Yeah... Crazy stuff here... Anyone noticed how I lied when I said I'd put something meaningful here? But just you wait. I will... I will... But here's a random thought for the kids at home! Kurama visited his cousin's brother's sister's uncle's father's son's daughter's aunt's friend's friends's sister's brother's cousin's uncle's grandfather's brother's son's daughter's brother's sister's mother's father's doctor's chiropractor's uncle' s veteranarian's dog's owners' sister. Who was this? And the million dollar question: What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

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See the first chapter for the damn disclaimer! I dunno why I have to put it there because Togashi would never write a fanfic when he could draw it and get paid for it. If he did, he would never go on saying that he's a fifteen year old girl that can't spell for crap! But I should note that I don't own Garfield.

Yusuke the Detective

Case 4: Shiori's Garfield

So me and Kurama were eating lunch, which I should note Kurama made this time cause his cooking kicks ass, when a case began.

Shiori ran in. "Waah! Shuichi!" She sobbed heavily.

"What's wrong, Mother?" Kurama asked being the wonderful concered son that he is.

"Someone..." Sniff. "Someone..." Sniff. "Someone stole my Garfield with the suction cup feet!" Melodramatic sobbing.

O.O Sounds like she cares more about her Garfield than her Shuichi/ Kurama/ Youko/whatever else he's called...

"No! I don't know what I'd do if I lost my Shuichi...s. Waah! And then I will lose you one day when you get married!" Shiori sobbed harder. She then hugged Kurama.

A random sound effect was heard. "Aww..." Insert shojo manga flower background.

Actually, come to think of it I wouldn't know what'd I do if I lost my Garfield with the suction cup feet... And why don't I get a cool sound effect and a nice background!

"We're on the case!" Yusuke announced. "...What's with the flowers?"

Minamino House

Shuichi blinked. "What's wrong with her?"

"Someone stole her Garfield," Kurama replied somberly like it was the end of the world.

"Someone what! Who would steal her Garfield with the suction cup feet!"

Hiei randomly came in despite the fact that he would never walk in Kurama's front door and contrary to popular belief, never really comes to his house. "What's happening?"

"I've got it! Hiei stole your Garfield!" Yusuke held a gun to Hiei's head. "Give it back."

O.O Deer in the headlights look.

"You heard me. Give Shiori her damn Garfield back, bitch!"

"...Wow... I wouldn't know what'd I'd do if someone stole my Garfield with the suction cup feet..." Hiei went into the corner and sucked his thumb.

O.o Yusuke whispered,"Okay, Kurama, remind me to steal his Garfield later..."

Kurama blinked. "Okay..."

So it has to be one of the two to think of it, if Shiori yelled out "Shuichi" which one would come down the stairs? Or would they both come down? I bet thet go down the street and say:"Hey, Shuichi! How ya doin' Shuichi?"

"I'm fine, Shuichi! How 'bout you Shuichi?"

"Great Shuichi! What do you want to do, Shuichi?"

"I dunno. What do you want to do Shuichi?"

"How do you know it wasn't really my step-dad?" Kurama asked.

"Because he's not evil enough to do it!" Yusuke explained. "It's all pure detective logic to know who's evil and who isn't. There's you and Shuichi and, well, the list goes on. Hiei, you're not feeling evil today so you get an ice cream!"

"Yay!" Hiei cheered. He swallowed the ice cream in one huge gulp and then his head started hurting brain freeze but he was okay with it... Somehow.

"Aww... You're so cute..." Yusuke hugged Hiei. "And you finally get a chance to call it ice cream instead of sweet snow!"

Everyone stared in shock. (Except Hiei, who was happy-go-lucky at the moment.) Shiori fainted.

"I didn't mean it like that! Stupid people and their stupid slash fics and their... Jelly beans and Ronald Reagan It's Shuichi- little Shuichi. A real easy case." Yusuke nodded to himself. "Yup, yup."

"Why would I steal the stupid thing?" Shuichi growled.

"You think it's stupid, huh? Well, let's see how you feel when I steal Hiei's Garfield!"

Hiei's eyes grew teary. "No..." He started to cry.

"So what now, bitch?" Yusuke asked triamphantly.

Evil aura. Shuichi cursed enough to make a sailor blush.

---Please excuse this moment while Shuichi gets lectured by Kurama.

Intermission (Insert happy little jiggle here.)

"Buy a snack. Perhaps a car-bo-nated so-da?" Yusuke suggested.

"I hope they have icees!" Kurama said in a high pitched voice.

"My nipples look like milk duds!" Hiei commented. (I can't believe I just wrote that!)

End Intermission (End happy little jiggle.)

"No dessert for you, young man!" Kurama scolded Shuichi. He shook his finger at him.

Shuichi threw a biology book and walked away. Evil aura, evil aura.

"Yeah, you better go to your room! I hope Michael Jackson goes up there! ...What a punk ass bitch. Stealing Mother's Garfield with the little suction cup feet."

"Well, now we can say case closed!" Yusuke sighed.

10:00 P.M.

Kurama pulled out Garfield from under his bed.

"Garfield sucks," Kurama growled. "In my fridge stealing my foodz and stealing my tree and blocking my drainage and biting my stepbrother..."

He threw the stuffed cat out the window.

End Case 3

If you watched Kung Pow! (I should also mention I don't own that!), you know what I'm talking about. Anything mentioned there I don't own. And the last line Kuram,a said was a reference to the lol cats picture. You can find them in photobucket under caturday. And the Ronald Reagan line was some refence to our ex-president's great love of jelly beans. Enough said.

See ya in chapter 4!

DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'! Hold on to that feeling!