to go to summer school! Do you really want Iwamoto twice in a row?"

Puu flew to Keiko."Puu!"

"Hey, Puu! I bet Yusuke didn't feed you! I'll just get my book and I'll get you something to eat!" She went to the next room.

"Puu? PUUUUUUUUU!"

"!" Keiko ran back in. "Puu? Where'd you go?"

End Flashback

"You sure he didn't run away?" Yusuke asked smugly.

Keiko wacked him with a suddenly-exsisting bat. "The windows and doors were closed and so was the door!"

"The only people that could have done this were you, mom, and the monkey in my closet."

"Yusuke, didn't anyone ever tell you that there's no monkey in your closet?"

"No, there is a monkey in there! It's been there since... Last night!"

"I have Narnia in mine! It gets pretty noisey in there..." Kurama added.

"It doesn't matter what's in your closets! We need to find Puu!" Keiko waved her arms around like she was trying to fly or something.

"Look in the toilet," Yusuke replied.

"Let's be mature, Yusuke. We're on the case!" Kurama replied.

Urameshi Apartment

So here we are at the scene of the crime. I still suggest looking in the toilet.

"Yusuke!" Keiko growled.

"Hm... It could be possible..." Kurama replied.

"And you told me to be mature!" Yusuke spat as he opened his closet. "There's... Nothing here."

"Told you," Keiko said.

"...Would your mother really kidnap Puu?" Kurama asked. "Keiko's the witness so there's no real culprit."

"Whoa... Are you sure that you're the detective, Yusuke? Kurama seems to be doing all the tthinking."

"That's what I think sometimes..."

Yusuke walked out. "I gotta do something."

"This'll take an hour," Kurama sighed.

"Do you think students should get an extra two minutes to get to class?" Keiko asked just to amke a completely pointless conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with the nonexisting plot whatsoever.

"No, it's your fault if you're late."

"What if you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Who would take that long?"

"What if it's number two? I know people who take a long time... Other than Yusuke."

Hiei came out of nowhere."My sister takes an hour!" He ran out.

"That was pointless."

Yusuke screamed and ran into the room.

"What's wrong?" Keiko asked.

"Don't say someone didn't flush," Kurama added.

"Puu was in the toilet!" Yusuke cried.

Puu flew in. "Puu!"

"What was he doing in there?" Kurama asked.

"Puu!" Keiko hugged him."Eww! you're all wet."

And still to this day no one can figure out how Puu got into the toilet. Well, like how hiei got his sword and pants back, this will remain a mystery in... The X-files.

Kurama sweatdropped,"That was lame."

End Case 2

By the way, to continue from my note from the last chapter... I'm replacing my whining with something meaningful. Cause reading that was freaking annoying for me too... And I feel stupid remembering it. Good thing I got smarter.