A/N: Fic of the month! And one that I haven't worked on in more than decade... and it shows... It was a hectic month for me... So yeah... Also please vote if you haven't yet... Enjoy hopefully kind of strayed from the preview but yeah... still enjoy...

Chapter 3: Ontological Paradox? What does this have to with Birds?

Team Bo-Bobo sat in silence was staring at the wise old Amazon. After all… she had something…

"So what did you need to discuss?" asked Beauty knowing that it had to be important.

"You've come back to the past to change things…" said Cologne.

"Seriously did you not know that?" asked don Patch.

"That's not what I meant…" sighed Cologne.

"well what did you mean!" yelled Don Patch.

Cologne sighed… this was just going to be one of those talks.

Then again she was clearly talking to a group of weirdoes form the future.

She sighed again.

"Have you through about paradoxes?" asked cologne.

"What do you mean?" asked Bobo-bo.

"Did you account for the various time paradoxes that exist?" asked Cologne.

"Well there's no way we can meet ourselves… unless…" said Bobo-Bo.

"We're not going back in time further so you can meet yourself…" muttered Gasser.

"Fine…" pouted Bobo-bo.

"As I was saying there is a Paradox that you might have thought about." Said Cologne.

"You know what! That's not important! What's important is that this story had been forgotten about for years!" yelled Don Patch.

"What?" asked Cologne.

"Just because she got into so many new things! Lile that dumb hero anime!" yelled Don Patch.

"What?" Cologne asked again.

"Look she keeps getting distracted by other things! This story will never be done"! yelled Don Patch.

"Just ignore him…" sighed Beauty.

Cologne just nodded.

"Stupid new anime getting all the attention stupid other series too…" muttered Don Patch, "Not to mention a certain game that might make this chapter late!"

"What?" asked Beauty.

"That's none of your business!" yelled Don Patch.

The game didn't make the chapter late…

They all decided to ignore him.

Well as much as they could…

"There are plenty of time paradoxes out there… but yours got me thinking." Said Cologne.

"What do you mean?" asked Softon.

"Do you know what the Ontological Paradox is?" asked Cologne.

They all stared at her.

"What does birds have to do it?" asked Bobo-Bo suddenly dressed like a giant bird.

"That's not what the word means…" sighed Cologne.

"What is it?" asked Beauty.

"Wait… is that another name for Stable Time Loop?" asked Gasser.

Everyone looked at Gasser unsure what to say about that .

"What?" asked Cologne.

"Look! Things changed between now and then." Said don Patch, "One of those is TV Tropes!"

"What" asked Cologne.

"Dare go to TV Tropes… or you will lose yourself…" said bo-bobo.

"What?" asked Cologne.

"Never go to TV Tropes…" repeated Bobo-bo.

"But your point is that there's a chance that by coming to this time, we'll end up being the cause of it." Said Softon.

"There is a chance." Sighed Cologne.

"Wait, wait, wait…" said Bobo-bo, "Are you sure that will happen?"

"it's not guaranteed so it's possible." Said cologne.

"So It will be fine." Said Bobo-Bo.

"There's no guarantee it will be fine…" sighed Cologne .

"She's right… there's a chance by just by coming here it might jump start it." Said Beauty.

"Just great…" muttered Gasser.

"Look none of this is important!" yelled Bobo-bo.

"I'm pretty sure we're not causing the thing we're trying to prevent is important…" sighed Beauty.

"Well it's not!" pouted Don Patch.

Beauty just sighed.

Cologne joined her in sighing.

"If this paradox happens…" sighed Beauty.

"It won't happen." Said Bobo-bo.

"Really how does that work?" asked Beauty."

"With the power of love and friendship!" yelled Bobo-bo suddenly dressed like a magical girl.

"That's not going to work!" yelled Beauty.

Beauty just sighed.

"Beauty…" said Bobo-bo

"Yes?" she asked.

"No matter what happens., if the time paradox does happen I will take responsibility." Said Bobo-bo.

"And that would be…" said Beauty .

"Kill time…" muttered Bobo-bo.

Beauty just sighed at what he said… for multiple reasons.

"You know we're still I the room right… right?" asked Ranma.

"I thought you were pawning us off." Said Gasser.

"Well yeah… but I'm still in the room." Said Ranma with a sweat drop.

"Did you change back while no one was paying attention?" asked Gasser.

"I'm in the room too." Said Jelly Jiggler.

"You should be the one to keep an eye on them." Said Cologne.

"Wait what?" asked Ranma.

"Either way we need to go!" yelled Bobo-bo, "We need to stop her from going even more insane!"

They all left.

"Are you kidding me"! yelled Ranma.

Well Beauty remained knowing she wouldn't fight.

"Why…" sighed Beauty.

"They're not going to listen are they?" asked Cologne.

"No they are not." Sighed Beauty.

"Look this is something g they have to worry about…" said Cologne.

"You don't need to tell me twice." Sighed Beauty.

"I had a feeling about that." Said Cologne.

Beauty once again sighed.

"That's not important! What's important is that the writer doesn't care about this story!" yelled Don Patch suddenly showing up.

"I thought you left…" said Ranma with a sweat drop.

.

"I did! But I have more to complain about!" yelled Don Patch.

"Seriously!" yelled Beauty.

"Our dear writer didn't even bother to take a referrer for this story! She wasn't written this story in over a decade and was too busy with other things to read it again!" ranted Don Patch.

"What is he even talking about?" asked Ranma.

"Don't' ask…" sighed Beauty.

"There's so much you soul have done to make this chapter better! But nope! You didn't do that!" yelled Don Patch.

Sorry…

And the next chapter will be better… even though it might take years to write…

This isn't a high priority story… let's just be honest here…

"Fine… I'll give you that… you do have over 100 stories… also you control everything so you can squish me right now." Said Don Patch.

You got that right!

"I should get back to the thing." Said Don Patch disappearing.

"I'm surprised you're not questing these things…" sighed Beauty.

"When you're as old as I am you don't question these things…" said Cologne.

"Yeah…" sighed Ranma who just decided to ignore everything.

"Perhaps it vest we find…" sighed Cologne.

"Yeah…" sighed Beauty.

And other decided to find Bobo-bo's group or Kodachi which ever came first…

But still the fact that they might end up causing the thing they're trying to precent was now a thing to be worried about sure… not matter what happened.

Next Time: Bobo-bo begins to watch over Kodachi to make sure she doesn't go insane... well even more insane... what will happen... find out next time!